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Phoon
Apr 23, 2010



tell the aussies to go too there are wallabies theyll love it

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StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.


I may go do the Jimmy Anderson chant at the wallabies afterwards.

oh no computer
May 27, 2003



StoneOfShame posted:

Cricket is good, also there's little funnier than watching an Aussie desperately try and get out of his kangaroo costume at the urinal.
agreed, it's the only sport i know of where actually liking/understanding/giving a poo poo about the sport that is taking place is not a requirement for having a good time. just turn up and get poo poo faced

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010



thats true of every sport in my experience

E: resubbed ps plus, my id is phoonasaurus

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


MyFaceBeHi posted:

As a proud resident of the People's Democratic Republic of Wolverhampton I woo the day when we overthrow the capitalist stranglehold that England has over our simple little town and we declare our glorious socialist communist regime for a thousand years!

What I mean is you guys all live in better places and I hate you for it.

Wow, someone else from Wolverhampton. Hello!

But yes, Wolverhampton is a shithole and everyone in my family worth anything moved out as soon as they possibly could, my parents moved out when I was 11. It's a good CITY to be in if you want to study construction or work in the construction industry though.

Pedricko
Apr 7, 2008

the absolute wurst

Coolio lives in Preston

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

I went to Swindon once. I hope to never have to go there again.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

The old uk megathread got gassed and I didn't even notice for over a day. I'm no better at looking after the threads I start than I was at keeping my tamagotchis alive.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

goatface posted:

I went to Swindon once. I hope to never have to go there again.

When I've got nothing better to do at work (ie most of the time) I sometimes go on Google Streetview and cruise around a random city, pretending that I'm driving. I did that with Swindon once and it made me sad.

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.


The pub is filled with England fans chanting "you all live in a convict colony" to the tune of Yellow Submarine at the group of Aussies here, theyre taking it in good heart.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Fan of Britches

Phoon posted:

thats true of every sport in my experience

E: resubbed ps plus, my id is phoonasaurus

omg its perfect

because it sounds like a dinosaurs name

and you were around when they were

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





if buying stuff on this site wasn't dodgy as gently caress i'd replace that av

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.

The Saurus posted:

Wow, someone else from Wolverhampton. Hello!

But yes, Wolverhampton is a shithole and everyone in my family worth anything moved out as soon as they possibly could, my parents moved out when I was 11. It's a good CITY to be in if you want to study construction or work in the construction industry though.

I have just finished studying construction! Please don't tell me I have actually met you...

Fluo
May 25, 2007



Jose posted:

if buying stuff on this site wasn't dodgy as gently caress i'd replace that av

*tibs bedora*

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Fan of Britches

Jose posted:

if buying stuff on this site wasn't dodgy as gently caress i'd replace that av

I'll be crowdsourcing ideas for my new posting brand over the next 7 days

Fluo
May 25, 2007



The Big Taff Man posted:

I'll be crowdsourcing ideas for my new posting brand over the next 7 days

polished turd™ sponsored by ginger posting©

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

The Big Taff Man posted:

I'll be crowdsourcing ideas for my new posting brand over the next 7 days
ultra minimalism

Party Boat
Oct 31, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



king of the humblebraggers

sout
Apr 24, 2014



I don't really know what's going on in byob but their avs sure are cute

DrWrestling69
Feb 3, 2008

Tracyanne...


Bobby Deluxe posted:

op updated with a note about park running

Is it?

Fluo
May 25, 2007




yes mr greasy nipple

Bobby Deluxe posted:

lots of us grease up our nipples and run around the park and are happy to answer questions about it!

DrWrestling69
Feb 3, 2008

Tracyanne...


Fluo posted:

yes mr greasy nipple

I ran round the park and some streets and beat my best time for a 5k today.

DrWrestling69
Feb 3, 2008

Tracyanne...


My nips remain ungreased

Fluo
May 25, 2007



DrWrestling69 posted:

I ran round the park and some streets and beat my best time for a 5k today.

noice

DrWrestling69 posted:

My nips remain ungreased

same


whos the nipple greaser than?...


.... taff?!

DrWrestling69
Feb 3, 2008

Tracyanne...


Fluo posted:

noice


same


whos the nipple greaser than?...


.... taff?!

Taff looks like he has naturally greasy nipples

Fluo
May 25, 2007



DrWrestling69 posted:

Taff looks like he has naturally greasy nipples

lol

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.


This thread is oddly more into nipples than sausage today.

I got offered a new role in my boss' budding business empire a few hours ago, with a huge pay rise, sadly it means I need to come in at half twelve in the afternoon rather than the six in the evening I had been planning for. Now desperately smoking a joint with the hope it will allow me to sleep very shortly.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

StoneOfShame posted:

This thread is oddly more into nipples than sausage today.
whos to say saussies are not mostly nipple anyway #freethesaussie

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.


Bobby Deluxe posted:

whos to say saussies are not mostly nipple anyway #freethesaussie

Good point, high end saussies promote themselves on their high meat content, but they dont specify where the meat is from on the animal.

Cricket has obviously gone to my brain as I read every instance of saussie as Aussie there the first time, would have given this a whole different meaning.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

aussies are mostly nipple but just like our bartending industry, we will make room for them in this thread

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





the continuing poo poo weather is stopping my chilli plants producing any chillies ffs

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps


I did a cheeky ten km on the treadmill last week and wore my CM Punk shirt and ran so much that my nipples literally bled.

Slash
Apr 7, 2011



britishbornandbread posted:

I did a cheeky ten km on the treadmill last week and wore my CM Punk shirt and ran so much that my nipples literally bled.

Did you follow it up with a cheeky nandos?

DrWrestling69
Feb 3, 2008

Tracyanne...


Slash posted:

Did you follow it up with a cheeky nandos?

He rubbed nandos on his nipples.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16


Fan of Britches

britishbornandbread posted:

I did a cheeky ten km on the treadmill last week and wore my CM Punk shirt and ran so much that my nipples literally bled.

you have to get some running gear mate

and some of these

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ronhill-Running-Guards-White-Size/dp/B00KV9OCL8/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1438246845&sr=8-3&keywords=nipple+run

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012


on the subject of exercise my gym changing rooms are always full of old man bums and willies

its a posh gym that i got a student discount at (david lloyd) so i guess my question is, is it a public school thing or do all british men get to a certain age and want to show off like that? is this what id see if i went to a gym for poors? i dont like it, im not a prude about being naked in front of other people or catching glimpse of it but its literally wall to wall old man cock and anus, it takes no more than 30 seconds to dry the old chap but they stand there legs akimbo and ive been nearly hit by flying appendages far too many times to mention whilst they rabbit on to their chums about tennis and cricket and their insurance policies

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006



Dinosaur Gum

its definitely not a class thing

just get naked with them and enjoy it

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16


Fan of Britches

Shirley Crabtree posted:

on the subject of exercise my gym changing rooms are always full of old man bums and willies

its a posh gym that i got a student discount at (david lloyd) so i guess my question is, is it a public school thing or do all british men get to a certain age and want to show off like that? is this what id see if i went to a gym for poors? i dont like it, im not a prude about being naked in front of other people or catching glimpse of it but its literally wall to wall old man cock and anus, it takes no more than 30 seconds to dry the old chap but they stand there legs akimbo and ive been nearly hit by flying appendages far too many times to mention whilst they rabbit on to their chums about tennis and cricket and their insurance policies

if you try and hide it just makes you stand out more, just be sure to give it a little rub before you whip it out so it comes to life

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012


NaDy posted:

its definitely not a class thing

just get naked with them and enjoy it

then is it an age thing? with anyone under say 50 its just very business like, shorts off, dry yourself, kecks back on but then they hit an age and they'll just stand there full nuddy, check their phone, walk over to the hairdryers and dry their hair hand on hip bum out, floss between their legs with the towel, check their phone again, forget something in their locker, they do it on purpose i swear there is no reason to have your cock out for that long they want me to see it and/or comment on it im sure of it

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Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



Shirley Crabtree posted:

on the subject of exercise my gym changing rooms are always full of old man bums and willies

its a posh gym that i got a student discount at (david lloyd) so i guess my question is, is it a public school thing or do all british men get to a certain age and want to show off like that? is this what id see if i went to a gym for poors? i dont like it, im not a prude about being naked in front of other people or catching glimpse of it but its literally wall to wall old man cock and anus, it takes no more than 30 seconds to dry the old chap but they stand there legs akimbo and ive been nearly hit by flying appendages far too many times to mention whilst they rabbit on to their chums about tennis and cricket and their insurance policies

it's exactly the same at my gym. Most people dry off mostly, in the shower cubicles, go to their locker, finish drying then immediately put pants on, but the old boys spend ages drying themselves in the changing room staring at Sky News on the telly, bemoaning immigrants or something.

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