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Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I'm married, what is sex?

E. 2013 the stork visited with a tiny demon child

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



not something i had in 2013

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



Salisbury Snape posted:

I'm married, what is sex?

when you eat a slice of your own wedding cake, the curse is fulfilled

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Shameless brag , but I actually had a lot of sex in 2013, most probably why the contraceptive injection didn't do its job and we grew a womb gremlin

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



That or my super mutant swimmers

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007






2013 started my soul sucking (but high paid, benefits including rent, company car with unlimited petrol card and per-diem for random hotel stays and meals) job that ended me up being suicidal and have to 360noscope antidepressants with largely unnecessary therapy due to psychopathchic piece of poo poo human refuse manager gaslighting me about "having issues" while my family brushing off things as "Well, you are a man and should suck it up".

Anything happened between the end of 12 until 19 can be skipped (with some moments including lots of bucket list traveling and suprising amount of hookups).

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



sex accident
bonk product
gently caress fruit

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



The stigma around mens mental health sucks, I just had a full mental breakdown and going down the road of antidepressants for the first time.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



are we in 2013 or now?

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


I spent 2013 mostly running furry events in London while simultaneously realising that A. I hated what the fandom had become and B. That I was literally being gang-stalked by a German horsefucker. It was not good times.

Party Boat
Oct 31, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



I got married in 2013!

Edit: fewer horsefucker encounters

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Camrath posted:

I spent 2013 mostly running furry events in London while simultaneously realising that A. I hated what the fandom had become and B. That I was literally being gang-stalked by a German horsefucker. It was not good times.

were you a horse?

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Idk what the gently caress I did in 2013. Worked in a supermarket, went on a lads holiday to Malia. There were four of us and the Inbetweeners comparisons were practically instantaneous

e: should probably have remembered my current relationship started this year more quickly than I did whoops

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


NotJustANumber99 posted:

were you a horse?

No.

(My fursona *insert shudder here* was a lion)

The German dude ran what I can only describe as a super creepy furry security service called MI:3 (MI Catface). I worked for years in the security industry on pretty high level stuff, and objected both professionally and personally to his hyper aggressive and flat out creepy way of doing things (at the time he was trying to take over security for every single European convention).

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Salisbury Snape posted:

The stigma around mens mental health sucks, I just had a full mental breakdown and going down the road of antidepressants for the first time.

stay strong postin pal. Sounds like you're on the right track, but reach out if you need to

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





I don't think anything significant happened to me in 2013. I was at uni

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



does anyone have an eight inch dipper gap bucket?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



the traditional tool for digging up patios is a shovel

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005


Camrath posted:

No.

(My fursona *insert shudder here* was a lion)

The German dude ran what I can only describe as a super creepy furry security service called MI:3 (MI Catface). I worked for years in the security industry on pretty high level stuff, and objected both professionally and personally to his hyper aggressive and flat out creepy way of doing things (at the time he was trying to take over security for every single European convention).

Furry drama is honestly the funniest poo poo because the root of it all seems to be a hyper inflated feeling of self importance and competence. Something about dressing up like sports team mascots and being ridiculed pushing people to be SUPER SERIOUS about everything else? I don't know. It's so good.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


TTerrible posted:

Furry drama is honestly the funniest poo poo because the root of it all seems to be a hyper inflated feeling of self importance and competence. Something about dressing up like sports team mascots and being ridiculed pushing people to be SUPER SERIOUS about everything else? I don't know. It's so good.

Itís bullshit. All of it. The trouble is that when youíre on the inside of it all itís very hard to get the perspective to realise that.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



yeah it must be hard to see out

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



Fudge Headquarters

Wurzag
Jun 3, 2007

Bad Moons, Bad Moons, wot ya gonna do?




Camrath posted:

The German dude ran what I can only describe as a super creepy furry security service called MI:3 (MI Catface).

Hello? Hollywood?

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


kecske posted:

Fudge Headquarters


Puppy play is actually a distinct and seperate fetish/fandom. You would get the occasional person who didnít realise this, turn up at a meet in gear like that and get 86íd in short order

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



watching some youtubes.

its funny how they keep adjusting their t shirts and shorts or whatever around their midriffs to protect their modesty whilst crawling around pretending to be dogs.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011






I remember watching this documentary, the guy saying for him it wasn't a fetish and then going to the Euro award show thing where it was very clearly a fetish for everyone else with dudes on leads and tail buttplugs in being led around on all fours by butch guys. I felt kinda sorry for him, he seemed a little in denial about what he was going through. I mean you're already on TV where people are going to assume stuff anyway, just fully own whatever it is you're into!

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Olympic Mathlete posted:

I remember watching this documentary, the guy saying for him it wasn't a fetish and then going to the Euro award show thing where it was very clearly a fetish for everyone else with dudes on leads and tail buttplugs in being led around on all fours by butch guys. I felt kinda sorry for him, he seemed a little in denial about what he was going through. I mean you're already on TV where people are going to assume stuff anyway, just fully own whatever it is you're into!

Tbh I can understand where heís coming from. When I first got into furry as a bright eyed and impossibly naive and sheltered teenager I was completely oblivious to most of the sexual poo poo going on around me. Well, oblivious or wilfully blind. Still not sure which.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always





goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

My right big toe has swollen up, somewhat like an egg. I don't remember breaking it. Maybe I got a shard of glass in it at some point in the last few days. Could be infected with something horrible.

Troubling.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



cross your legs then its your left little toe and less to worry about

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007






Salisbury Snape posted:

The stigma around mens mental health sucks, I just had a full mental breakdown and going down the road of antidepressants for the first time.

Hello thread friend, I know how it feels and, like Ratty said, please reach out if you feel the need. Ironically, back when this was happening to me and my "support circle" simply saying to get hosed because how dare I have problems when having a dream job and making lots of money, some goons I played Eve Online together since 2011 reached out and supported me through it.

Another super kind UK thread goon reached out couple of months ago when I was having another breakdown. Help can come from the most unexpected places, I guess.

Antidepressants helped me to anchor myself and have some breathing space and eventually I stopped using them under guidance. Haven't had one in 5 years I think but cannot deny that it was a correct solution at that time.

Stay strong, thread friend, you'll get over this

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005


Make a giant Amazon wishlist and every time you feel sad buy things from it until you feel good again.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



i think ive got a blood clot or something

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Try massaging it out.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



rip ratty

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



deserved imo

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 25 minutes!


lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




samwise gamgee from lord of the rings...

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004



Fun Shoe

Ratty put a lot of effort into that post and definitely wasn't masturbating furiously while he wrote it

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

not the hero the lotr thread wanted, but the hero they needed

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