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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

Ratjaculation posted:

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well yes but

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




spotted ratty's hidden message to looke and vitamins

🔚🔙🔛🔝🔜

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Ratjaculation posted:

🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦🕧🏳

spotted a secret message in ratty's post waiting for inexplicable humblebrag to make a good post before giving up

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


i'm the toilet sign

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




NotJustANumber99 posted:

spotted a secret message in ratty's post waiting for inexplicable humblebrag to make a good post before giving up

can't do a post referencing you unfortunately because there doesn't seem to be a "tedious, lonely piece of poo poo blasting out fake livejournal updates for attention" emoji

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



the wait goes on!

the attention thing is weird. To my shame I read more daily mail style comments sections than is healthy and its a common refrain on there. Calling people an attention seeker.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

oh no the thread has contracted gbs

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

45 pages until we're posting from the future.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

can't do a post referencing you unfortunately because there doesn't seem to be a "tedious, lonely piece of poo poo blasting out fake livejournal updates for attention" emoji

🗑️🔥

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





I'm very happy to be back at work tonight (dusk bat survey)

But if it rains I just need to drive to site, take a photo of the rain (???) and I get paid for the full 8 hours. If it isn't raining I probably have a max of 4 hours work.

Pray for rain

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



could you pass off someone else's rain photography as your own and just stay home or do you have to geotag it

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic



British summertime is a wonderful thing
Disgusting humidity at the low 20s, or miserable rain at 15, 16c

Just give me a goddamn thunderstorm and be done with it

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



heavy rain right now makes me think of the jungle

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





kecske posted:

could you pass off someone else's rain photography as your own and just stay home or do you have to geotag it

Yeah I'd be worried that they look at the meta data or something 😪

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic



I'm rooting for your rain, ratty

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




It's definitely raining

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese


Seems like Ratty learned the rain dance in new Zealand

Be careful not to let that power fall into the wrong hands

Looke
Aug 2, 2013




posting for longevity

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

NotJustANumber99 posted:

heavy rain right now makes me think of the jungle

shaaawn

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




So my company which was trying to make us take holiday retroactively during the furlough so they would only have to pay us 20% have now backtracked completely and are just giving us the holiday days back. But it was an honest mistake honest we werent trying to do something illegal with the hope you wouldn't notice, not at all

What a bunch of cunts

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

seize the means of production my friend

by which i mean give your boss a reacharound

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

corn in the socialist workers party

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



ferraris for everyone

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




I hate working for lovely billionaires

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see





fridge corn posted:

I hate working for lovely billionaires

You could have just said billionaires

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



what about this guy:

The biggest gainer in dollar terms is Qin Yinglin, the world’s richest pig breeder. He’s ranked No. 43 and is worth $18.5 billion--a $14.2 billion jump since the 2019 list, after shares of his Shenzhen-listed Muyuan Foods nearly tripled as the African swine flu reduced the supply of pigs and drove up prices.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

show us the hog

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 18, 2014





fridge corn posted:

There doesn't seem to be any oil on that roundabout. Also according to the video title that car has a welded diff so its either a dedicated drift car or it's an old shitter and they've done a decent amount of work just to mess about. Either way doing skids is cool so stfu

My bad then. I just pulled up the first Youtube video I found. It definitely is a thing though. There's a few roundabouts near me that get closed for oil removal on an almost weekly basis.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Bobby Deluxe posted:

show us the hog

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




Woke Pob posted:

My bad then. I just pulled up the first Youtube video I found. It definitely is a thing though. There's a few roundabouts near me that get closed for oil removal on an almost weekly basis.

I dont understand putting oil down on the road to do skids it makes no sense cuz obviously you would lose front grip as well and it really pathetic too!! You can do skids in a 114hp mx5 without lubricating the road surface what a bunch of cunts

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




freelop posted:

You could have just said billionaires

You're right I could have

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



i dont really know what a skid is but I can do them in my 80hp smart car

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



remember to change your pants afterwards

Rondette
Nov 3, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.





Grimey Drawer

NotJustANumber99 posted:

i dont really know what a skid is but I can do them in my 80hp smart car

One of the funniest moments of my life was doing donuts in my Smart car in a large, empty, snow covered car-park. I miss that dumb little car.

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010



Doing it in a clapped out mini that’s held together with gaffer tape and hope is an experience.

Roger Henson IV
Jul 27, 2020


Brit here. The other day when I was walking down the street, there were a couple of smelly chavs stood on the corner sharing a bottle of white lightning. One of the wankers lit up a snout then spat on the ground right where I was walking. I threw my chips cheese and beans at his head then legged it to gently caress. The other chav tried chasing me but tripped up on a man hole cover. I was pissing myself.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 18, 2014





fridge corn posted:

I dont understand putting oil down on the road to do skids it makes no sense cuz obviously you would lose front grip as well and it really pathetic too!! You can do skids in a 114hp mx5 without lubricating the road surface what a bunch of cunts

I don't know the theory behind it, but I imagine it just makes skidding easier and seem more friction-less and that's drifting in their minds. I doubt the average boy racer car round these parts is equipped to do actual drifting.

I drive more cautiously than my nan and have never attempting any drifting outside of a Ridge Racer game, so I don't know poo poo.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

They don't want to modify their lovely car, they just want to go sideways.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 18, 2014





Roger Henson IV posted:

Brit here. The other day when I was walking down the street, there were a couple of smelly chavs stood on the corner sharing a bottle of white lightning. One of the wankers lit up a snout then spat on the ground right where I was walking. I threw my chips cheese and beans at his head then legged it to gently caress. The other chav tried chasing me but tripped up on a man hole cover. I was pissing myself.

Nice try, but no chav would leave the house without applying at least 1/2 a can of Lynx Africa deodorant.

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



i get tescos own brand lynx stuff

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