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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Food poisoned myself by sweet spud

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Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Left Canada in 2015. Sucked. My nan also kept up the proud tradition in my family of dying on holidays by passing away Easter Sunday. I hope to die on pancake day, mid-pancake

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





In 2015 taff stopped wanking

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic



2015 was a good year for me

I didn't want to E/N up the thread for 2013 but 2015 was cool and I really wish I had the optimism I carried then now.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





there is a maaaahhoooosive garden party a few doors up, to the point they have a poo poo 80s loving dj narrating poo poo at 1pm

time to be the party pooper i was born to be

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

See if you can get a helicopter involved.

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic



Ratjaculation posted:

there is a maaaahhoooosive garden party a few doors up, to the point they have a poo poo 80s loving dj narrating poo poo at 1pm

time to be the party pooper i was born to be

Poop on the party

Poop on it real good



I witnessed whole loving families strolling into aldi maskless earlier. I'm sure they all have breathing problems and letters from their doctor about it

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Ratjaculation posted:

there is a maaaahhoooosive garden party a few doors up, to the point they have a poo poo 80s loving dj narrating poo poo at 1pm

time to be the party pooper i was born to be

what are you going to do?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





NotJustANumber99 posted:

what are you going to do?


goatface posted:

See if you can get a helicopter involved.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

Brush your teeth.


NotJustANumber99 posted:

what are you going to do?

set the bats on em

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



Natalie Fartman posted:

I witnessed whole loving families strolling into aldi maskless earlier. I'm sure they all have breathing problems and letters from their doctor about it

a lot of people just dont give a hot gay gently caress about masks

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


Ratjaculation posted:

there is a maaaahhoooosive garden party a few doors up, to the point they have a poo poo 80s loving dj narrating poo poo at 1pm

time to be the party pooper i was born to be

Chorley FM Coming in Your Ears

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




Barry Foster posted:

set the bats on em

ratdefecation and batjaculation, their powers combined

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


let's all roleplay online

*steeples fingers and peers at u with steely, interested glare*

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development

kill jester

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007






>go left

You ended up in a Croydon dead end, you dieded, restart game y/n?

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006


Went for a test today, the swab wouldn't snap in the right place so I had to do it again.

Fortunately I have a deviated septum from being kicked in the face while playing rugby, so I could get the swab well up one nostril and tickle my brain with minimal discomfort. Owned, unfucked nose persons!

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



why are you having a test?

sorry, if you dont mind saying

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Ratjaculation posted:

there is a maaaahhoooosive garden party a few doors up, to the point they have a poo poo 80s loving dj narrating poo poo at 1pm

time to be the party pooper i was born to be

Is it Pat Sharp?

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006


NotJustANumber99 posted:

why are you having a test?

sorry, if you dont mind saying

Had a bit of a cough and some taste/smell issues. Very minor but I am hoping to see family soon so best to get checked.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



I made some 'vegan toast dipping sauce' this morning and was briefly worried that I'd got the coronavid, but it turns out I'm either bad at cooking sauces or it's a poo poo recipe.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007






I was drinking so much diet coke until three weeks ago before going cold turkey and it destroyed my tastebuds enough that I started worrying I might have the roni.

Neurophonic
May 2, 2009



I went to a field with one friend to take mushrooms mid-lockdown period. We were playing ambient music quietly on a portable speaker. The helicopter came 3 loving times.

You’ll be fine. They’ll be fined. It’s £10k now for an unlicensed party.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



2015 I spent managing a hotel and getting very shitfaced on duty every night. Owners were using it as a cash grab with a bullshit limited company paying no rates or rent to the brewery, folding the company and running off to Spain so I had no problems with cooking their stock take and making a few quid on the side selling cheap booze to my mates and getting ballbagged for free every day.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

i love getting ballbagged

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



hemale in pain posted:

i love getting Ballbagged ballgagged

Ftfy

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


hemale in pain posted:

i love getting ballbagged

testes and scrotumes are pretty funny hehe

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Went swimming here



My balls are internal now

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




Ratjaculation posted:

My balls are internal now

                           /

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Red arrows were cancelled because of the weather

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

Nova69 posted:

In 2014 I started university, feels weird that my fresher year was 6 years ago now...

Mine was in 1996, imagine how I loving feel.

I've still got my 1st year block rugby shirt that we all chipped in for tho and it still fits

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

Also, I still regularly hang out with my freshers hall buddies from back then (ok, not so much this year) and we get together and booze and do stupid stuff like it's still the 90's. I've been missing that tbh

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





NotJustANumber99 posted:

Red arrows were cancelled because of the weather

What was the occasion?

2 formations flew over me while I was looking at a newt the other day

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




I'm bored

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Ratjaculation posted:

What was the occasion?

2 formations flew over me while I was looking at a newt the other day

Those flying bastards will turn up for anything.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER






DM me

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Ratjaculation posted:

What was the occasion?

2 formations flew over me while I was looking at a newt the other day

We beat Japan. I'm not sure we had much to do with that. but our team won anyway

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Sunswipe posted:

Those flying bastards will turn up for anything.

He was a handsome newt, mind.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

Ratjaculation posted:

Went swimming here



My balls are internal now

gonna boast now

i swam here like 3 days ago in yorkshire

https://i.imgur.com/OnHGG7S.mp4

it was really warm and i dried off in like 20 seconds which was good because i didn't have a towel.

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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003





Thanks, that definitely took the edge off

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