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Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004


:toot:

Bad snype. happy birthday LizzieBorden

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LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Thanks guys, frantically searching through all my handbags for some antacids. Definitely over 35 now.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


you're clearly under 70 because ladies over that age i know can produce anything you need from their one big handbag

rennies
polo mints
extra strong mints
boiled sweets
after dinner mints
werthers original
comb
baby wipes
tissues
hair brush
matches
batteries
puzzle book
travel toothbrush
tweezers
paracetamol
sticking plasters
bunion plasters
savlon cream
take a break
kitkat
phillips head screwdriver

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



why do you know so many 70 year old ladies?

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004


NotJustANumber99 posted:

why do you know so many 70 year old ladies?

crispix is a big bingo fan. Loves it.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


older ladies and their great big handbags are a force to be reckoned with

oh no computer
May 27, 2003



9/11 never forget

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




oh no computer posted:

9/11 never forget

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



rip

✈️🏢🏢😭😭😭

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





LizzieBorden posted:

Thanks guys, frantically searching through all my handbags for some antacids. Definitely over 35 now.

Get a prescription for omzeprazole or whatever it is from the doctor and never get heartburn again.

Hello friends I am on day 6 of no booze and let me tell you I miss drinking. Not sure when I'm going to cave but trying to hold off as long as I can

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

im getting free government money again and its making it really hard for me to care about going to work. 80% of my wage is pretty great when there's nothing to spend anything on.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



What about Christmas presents for the whole thread?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

I'm sorta saving up for the stupid lands end to John o groats bike ride next year. Its like 1,700km so will take me at least 15 days. I've estimated I'll probably need £1k for train tickets, food and accommodation.

Maybe by then I'll be fit enough to do 200km days regularly to cut some days out but I doubt it

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



hemale in pain posted:

bike ride

train tickets

:thunk:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




tie the bike to the rear end of the train and ride it that way

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004


train skitchin

Angrymog
Jan 29, 2012

Really Madcats




To get to/from the far ends of the ride?

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??


hemale in pain posted:

I'm sorta saving up for the stupid lands end to John o groats bike ride next year. Its like 1,700km so will take me at least 15 days. I've estimated I'll probably need £1k for train tickets, food and accommodation.

Maybe by then I'll be fit enough to do 200km days regularly to cut some days out but I doubt it

Lands end is rubbish, better just stop in at Ives or somewhere earlier and save a bit of money and time.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



Angrymog posted:

To get to/from the far ends of the ride?

you could ride there, on the bike

or better yet, do 1400 laps of a velodrome

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back


It's my birthday week and I booked a few days off so I could go somewhere. That was before lockdown, so whoopsy, but at least I'll be able to play games and relax instead

My housemate broke the router today so the internet will be down until next week, probably

Oh boy

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

RickRogers posted:

Lands end is rubbish, better just stop in at Ives or somewhere earlier and save a bit of money and time.

Yeaahh but the point is to go from the furthest point within reason if that makes sense. Otherwise I'd just start from Southampton.

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004



crispix posted:

older ladies and their great big handbags are a force to be reckoned with



my nan used to keep half a brick in hers, which came as a shock to a mugger when she clumped him over the head with it behind Leeds town hall.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




Fingerless Gloves posted:

It's my birthday week and I booked a few days off so I could go somewhere. That was before lockdown, so whoopsy, but at least I'll be able to play games and relax instead

My housemate broke the router today so the internet will be down until next week, probably

Oh boy

condolences op. just go to new brighton to entertain yourself

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010


Has ebay poo poo the bed for anybody else? It's not loading properly for me on chrome, edge, the android browser and it just flat refuses to use tor.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004


works for me no problem

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013

Oh? You're
approaching me?


Fingerless Gloves posted:

It's my birthday week and I booked a few days off so I could go somewhere. That was before lockdown, so whoopsy, but at least I'll be able to play games and relax instead

My housemate broke the router today so the internet will be down until next week, probably

Oh boy

Do tell, there is never a non-stupid reason when people gently caress with devices designed to be switched on and forgotten about.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Look I was just trying to get 4k hd 120fps porn to download

Rondette
Nov 3, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.





Grimey Drawer

crispix posted:

older ladies and their great big handbags are a force to be reckoned with



She got a statue too!!

How is everyone feeling about Biden/Johnson non-relations? Part of me is lolling at how it's probably tanked all those nasty trade deals but the other part is a little worried about what it will mean for us.

Still, I am feeling good today. Along with the news of a possible vaccine, it's nice to have some news that is a relief.

I just realised that Trump was president for all of my child's life and now he is not. It really feels like part of the cloak of dread that has been smothering the world has been ripped away. Now if only we could gently caress Brexit off.

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

prettty good to be honest, i've gone from im never going to visit america again to planning future bike rides there if covid gets under control

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




so you still want to get shot, just politely instead

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Nah, just crushed under the wheels of a pickup with barely functional brakes.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



:911:

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??


hemale in pain posted:

Yeaahh but the point is to go from the furthest point within reason if that makes sense. Otherwise I'd just start from Southampton.

You should do that imo, much easier.

But seriously, maybe visit the Lizzard (most southerly) point instead. Its got much cooler rocks.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


:yeeclaw:

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back


Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Do tell, there is never a non-stupid reason when people gently caress with devices designed to be switched on and forgotten about.

That's the thing, all that happened was he switched off the house electricity and now the modem wont get a signal

I've even switched the modem out to one my friend lent me and that isnt picking up a signal

How did he do this

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Did you turn the house electricity back on?

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001


Can I have a sanity check?
The PYF Charts/graphs thread is currently claiming that in england, full english breakfasts usually come without hash browns. That's madness right? I don't think I've ever had one without either hash browns or mini hash browns.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008




Doug Sisk posted:

Can I have a sanity check?
The PYF Charts/graphs thread is currently claiming that in england, full english breakfasts usually come without hash browns. That's madness right? I don't think I've ever had one without either hash browns or mini hash browns.

They are a recent import. Never had them when I was growing up :corsair:

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!


Hash browns on a full English feels very Mandela effect-y. Swear I never remember having them in my childhood/teens, but everywhere does them now.

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


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