SHUT THE FUCK UP BERMAN (DINGERFEST 2k15)

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

All the big names are gonna want to do this next year. Like this was already a baller roster but now EVERYBODY'S gonna want in.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:36

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# ? Oct 14, 2024 04:12

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

good god joe torre's head looks like Jeremy Bentham's wax autoicon

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:36

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; Just Cubspost

Grittybeard posted:

I was waiting for either Smokin Todd Frazier or Down Goes Frazier if he didn't win, thanks for coming through Berman.

Joc can do a FRAAAAAJJJERRRRRRRRR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPAl2LHoKic

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:37

Moneyball: Jul 11, 2005; It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Frazier is head and shoulders above the rest. :downsrim:

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:37

Reformed Pissboy: Nov 6, 2003

DeepDickPizza posted:

That was a pretty drat fun derby even if the wrong guy won.

In any other situation it'd obviously be Joc, but the right person won for the occasion. It's optimally Good Entertainment when the crowd is going bananas for the hometown hero and eventual winner at the very end

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:37

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Poque posted:

Now fire Berman and make ~~Vin Scully~~ Jim Ross announce it

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:37

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Poque posted:

All the big names are gonna want to do this next year. Like this was already a baller roster but now EVERYBODY'S gonna want in.

Hopefully Stanton will be able to do it next year

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:38

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

To be the man, you have to beat the man. He's not the real champ until he beats Cespedes

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:38

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

DeepDickPizza posted:

AWW SON OF A BITCH

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:38

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

DeepDickPizza posted:

WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER :bahgawd:

I'm down for that.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:38

bandman: Mar 17, 2008

tarlibone posted:

OK... my son was bouncing off the walls, and my wife, who loves me so much she politely tolerates all of this baseball stuff and even does a good impression of a baseball fan, was excited as hell.

I had my doubts. I thought it was crazy and dumb. And I was totally wrong.

My mom was fully engrossed in this, and she doesn't give a rat's rear end about baseball.

This new format owns fuckin' bones.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:39

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Ice To Meet You posted:

To be the man, you have to beat the man. He's not the real champ until he beats Cespedes

WHAT'S THAT BAH GAWD THAT'S BARRY BONDS'S MUSIC

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:39

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Poque posted:

All the big names are gonna want to do this next year. Like this was already a baller roster but now EVERYBODY'S gonna want in.

Hopefully watching Joc will make Trout do it

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:39

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Metapod posted:

Hopefully Stanton will be able to do it next year

In 2018, this will be at Marlins Park.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:39

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

DeepDickPizza posted:

Now fire Berman and make Vin Scully Jim Ross announce it

BAH GAWD THAT BASEBALL HAS A FAMILY

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:39

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

His mom is great

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:39

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

EARWORM

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:39

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

next year, the next guy should get a briefcase to cash in in the middle of any round

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:39

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

AsInHowe posted:

In 2018, this will be at Marlins Park.

That is going to be the greatest derby ever

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:40

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

AsInHowe posted:

In 2018, this will be at Marlins Park.

So a total of 3 homeruns all from Stanton.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:40

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; it's in the mighty hands of steel; Fun Shoe

One thing I think would be hilarious would be an all-pitcher bunt derby. Get some rookies or AAA players for designated runners on 1st, and watch the antidingers!

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:41

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

A bowl full of nasty salsa or whatever in front of three fat dudes.

ESPN

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:42

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Metapod posted:

That is going to be the greatest derby ever

Hopefully they move in the fences before then.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:42

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

OH MY GOD THOSE CELEBRITY PUNS

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:42

Moneyball: Jul 11, 2005; It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Macklemore is in this awful game? I'd watch if someone promised to bean him.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:42

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

tarlibone posted:

One thing I think would be hilarious would be an all-pitcher bunt derby. Get some rookies or AAA players for designated runners on 1st, and watch the antidingers!

"WELCOME TO THE 2016 NATIONWIDE INSURANCE BEST BUNT CHALLENGE THAT BALL IS GOING BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh JUST rolls behind homeplate!"

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:43

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

AsInHowe posted:

In 2018, this will be at Marlins Park.

And Stanton will not.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:43

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; Just Cubspost

Celebrity softball time!!!!!!!

"WITH FORMER REDS STAR PAUL O'NEILL! "

*cut to Paul O'Neill wearing a Yankees cap*

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:43

hcreight: Mar 19, 2007; My name is Oliver Queen...

Nick Lachey is still a thing?

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:43

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

the hawk

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:43

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

I'm sort of disappointed that no one beat managed to beat this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A77LRaVgpOs

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:44

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; it's in the mighty hands of steel; Fun Shoe

hcreight posted:

Nick Lachey is still a thing?

He said something about how we're going to see "entertainers" do things.

What will we see Nick Lachey do, then?

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:44

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

The Legends & kinda-sorta-I-guess-if-you-squint-they're-celebrities game. :shrug:

No Corbin Bernsen no deal. :colbert:

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:44

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

I like Rob Riggle and the fact that he is wearing his hat like Ernest P. Worrell.

EDIT: Also, holy poo poo Vlad is playing in this?!?!

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:44

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.