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Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Ratjaculation posted:

personally i dont see the appeal of plummeting towards our planet tethered to another man

but the fact that you wanked doing it is v. impressive

i'd like to do it solo next time and have more time to wank by jumping from 15k feet instead of 10k

the man was able to point out the different towns/cities we could see which i wouldn't have known which was nice. i can't remember his name even though he asked me to review the place on trip advisor and mention his name

sorry guy who i sat on in a plane

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
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was his name lloyd?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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rick?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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tim?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





began with an s or a t i think

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




lol you strapped yourself to Stuart and can't even remember his name

in other news i've eaten an entire packet of hobnobs for dinner, washed down with ale

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





he strapped me to him. it was v intimate

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see





Was he a strapping young lad?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




i can imagine that might put you off your stroke

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

fifty shades of jose

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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I AM NOT MAN
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at least you both went down with eachother jose

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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sadly the orgasm wasnt earth shattering though

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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I AM NOT MAN
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did he pull all your right strings?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




did he masturbate within the past two financial years

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



five finger shuffled off this mortal coil

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




Andrea bocelli was v good tonight I would see him again

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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maaaaan, i just did a MASSIVE fart

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




Im at Gatwick

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




I'm going to work

Also,

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-e...c-a7324721.html

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





owned.

my car window is being fixed

Party Boat
Oct 31, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



Jose posted:

owned.

my car window is being fixed

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see





Ate a pasty on Preston station and the wind kept blowing flakes of pastry at a girl sat at the other end of the bench

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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I AM NOT MAN
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your psoriasis stoped you pulling again, eh?

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see





I'm not taff so I pull all the time at home.

This train smells of piss

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I hate Manchester. The girls here are weird they don't have six fingers and webbed feet like they do home in cornwall

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I think my wife caught me looking at them, but I can never be sure which way she is really looking

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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I AM NOT MAN
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there is only space in this thread for one cornish poster mate

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



S'ok you probably live in a worse part. And I'm a scotsman in disguise

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



there were some freshers in tesco, they were looking in wonder at a bag of angel hair pasta

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

i miss living in a university town, except in the first few months of term before they kick all the real cunts out

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Lord_Ferritos posted:

S'ok you probably live in a worse part. And I'm a scotsman in disguise

i moved out of cornwall as soon as i could because it is poo poo, glad youve done the same. godspeed

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I haven't
just out for the week

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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bozza has gone to some sort of event to beat off again

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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Looks like there's a fair bit of blowing as well as beating

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



le chat

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




im in sorrento

no_one
Mar 17, 2004
i'm a lying jerk

Lipstick Apathy

My dad used to have a sorrento green peugeot 405.

well that's my story thanks for reading

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Steampunk festival a few weeks back, People in Pokemon costumes running about on the pier today and a bunch of neckbeards promoting a local sci-fi convention in the shopping centre I didn't know Eastbourne was so loving goony.....

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



mango lassi is fucken delicious

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Furia
Jul 26, 2015



Grimey Drawer

Gonna be arriving to London later today. Tomorrow gonna pick up some shoe supplies and Monday is back to uni

My life is so loving uneventful Jesus Christ

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