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hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

William T. Hornaday posted:

I still want to see MVP 2005 style where they compete to be the first to hit a set distance, and homeruns get you an extra 100 points.

Shrink the players and hold the derby in someones living room like Triple Play 2001. Bonus points for whacking the bird in foul territory.

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Machalsa? really....? :what:

Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I hope Machado's backswing hits the catcher in the head and the benches clear

oh yeah rooting against him for that too. boooooo is what I'm sayin'

GZA Genius
Jan 29, 2009
Can someone fill me in on the bonus time rule?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

GZA Genius posted:

Can someone fill me in on the bonus time rule?

everybody gets 30 extra seconds because you basically just have to hit a homer to get it

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.

GZA Genius posted:

Can someone fill me in on the bonus time rule?

If you hit at least one over 420 feet, you get an extra 30 seconds, I believe.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

GZA Genius posted:

Can someone fill me in on the bonus time rule?

hit a hr. bonus time.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



how many points if they hit the jumbotron

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


goddamn, this park was made for dingers

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Manny Machalsa Spicy as Hell.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

i'm glad berman took a toilet break or wherever the gently caress he went

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
In my opinion, they should sit Berman in center field and if you hit him, you automatically advance to the next round.

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


MassaShowtime posted:

i'm glad berman took a toilet break or wherever the gently caress he went

He went back back back back back to the concession stand for another round of nachos.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004

JOCK HITHARD

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

put berman in a dunk tank, the button is the middle third of the OF seats

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


DeepDickPizza posted:

In my opinion, they should sit Berman in center field and if you hit him, you automatically advance to the next round.

If you hit him, your league gets home field advantage in the World Series

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

mattfl posted:

they had pro tracer everywhere and mics on the players/caddies a lot of the time.

Ohhhhh maaaaaaaaaan I bet all the cranky, old, white hair, purist tv-watching folk were *literally shaking* at putting pro tracer on for everything :getin:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


DeepDickPizza posted:

In my opinion, they should sit Berman in center field and if you hit him, you automatically advance to the next round.

they should drive him around the outfield in a slow-moving cart and you get 10 bonus dingers for knocking him off

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.
Has Berman made up any Jeff "Brown Paper" Bagwell type nicknames yet?

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Apparently they took down the 'Hit Me Win A Car' Toyota truck in the outfield because Chevy is a sponsor haha

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Has Berman made up any Jeff "Brown Paper" Bagwell type nicknames yet?

He revisited Albert "Winnie the" Pujols but I don't think I've heard any others.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

holy poo poo

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


good lord

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Shear Modulus posted:

how many points if they hit the jumbotron

None but extra fireworks shoot out and the announcer says boomshakalaka and tracers fly off your bat.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
good god Joc Jammin' Hard

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


JOC IS KILLIN IT

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I hate Berman but I love how terrible he is as predicting distance

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Jesus this kid has some power.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


joc owns

bashing boychik

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line?
"I had good teams and bad teams?"
Come on, Craig. Get your life together.
Want a Joc/Bryant rookie final now

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
487~

Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

holy poo poo pederson

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


so many joc jams

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I want a kid to leap up and rob a home run in a derby someday

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Uh can we please trade Cueto for this guy thanks

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Joc is cool and he should win.

pipebomb
May 12, 2001

Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains?
It must be so boring.

Goetta posted:

Apparently they took down the 'Hit Me Win A Car' Toyota truck in the outfield because Chevy is a sponsor haha

No ones ever hit the goddamned thing anyway. I'd love to see Todd smash it's windshield sometime.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Goetta posted:

Uh can we please trade Cueto for this guy thanks

the pitcher?

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
I think Joc can hit baseballs hard? c/d

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

DeepDickPizza posted:

Joc is cool and he should win.

you monster.

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