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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




mad max, the game, is really good

mad max the game you can play irl on motorways is also pretty fun

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Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back


I ended up drinking with a momentum guy and I took him to a union bar where he decided to start arguing with the bartender about not being able to read his poetry over microphone and then he threw up over me

In short, gently caress Corbyn

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

You should have left during the poetry argument.

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back


I wanted to but he owed me drinks

no_one
Mar 17, 2004
i'm a lying jerk

Lipstick Apathy

My jeans feel damp. I think i pissed myself last night

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

Fingerless Gloves posted:

I ended up drinking with a momentum guy and I took him to a union bar where he decided to start arguing with the bartender about not being able to read his poetry over microphone and then he threw up over me


no_one posted:

My jeans feel damp. I think i pissed myself last night


Glad to hear everyone had a fun Saturday night

no_one
Mar 17, 2004
i'm a lying jerk

Lipstick Apathy

Morning all, have any of you pissed youself or is it just me

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



no_one posted:

Merecedes are overated.

They trade on past gloiries.

buy a bmw or a honda.

Having said that buy a bmw850. It is reliable bur mercedes are trading oib the 70/80s. they use cheap parts now

bmw 840/850 are unreliable.

buy a honda s2000 but dont spin out.

i like the look of new mercedes, they seem to have dragged themselves out of their early-mid 00s slump, still wouldnt buy a modern one though.

bmw m635csi is the best also

i dont trust people that drive hondas, even though the s2000 is a good car by all metrics


no_one posted:

Morning all, have any of you pissed youself or is it just me

can confirm no self pissing happened

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...



no but i did piss loads this morning

like even for morning piss it was a lot

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





what are we talking here, metrically?

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Back on the road to Cornwall today. Apparently I'm still not allowed to drive. 7 hours of her driving is going to kill me

no_one
Mar 17, 2004
i'm a lying jerk

Lipstick Apathy

Vitamins posted:


i dont trust people that drive hondas, even though the s2000 is a good car by all metrics


The s2000 is a good car, but twitchy. If you buy one get it set up to make it more forgiving

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





I did not piss myself but did wake up in pain at how badly I needed to

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



As an adult I can safely say I've never pissed the bed.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Yet....

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

I did not piss myself however I did have to help restrain a former friend on the floor of a cell in a puddle of their own piss....


I hate Saturday nightshifts

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




i pissed someone else

also, my housemate has filled the freezer with new clothes, still in their packaging. what could possibly be the reason for this, outside of outlandish sexual practices?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





i'd highly recommend anyone who reads the lepers colony ever not to look at the post with the probation reason "don't look at this really don't look at it"

its extremely bad. don't do it

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I've heard of freezing expensive jeans to keep them feeling fresh and cleaning all but stains from them and not ruin them.
Can't think of a reason to freeze new clothes tho

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




how about swimming trunks

Dugong
Mar 18, 2013

I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind



Liverpool is still a good night out.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



That's rather strange. But kinky

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




speaking of, someone's posted his dick in the witcher 3 thread in games

i assume it's corn stepping up his game

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

how about swimming trunks

definitely something involving a wank

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



You should confront your housemate and demand to know what the deal is and why you have not been invited to play part in his sexy weird frozen swimwear games

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




i don't want anything to do with them i just want his shorts out of my freezer compartment

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





then take them out and ask wtf

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Wig him out and replace them with a cucumber, lube, condom and print out of beginners guide to anal with a note saying "first and only warning"

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Actually, forget the lube. Put a razor blade instead. Blood is the best lube

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see





I just bought a 2003 vw polo.

Gonna put a massive sik exhaust on it and get it lowered and poo poo rip Paul walker

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?


there is dickpic in the dog owning thread.

why is there dickpic in the dog owning thread?

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



This is what happens when you take away gbs I guess

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





its probably by extremely brain damaged individual dare who probably holds the record for most accounts created now

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?


then we really need it back, I'm not sure the dog thread is the right place for human penises...

why is gbs gone anyway?

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



Lord_Ferritos posted:

This is what happens when you take away gbs I guess

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



no_one posted:

The s2000 is a good car, but twitchy. If you buy one get it set up to make it more forgiving

ya light rwd cars are hilariously twitchy, i watched a moron spin his mg tf (lol) and slam the back of it into a parked car not long ago

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Kluliss posted:

why is gbs gone anyway?

Something something hillary Clinton mishandling state secrets, something awful full of government officials recruited by vile rat

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

It was being used by Trump supporters as a shitposting training ground.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




Kluliss posted:

there is dickpic in the dog owning thread.

why is there dickpic in the dog owning thread?

owned those dogs, i guess

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007





it was extremely brain diseased poster dare if that makes you feel any better

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