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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





didn't your otherhalf check the cupboard for 70s tv stars?

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Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

I survived and am starting Saturday with no hangover, so I might actually achieve some things today.

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic



Jumped in a river last night, sprained my middle toe on my right foot and got a lungful of river by capsizing a dinghy

A+ best fun I've had in months

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


have you gone mad, op?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



What has Bobby done?

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!


Slept like poo poo thanks to the heat last night. I'm at risk of succumbing to a nap and loving up my shiny new good sleeping habits, so I'll be treating myself to iced coffees from the co-op today.

e:



Same again next week

Daktar fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Aug 1, 2020

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




goddamn sky orb

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


high of 17 here today, you all need to migrate northwards

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett




i'm also watching the league of their own marathon, but it's illegal to say mean things like that about james corden nowadays

you'll go to twitter prison

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Corden is a floppy slab of perpetual self satisfaction

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





It got up to 33 where I was yesterday which strangely felt perfectly fine.

Not overnight though, gently caress that. 20 is too hot for 2 am.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



There was a thunderstorm got wet

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

it is difficult to tell because all of the weather and temperature services were saying different things

chromecast said 40, bbc weather said 37, my phone said 31 until early evening when it went up to 35, the readout in the car said 45

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Look you oval office, if you can't see the lines on the floor for each separate till don't mutter under your breath about me jumping the queue, you useless vacuous husk of a man.

- me, in Aldi just now, mentally.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Now if I had said it outloud I imagine everyone would have applauded me and an announcement over the tannoy would have requested a burnkit to checkout 4

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




your deeds would be immortalised in calendar form

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I'm stuck at home with the small humans. No car since the wife is at work, not that I can drive whilst I adjust to new meds anyway.
Its only saying 18° here but my indoor temp is 22.5 and its for sure cooler in the house than the garden.
I may actually die

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


Ratjaculation posted:

Now if I had said it outloud I imagine everyone would have applauded me and an announcement over the tannoy would have requested a burnkit to checkout 4

i stood up and clapped irl

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010



Disappointed in the lack of thunderstorms.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



I'm still dead, but I did finish digging a flower bed and fettled my bike

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011





Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:

Disappointed in the lack of thunderstorms.

There was a really halfarsed one by me late yesterday afternoon. Bit of thunder and about 10 minutes of rain that wasn't particularly heavy. Cooled things down a bit though which was appreciated.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVHkzgiUC_s

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

bought a pack of 3 ice lollies and begrudgingly gave 1 to my boyfriend

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007






Are they lemon lollies?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



hemale in pain posted:

bought a pack of 3 ice lollies and begrudgingly gave 1 to my boyfriend

did you share the lollies though?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

soleros so a bunch of fruit flavourings. they're great.

kecske posted:

did you share the lollies though?

i ate 2 to myself

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


Soleros like many things make me think of Alan Partridge

mneuuurgh

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

Ratjaculation posted:

Look you oval office, if you can't see the lines on the floor for each separate till don't mutter under your breath about me jumping the queue, you useless vacuous husk of a man.

- me, in Aldi just now, mentally.

I've internally rolled my eyes and tutted at multiple people just now, while politely giving way to the indecisive bastards as they bumble around the narrow aisles of my local supermarket.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




hemale in pain posted:

soleros so a bunch of fruit flavourings. they're great.


i ate 2 to myself

You should have shared the last one and ate it together

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006


kecske posted:

did you share the lollies though?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


do they still do the fruuuuuuit pasteeeeeeeeeeeel lollies

much like the sweets i only cared for the red and purple

hockey jockey
Jan 4, 2010


Can't buy sun lollies in the UK any more. Now wish I had died yesterday.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008




Bobby Deluxe posted:

roll call who did not die of hot

Currently in the bedroom with my AC blasting and feeling a bit chilly actually

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005


hockey jockey posted:

Can't buy sun lollies in the UK any more. Now wish I had died yesterday.

WHAT

hockey jockey
Jan 4, 2010



It's a travesty. Only sold in Denmark now apparently, as though they didn't have enough advantages, like living in Denmark instead of some dystopian hellhole.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011





crispix posted:

do they still do the fruuuuuuit pasteeeeeeeeeeeel lollies

much like the sweets i only cared for the red and purple

Yes.

And like you the reds and purples are the only good ones. Hell was opening a packet and finding mostly orange or green. When they started selling those red/purple only packs I felt seen.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005


Can't believe I didn't appreciate Sun Lollies enough when they were here. If they take Fabs I'm marching.

hockey jockey
Jan 4, 2010


Olympic Mathlete posted:

Yes.

And like you the reds and purples are the only good ones. Hell was opening a packet and finding mostly orange or green. When they started selling those red/purple only packs I felt seen.

You people are sick. Green is the nicest by far. Ditto with wine gums.

hockey jockey
Jan 4, 2010


TTerrible posted:

Can't believe I didn't appreciate Sun Lollies enough when they were here. If they take Fabs I'm marching.

I've got jubblies.


Also got some pyramid shaped orange ice pops.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




walking home through the park when a couple hundred cyclists all screeched to a halt and milled around aimlessly near one of the entrances. i knew cyclists were on the side of the coronavirus. i just knew it.

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