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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



Ratjaculation posted:

I have no idea what is going on here

truly you are blessed

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

Jakabite posted:

Yeah solo pub is top stuff. Watch something on YouTube, read a book, hell even read a paper. Then when you leave you continue your day but you’re a bit tipsy and that’s always a pleasure

Hmm that actually sounds quite nice

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

MY SUMMER FOOD SHOPPING COMMUTE OPENED UP

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

How shall we fuck off, O Lord?



hemale in pain posted:

Hmm that actually sounds quite nice

Next time you have a free hour or two, treat yourself!

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





I just had ruby chocolate for the first time and it is not good.

Tastes too much like white chocolate imo

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Should have gone to the pub.

Instead sat outside b and q with a puncture and no spare. Now what.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006



I don't know what I did to offend the health worker that gave me the 2nd jab. But she made sure i felt it being removed and now I have a massive bruise.

RunningOnEmpty
Nov 1, 2005
Because I work hard for the money...bitch.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Should have gone to the pub.

Instead sat outside b and q with a puncture and no spare. Now what.

see if you can find a can of that emergency tire repair stuff, just hook it up and follow the instructions. the one i got from lidle got me home just fine, good stuff to have in the boot.

edit, shoot, you can find it in most car isles in plenty of stores, halfords for sure.

RunningOnEmpty fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Jun 8, 2021

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



RunningOnEmpty posted:

see if you can find a can of that emergency tire repair stuff, just hook it up and follow the instructions. the one i got from lidle got me home just fine, good stuff to have in the boot.

Cheers on way to Toolstation now

B&Q, of course, are out of stock

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Do these things render the tyre knackered for any future use, must replace after, no repair?

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009



Buy a new tyre.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Well not sure about that stuff, left a big frothy mess all over the car park and tyre didn't look very inflated but drive home anyway. Hassle.

Beer garden was swinging when I limped past

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Everything is broken. And my drone can't bear to look at me

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


NotJustANumber99 posted:

Everything is broken. And my drone can't bear to look at me

Possibly the first sign of machine intelligence.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Lol.

It has a 'follow me' mode and when engaged, it perks up and dutifully hovers over to me. But then at the last moment turns to look away. It will then follow me everywhere but just looking always away to the side slightly.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

I used to eat alone in restaurants sometimes. A noodle place mostly. It was ok. Good for pretending to read while really being incredibly nosy about the conversation next to you.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Hope you aren't flying that drone within 50m of people, private property, public spaces, roads, footpaths, built up areas or near utility lines 99.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



check your categories rats

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


my niece wanted me to play shop yesterday evening and i overacted and it upset her :/

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013

Oh? You're
approaching me?


Probably shouldn't have yelled "GERROUDDA MOI PUUUUUB" at her.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



You didn't have hold up her shop at knife point. That probably is overacting

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





"are you having a laugh? what's this poo poo? I'm not selling you that for buttons and pins, they're not legal tender. stop wasting my loving time"

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



everyones a critic

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

You should've just accepted the cash, little girls aren't allowed debit cards! I don't think.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


i did a sort of irate brian blessed character and it was just too much apparently

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


i usually get told off for not being enthusiastic enough when i playpretend, i can't win

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

How shall we fuck off, O Lord?



crispix posted:

i did a sort of irate brian blessed character and it was just too much apparently

I think this sounds like a great deal of fun and your niece should be more grateful

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





crispix posted:

i did a sort of irate brian blessed character and it was just too much apparently

You needed to go one Brian further alphabetically

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



im sick of cars

and nailguns and strimmers

and builders

the entropy of it all

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010



crispix posted:

my niece wanted me to play shop yesterday evening and i overacted and it upset her :/

Did Norman's Mrs demand to speak to the manager over something trivial?

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009



Tomorrow I can go outside again






To work

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

el dingo posted:

Tomorrow I can go outside again






To work

Well, that's your fault for using a monkey's paw.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



I'm ready to watch lots of television football

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

im cat sitting. the cat is 3 months old and is very cute.

hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Jun 9, 2021

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat





Went and looked at some monkeys.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



which one did you go for in the end?

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



The one on the left, of course.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

hemale in pain posted:

im cat sitting. the cat is 3 months old and is very cute.



Good cat, not enough cats in this thread.

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


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