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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




Page 2001 posting

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Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:



Also page 2000 postin I want to be a part of ~history~

Edit: NO

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

2001 a page odyssey

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006


Natalie Fartman posted:

Also page 2000 postin I want to be a part of ~history~

Edit: NO

Quoting for posterity

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




Natalie Fartman posted:

Also page 2000 postin I want to be a part of ~history~

Edit: NO

Owned

oh no computer
May 27, 2003



Bobby Deluxe posted:

2001 a page odyssey

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Guys turn on the news quick.... Something's happened in New York

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Oh no, they really did it this time.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




WATCH TIM MARTIN START A SRCOND WAVE

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




also i bought some resistance bands as well which showed up today. they have not yet snapped during use and lashed my testicles with hundreds of pounds of pent up force; disappointing so far

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


mew mew mew i'm a kitty cat!!!! hehehe :nyan:

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



All forums are yours except GBS; attempt no posting there.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



Just planted some buddleja and now all the butterflies are in my garden :hehe:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





I have been on a spontaneous 10km walk around some Welsh hills on very unmanaged paths. Something I wouldn't have been able to do if I had crotch spawn

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese


Ratjaculation posted:

I have been on a spontaneous 10km walk around some Welsh hills on very unmanaged paths. Something I wouldn't have been able to do if I had crotch spawn

How many Harry Potter costume competitions have you lost to loving crotchdroppers?!?

cynic
Jan 19, 2004





mrpwase posted:

Just planted some buddleja and now all the butterflies are in my garden :hehe:

I like buddleja because it's basically just a pimp-rear end weed that gets all the pollinators and will grow literally anywhere. I used to live in a basement flat in the middle of Edinburgh and it grew out of a tiny crack in the wall and did extremely well every year. I just checked Google maps and some fucker cut it down, it was literally the only planty thing on the street why would you do that?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




it grows in railway bridges, rooted in concrete

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





MikeCrotch posted:

How many Harry Potter costume competitions have you lost to loving crotchdroppers?!?

This irks me, I spent hours making my Hagrid costume on point for the canon slashfic movie 4 Coltrane gremlin hunt scene and then the award is won by some 4 year old gently caress trophy in a Primark onesie

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007






I went to the seaside again and had a nice swim, because I can.

Check-mate, normies with kids.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



If my careless resource hungry brother hadn't had this baby shaped reluctant demonstration of commitment I wouldn't currently be sat in his paddling pool drinking an ice cool beer so there is that.

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006


Walking and swimming are both kid friendly activities though.

Toddlers are not good at woodwork though, can barely handle a table saw

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

i thought i was being super cool sharpening my camping knife on a whetstone but then cut myself when eating an apple with it after a bike ride :(

tiny cut but stings like a papercut

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



you can eat an apple without a knife

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

kecske posted:

you can eat an apple without a knife

no you can't. its impossible.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



I can't bite into apples. Have to cut them up into bits like a little baby. It's my only weakness

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I can't bite into apples. Have to cut them up into bits like a little baby. It's my only weakness

I'm the same. It's not that it hurts my teeth but it just feels wrong somehow. It's mental I know.

On the plus side if you cut it up you can share it and you tend to waste less of the apple and not leave a big core behind.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
    :theroni:
    :ok:


NotJustANumber99 posted:

I can't bite into apples. Have to cut them up into bits like a little baby. It's my only weakness

I have replaced all knives in the world with spoons

You are defeated!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




kecske posted:

you can eat an apple without a knife

not if you don't have any money

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

hemale in pain posted:

I'm the same. It's not that it hurts my teeth but it just feels wrong somehow. It's mental I know.

On the plus side if you cut it up you can share it and you tend to waste less of the apple and not leave a big core behind.

I eat the core :colbert:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Fatkraken posted:

I eat the core :colbert:

I knew this would happen.

oh no computer
May 27, 2003



Fatkraken posted:

I eat the core :colbert:
:hmmyes:

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




I cant eat apples cuz they twist my guts into knots

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




ah poo poo. this is bad. uh, ok. gently caress. we practiced for this. right, here goes.

pickled onion monster munch are the best ones

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

Fatkraken posted:

I eat the core :colbert:

hosed up!!!

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

ah poo poo. this is bad. uh, ok. gently caress. we practiced for this. right, here goes.

pickled onion monster munch are the best ones

Agreed. Also Henderson's relish tastes like pickled onion monster munch

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




Monster munch is shite, doesn't matter which flavour

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

never eat the bumhole of the apple

Neurophonic
May 2, 2009


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

ah poo poo. this is bad. uh, ok. gently caress. we practiced for this. right, here goes.

pickled onion monster munch are the best ones

Monster Munch aren’t even crisps. They’re inflated pasta.

cynic
Jan 19, 2004





Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

ah poo poo. this is bad. uh, ok. gently caress. we practiced for this. right, here goes.

pickled onion monster munch are the best ones

I dunno, flamin' hot are pretty close. Maybe not in this weather.

edit: Worcester sauce walkers have them beat tho

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



Bobby Deluxe posted:

never eat the bumhole of the apple

figs have 2x the bumholes for eating

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