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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Ouch, his dad kinda mucked that up.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Popete posted:

Ouch, his dad kinda mucked that up.

he should have brought Travis Wood

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Well, he beat his teammate despite terrible pitching, so there is that.

nnnAdam
Jul 8, 2007

Strength in Numbers
Manny Machado looks like a generic create-a-player in a video game.

Haircut 01

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Of course Bryant has to go up against Albert "The Rock" Pujols.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

he should have brought Travis Wood

Lol

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Man the words "senior citizen" with Albert waddling up there...

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Time to watch Albert crush Cubs' fans dreams all over again.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol
https://twitter.com/search?q=travis%20wood&src=typd&vertical=default&f=tweets

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Popete posted:

Bryant ain't getting good stuff to hit. Dads trying to strike him out.

"You ain't no son of mine if'n ya can't hit these meatballs I'm putting up for you." :clint:

Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

lmfao the stadium is SILENT

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Tag in Trout

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
For the record I am rooting against Albert.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Sounds like he is swinging a drat wiffle ball bat.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Reformed Pissboy posted:

lmfao the stadium is SILENT

yea what happened

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
odds pujols ends up hurting himself doing this and misses most of the 2nd half?

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
:420:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Ok this is going well.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


it would have been awesome if the guy pitching to albert was brad lidge

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Bryant's gonna win the derby by never reaching 10 homers in any round.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Oh Albert. :smith:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

holy poo poo dude a tag team HRD would be awesome

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Abel Wingnut posted:

yea what happened

Cincy isn't fond of Cubs and Cardinals

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Jose Oquendo posted:

holy poo poo dude a tag team HRD would be awesome

put in eckstein

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
"He's not even in bonus territory yet"

nobody knows how this loving works

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Pujols is hitting balls at his head.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Jose Oquendo posted:

holy poo poo dude a tag team HRD would be awesome

Trout and Pujols should be wearing masks and switch when the ump is distracted

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Goetta posted:

Cincy isn't fond of Cubs and Cardinals

then where are the boos

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Hey, nice catch kid.

sum
Nov 15, 2010

What's the tiebreak for a round? Longest ball?

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
The second hitter is going to take each match up.

Sexual Pushups
Jul 14, 2002

Codependent Poster posted:

This format kinda hurts Bryant because he's hitting them so high

I don't think they actually have to wait for them to land. Frazier was cranking them while the previous ones were still in the air

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Stone. loving. Cold.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


gently caress you albert

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

AT DA BUZZZZZZZZER

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


He layeth the smacketh down

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


:unsmith:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
That was after 0, bullshit.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
and the cubs finish in last

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mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Lol that was awesome at the buzzer he crushed the poo poo outta it.

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