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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

why would someone kill the horse

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



i cycled 12 miles but i think its too little too late

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007






Barry Foster posted:

Dropping in to say that I got a set of resistance cables and I'm actually really impressed with them. Yesterday I had DOMS for the first time since the gyms closed, it was pretty great. They're dead cheap too, and you can hook up multiple cables to the handles to increase the resistance.

Just fyi for goons trying to maintain fitness in these trying times

Edit- Fitfort is the brand, cost about thirty quid

That looks quite practical and carry around friendly, actually. Thanks for the link, I might as well order one set

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

Begone Trump, hello cool dog, you're welcome. And be ein good goon.



I joined my first D&D group during lockdown with a bunch of old friends and friends of friends as a way to keep in touch and stay social and it's been pretty great

I was a huge nerd at school but the D&D nerds were on the lowest rung so I punched down and took the piss out of them, which I feel guilty about now

Our DM is one of my oldest friends and also a total newbie, the experienced members of our party say he's doing very well and are clearly glad to have someone else take the job

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see





My D&D experience is friends agreeing they all want to play and really should set a date to start playing... And never go further than that

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





My D&D experience is pretending to be impressed by their ability to rapidly Google topics and pretend to be experts on any sort of left leaning issue.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



I want to do a rogue character who is pretending to be a wizard or something but has to use stealth tricks to 'do magic'. Like that one lovecraft story about the evil sorceror who curses a family to kill everyone before a certain age, so the family is going insane and collapsing trying to figure out a spell to break the curse but it turns out he was just breaking into their castle to kill them himself.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

looking back i think the hottest take of my life so far has been that d&d is cool but love island is not

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

also i like the idea of a great old ones warlock

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

being in love island

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



do a D&D love island

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER






hot drat

Is that snakes and ladders?

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Hay fever is going wild today already.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Dysgenesis posted:

Gay fever is going wild today already.

drat right

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009



I'm in the black sweaty van again but I've done half my jobs already. Gave the run with the reload to the other driver cos I'm a prick

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

NotJustANumber99 posted:

do a D&D love island

but if the characters kiss you have to kiss in real life

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese


Haha that sounds gay bro haha I wouldn't kiss you haha even if our characters did. Unless you want to...?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



not if i roll above my haphephobia modifier on a d20 i bloody well don't

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:



NotJustANumber99 posted:

do a D&D love island

Now we're talking

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007






"I wan't to couple up with this girl because she specced into healing domain."

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Just stabbed a man with a climbing tool and dumped his body off a bridge.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



and you were the one complaining about littering

Melissa McCarthyism
Jan 17, 2007



Ratjaculation posted:

Just stabbed a man with a climbing tool and dumped his body off a bridge.

sweet now you can go home and play hitman

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004




Grimey Drawer

Getting up to 36 today which I donít mind except even at like midnight itís gonna be 26 and how the actual gently caress am I gonna sleep

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back


Ratjaculation posted:

Just stabbed a man with a climbing tool and dumped his body off a bridge.

The bat watching business is highly competitive

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

it is already too hot

the sister in law is off so no going downstairs and being nude

i am trying to stay awake strategically so i can sleep through the worst of it

piss off with your thunderstorm alerts that never happen met office

Oodles
Oct 31, 2005



https://twitter.com/bbcnortheast/status/1291695379877171201?s=21

This is the number we want to go up, right?

womb with a view
Sep 8, 2007




We have a digital thermometer sitting on my work desk, just below the monitor. We can look at it every so often and go, "it's so hot. Look how hot it is."

It doesn't do anything about the heat but it helps us complain better

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Intended to go straight from building site to supermarket but way too sweaty. Come home for a new t shirt. Get back to car. Already drenched in sweat again.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

sister in law took the iceblocks from the freezer i need for the air cooler

left the freezer door open

i may actually be heat drunk enough when she gets back to say something

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Just bang her already

99 isn't sharing his drama as much and I need something

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Stab her with an icicle.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puÚ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett



Bobby Deluxe posted:

it is already too hot

the sister in law is off so no going downstairs and being nude

if pornhub has taught me anything, it's that this is the best time to go downstairs and be nude

ask me later for cool tips on dealing with issues as a stepfather in a blended family

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



Barry Foster posted:

Dropping in to say that I got a set of resistance cables and I'm actually really impressed with them. Yesterday I had DOMS for the first time since the gyms closed, it was pretty great. They're dead cheap too, and you can hook up multiple cables to the handles to increase the resistance.

Just fyi for goons trying to maintain fitness in these trying times

Edit- Fitfort is the brand, cost about thirty quid

I've had bands for years after seeing the squat university guy use them for warm ups and accessory work. You can get all sorts of weird movements with them to hit all sorts of odd little support muscles.

Definitely rate them. Just be careful with the cable sets because I've seen them snap and beat the poo poo out of people, definitely not what you want when doing face pulls...

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007






It's hot but not unbearable like last week (maybe it was more humid, idk) and I'm using the super sekrit technique of people lived in hot climates: Sleeping through the afternoon.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



are the ice blocks specifically for the air cooler?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

NotJustANumber99 posted:

are the ice blocks specifically for the air cooler?

they are blocks i bought for the cooler

her just picking up and using stuff that we havent specifically told her not to use is a huge problem

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



ring her up and tell her to bring them back from wherever shes taken them

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!


Pub near me is being pretty good with social distancing, so I'm thinking I'll go treat myself to a pint and a read in the beer garden before it gets too friday evening crazy.

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

Begone Trump, hello cool dog, you're welcome. And be ein good goon.



I spent the last couple days in London on my way back home to coronavirus hotspot Luxembourg and I'm reminded of how much certain tube lines suck in extreme heat, and also how dogshit the adherence to mask wearing seems to be across every demographic of society, which is I guess the direct result of half-arsed, contradictory and muddled messaging from on high

Hampstead Heath is nice though as was the Spaniard's Arms next to it

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