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Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010



Gaz2k21 posted:

I did not piss myself however I did have to help restrain a former friend on the floor of a cell in a puddle of their own piss....


I hate Saturday nightshifts

Weekend off for me, first one in about two months.

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Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I left my job managing a hotel a couple months back, it's so weird after 10 years of working weekends to have every weekend off. I can get shift faced with everyone else on a Saturday night rather than a damned wednesday

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back


When are we getting dickpics

Do I have to conduct this train

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003





well you'll probably get dickpics once bozza wakes up

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





confirming receipt of bozzas regular sunday morning boner snapchat

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008




I got drunk and pissed in my cat's litter tray once.

She wasn't amused.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





i just saw the dick pic

Looke
Aug 2, 2013



I'm in birmingham at the moment and my friends have all left a day early so I'm in my hotel.. alone.. anyone want some strings free illicit sex?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





navigating new street station is anything but strings free

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see





There are many good pubs so go there instead.

The Wellington has a pub catte

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

im watching bad tv

no_one
Mar 17, 2004
i'm a lying jerk

Lipstick Apathy

I'm watching the animals - a house in new orleans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sB3Fjw3Uvc

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





i'm enjoying the food masturbation thread in gws i've posted some top pics there and even a video

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



drat that berry is filthy

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Ratjaculation posted:

confirming receipt of bozzas regular sunday morning boner snapchat

Ratjack gets reg updates about my penis via snapchat

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Depending on the level of arousal I can tell accurately if I'll need to take my sun hat out to work

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Ratjaculation posted:

Depending on the level of arousal I can tell accurately if I'll need to take my sun hat out to work

this will help

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



Vitamins posted:

drat that berry is filthy

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




Jose posted:

i'm enjoying the food masturbation thread in gws i've posted some top pics there and even a video

what, like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U

?

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Jose posted:

this will help



oh my, how very saucy

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Wood

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




Ratjaculation posted:

Depending on the level of arousal I can tell accurately if I'll need to take my sun hat out to work

idgi

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





bozzas dong works in mysterious ways.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




has it claimed the weather wizard mantle from bobby

that's a shame

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




apparently we've decided to stay in this tiny Italian town during their yearly festival they tarted the madonna along the beach for a bit and then set off a load of fireworks 🎆 🆒🍋🍶🍷🍻☕

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Crikes

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

I just woke up

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




I guess I'll uust stay awake forever, no biggie, thanks self

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

tbh im a terrible wizard and a flaccid cock probably would do a better job

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



hi friends

Looke
Aug 2, 2013



It's Monday

no_one
Mar 17, 2004
i'm a lying jerk

Lipstick Apathy

Well I found my wallet and keys, they were in the pocket of my piss-soaked jeans. I thought my parents had taken them off me when i was black-out drunk. I'm in no fit state to drive to the shops for more booze but I could walk it.

I have a practice race on tonight that I don't wanna miss but if i go buy more vodka i will.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



go race, leave the vodka friend

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back


What are you practicing racing on?

no_one
Mar 17, 2004
i'm a lying jerk

Lipstick Apathy

https://www.lfs.net/

http://cityliga.de/en/forum/sprint-cl23/853-26-09-16-clsr-season-3-round-4-gti-ro1.html#6364

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



vroom vroom

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





i'm gay

cuck

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

what happened to the werd filters

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




the death of gbs has released the pent-up energy back into the forums, shattering them

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Pedricko
Apr 7, 2008

the absolute wurst

Sausages

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