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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




Lynx Africa dry is both a deodorant and an anti perspirant and is sold in bulk at Costco which is why I use it

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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




Hmm cursed snipe

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic



I have come to the conclusion that most, if not all of the people on my local facebook page claiming they will not wear a mask are talking out of their arse, and are in fact wearing masks when told to.

Also, did you hear, Covid is the fatties fault, the Tories finally figured out they could pin it on a universally hated group other than themselves

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Natalie Fartman posted:

talking out of their arse

i guess the mask does feel a bit pointless in that case

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004


HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBBY DELUXE!!!

Everybody please wish bobby a happy birthday

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Is it now or in an hour, because my birthday is in an hour.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004


It's both!

Happy birthday to you too Dysgenesis!

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

Begone Trump, hello cool dog, you're welcome. And be ein good goon.


Roger Henson IV posted:

Brit here. The other day when I was walking down the street, there were a couple of smelly chavs stood on the corner sharing a bottle of white lightning. One of the wankers lit up a snout then spat on the ground right where I was walking. I threw my chips cheese and beans at his head then legged it to gently caress. The other chav tried chasing me but tripped up on a man hole cover. I was pissing myself.

Stdh.txt

Edit: or is that

Butterfly Valley fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Jul 27, 2020

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



fridge corn posted:

I dont understand putting oil down on the road to do skids it makes no sense cuz obviously you would lose front grip as well and it really pathetic too!! You can do skids in a 114hp mx5 without lubricating the road surface what a bunch of cunts

We just used to whack fish crates under the rear wheels and drift around carparks. Harmless fun, just difficult to get away if anyone called the police. Luckily there are like 2 coppers that cover nighttime for around 20 miles so you could get 30mins of fun without any risk of one showing up.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013



As a fatty I can confirm that I caused the ‘rona

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



m m m my sha

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010



26 degree heat forecast for Friday. I believe that is indeed taps aff weather.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012





this is what my track and trace app would be called

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





It didn't rain last night so I got payed to stare at a tree for a few hours.

doing the same tomorrow morning for a dawn survey starting at 3:30

But I am so loving happy to have regular work again, feels like a weight is lifted unlike the weight I've put on in lockdown

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Was it a good tree?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





goatface posted:

Was it a good tree?

Yes but not for bats

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


My kitty does that job every evening in the summer. Just sits and watches the flying mices for hours and hours

stinch
Nov 21, 2013


fridge corn posted:

I dont understand putting oil down on the road to do skids it makes no sense cuz obviously you would lose front grip as well and it really pathetic too!! You can do skids in a 114hp mx5 without lubricating the road surface what a bunch of cunts

it's almost certainly just diesel spills from lorries. a lot of the bigger fuel tanks they get fitted with don't have anti-syphon valves. if the cap isn't put on properly or is damaged fuel will come out when in sloshes about. ask any motorcyclist, they learn pretty quickly to go slow on sharp turns near filling stations and industrial estates.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





i've seen a few roundabouts with skid signage and 20mph limits that werent there before... is this because of this oil skidding trend?

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

Been playing Pillars of Eternity and am relieved that I've finally found a new game that I can play for more than 2 hours in total before losing interest. I can stop playing Rimworld now.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Pistol_Pete posted:

Been playing Pillars of Eternity and am relieved that I've finally found a new game that I can play for more than 2 hours in total before losing interest. I can stop playing Rimworld now.

Get Divinity Original Sin 2

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

i want to play pillars but but using a pc hurts

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008




Roger Henson IV posted:

Brit here. The other day when I was walking down the street, there were a couple of smelly chavs stood on the corner sharing a bottle of white lightning.

Nice try, but that hasnt actually existed for about a decade

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




Anyone play ace combat 7? Any good?

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009



Ratjaculation posted:

Get Divinity Original Sin 2

The starting island is so loving tedious I gave up.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



you have to stick with it until you get to the shops to buy a copy of Divinity Original Sin 2

oh no computer
May 27, 2003



weather for friday's looking good

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009



Ratjaculation posted:

Get Divinity Original Sin 2

Its heaps good. I like it so much i restarted when I realized I hosed everything up and was running into walls on driftwood.

If I play again ima go full combat mode tho the story is poo poo and I skip through most of the dialogue before checking the journal cos I missed something important

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



is there an rpg game where you can do white lightning chav chip chuck type storylines?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





el dingo posted:

Its heaps good. I like it so much i restarted when I realized I hosed everything up and was running into walls on driftwood.

If I play again ima go full combat mode tho the story is poo poo and I skip through most of the dialogue before checking the journal cos I missed something important

I played it on PS4 with ladyrat and it's by far my favourite coop game, it's just perfect for it.

Takes a while to get into it though

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Also I'm getting up for work in 12 hours

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic



Divinity Original Sin 2 is a perfect co-op game and 100% worth getting through the starting island

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

NotJustANumber99 posted:

is there an rpg game where you can do white lightning chav chip chuck type storylines?

There's an ancient text adventure called Hampstead where you start as an unemployed slob in a filthy council flat in London and you set out on a mystical quest to find a new life in the elysian urban village of Hampstead.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

You can download it for free these days.

hockey jockey
Jan 4, 2010


oh no computer posted:

weather for friday's looking good



That's one hell of an autocorrect for 'horrible.'

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




oh no computer posted:

weather for friday's looking good



hisssssss

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009



oh no computer posted:

weather for friday's looking good



Boy that sounds like a perfect day for driving round in a black van with no air con delivering kegs and bottles. Good thing that's what I'm doing

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007






Pistol_Pete posted:

Been playing Pillars of Eternity and am relieved that I've finally found a new game that I can play for more than 2 hours in total before losing interest. I can stop playing Rimworld now.

PoE 1 is one of my fave games which I still yet to finish the last Act. The main storyline is not my thing but the worldbuilding has some good stuff and the relatively low stakes until act 3 makes it more enjoyable for me.

Bought Deadfire and all DLC but my laptop cannot run it properly (and it's a notoriously bad optimized game even on high end systems) but want to play that as well.

Currently re-playing Disciples 2 and expansions which is pretty fun

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



el dingo posted:

Boy that sounds like a perfect day for driving round in a black van with no air con delivering kegs and bottles. Good thing that's what I'm doing

thank you for your service

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese


I am annoyed that Path of Exile and Pillars of Eternity both exist, have the same initials and are both rpgs

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