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Mojo Jojo
Sep 21, 2005

The_Doctor posted:

Just passed two cars who have hit eachother in the fast lane, and who have stopped to take pictures and exchange info. Still in the fast lane.

By now I'm sure the rest of the motorway is also blocked

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
PAINT THAT FENCE.

The football commentator appears to be trying to sell holidays to Baku, capital city of the repressive state of Azerbaijan. But sportswashing doesn't exist.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Baku does look nice when I see the formula 1s driving round it's castle and what not

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Want to take a pilgrimage to Baku corner 15, the saviour of Motorsport.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



CancerCakes posted:

Want to take a pilgrimage to Baku corner 15, the saviour of Motorsport.

Well, now I've spent far too long on YouTube watching poo poo.

Quickly moved on to WRC though, F1 crashes are pretty boring, to be honest.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Watch grosjeans

Clarence
May 3, 2012

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Watch grosjeans

And not just that one. Spa 2012 was another.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Paint. That. Fence. Miss.

Can I? Can I?

Paint. That. Fence. Miss.

Wi primer and de Ronseal

oh no computer
May 27, 2003



:getin:

i have an icecream in the fridge that i really wanna eat now, but i have a feeling i'm gonna need it tomorrow

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Yeah, with good visibility you shouldn't have any problems

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
loving harrowing scenes at the footy today but hell, I'm glad the lads okay

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
the russians have a cracking national anthem i always think

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

fridge corn posted:

loving harrowing scenes at the footy today but hell, I'm glad the lads okay

I missed it but apparently they weren't shy about showing it which is hosed up.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I've only been able to occasionally check the text updates, the game was abandoned but now they're playing it anyway? Bit crazy

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nobody expected it to continue, but the players were asked and said play on. Apparently.

Whether or not they should have ever been asked...

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
And so, not that it's important, Denmark have lost.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Sunswipe posted:

I was trying to record a cover of Bohemian Rhapsody with Hitler in my dreams last night. Not sure if we were getting the remaining members of Queen involved or starting a new band.

Is this the third reich? Is this just Germany?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Gasmask posted:

Paint. That. Fence. Miss.

Can I? Can I?

Paint. That. Fence. Miss.

Wi primer and de Ronseal
i have ronsealed it

my arm hurts

my back hurts

my fence is still not finished

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Did it do what it said on the tin?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

it did exactly what it says on the tin, which is now plastic because a them woke left types

remember when ronseal tins wuz ard

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Yo sexy ladies want paint with us
In a the gar' with us
Them nah war with us
In a the Wickes them want flex with us
To get next to us
Them cah vex with us
From the day me born jah ignite me paint gal a call me name and its me fame
Its all good girl slap it on
‘Til a early morn’
Let’s slap it on
Let’s slap it on ‘til a early morning
Girl it’s all good just slap it on

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

what happened to the football man

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Bobby Deluxe posted:

what happened to the football man

He’s awake now, which is good.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
fuckin diving has ruined football the sports gone soft etc

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Bobby Deluxe posted:

what happened to the football man

Looks like a heart attack

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He turned off. Just went from standing to sparko.

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



learnincurve posted:

There is always too much sausage in a scotch egg imo.

I used to work near a scotch egg shop and would treat myself once a month and their eggs were gloriously insane - you could get like a black-pudding wrapped goose egg, or a mixed salad with mini quail egg scotched, or one with minced bacon instead of sausage, or a vegan scotch egg with a chestnut instead of egg and dipped in whisky. And they were all loving delicious no matter how insane they sounded. I was very partial to some vegetarian one they made with scotch bonnet peppers and curried chickpeas. poo poo now I want a scotch egg.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
how did you measure the month?

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



NotJustANumber99 posted:

how did you measure the month?

It wasn't quite as scientific as calendar based, it was more turning to my co-worker and asking, "is it time again?" and then we'd go buy some loving weird scotch eggs and then eat them in our weird brutalist office-slash-warehouse that had no aircon and very few actual people working there, and there was some dude who always came to work wearing a Birmingham City shirt (possibly the same one every day I dunno) and he used to poo poo in the urinals. I lived for those loving eggs.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
the eggs sound quite mythical. lovely

im going to fire my bricklayer

he was mean to me

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



NotJustANumber99 posted:

the eggs sound quite mythical. lovely

im going to fire my bricklayer

he was mean to me

Life is too short to put up with mean people. Talking of which I'm off to Bristol Zoo tomorrow with my family including my brother and his girlfriend, and last time we spoke he called my wife a Nazi (really nasty given 50%+ of her grandparents/ggrandparents would have been murdered by Nazis) and said I was a fat gently caress with manboobs (ok, that's not entirely wrong with the manboob thing but it's still loving mean) and we threw him out the house so this should be loving fun.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If he's a good brickie he's worth the emotional trauma. If he's mediocre, yeah, boot him. I'm sure there won't be any shortage of skilled tradesmen that would make you regret that decision.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

im going to fire my bricklayer

he was mean to me
i am going to pretend like im surprised you did not stand up to him earlier but i am a massive coward so i doubt i would have said anything either

Mojo Jojo
Sep 21, 2005

cynic posted:

Life is too short to put up with mean people. Talking of which I'm off to Bristol Zoo tomorrow with my family including my brother and his girlfriend, and last time we spoke he called my wife a Nazi (really nasty given 50%+ of her grandparents/ggrandparents would have been murdered by Nazis) and said I was a fat gently caress with manboobs (ok, that's not entirely wrong with the manboob thing but it's still loving mean) and we threw him out the house so this should be loving fun.
It's a solid zoo. Incredibly cheap too

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

iirc the city centre brown road sign is a gorilla instead of the more traditional elephant so that's something

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Gonna be hot phew what a scorcha

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

goatface posted:

If he's a good brickie he's worth the emotional trauma. If he's mediocre, yeah, boot him. I'm sure there won't be any shortage of skilled tradesmen that would make you regret that decision.



Vitamins
May 1, 2012


lmao

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

not a cloud in the sky

i hate it

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mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


You can have some of our clouds if you want

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