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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





the uk thread is a safe haven

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Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Andre Le Fuckface posted:

its proven that saying hello in ai is a probatable offence, hosed up

hosed up if true

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine


Bozza posted:

hosed up if true

it happened to me And to other friends of cool and good posters everywhere!!

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



corn in the fridge posted:

it happened to me And to other friends of cool and good posters everywhere!!

a sad state of affairs imo

e: lmao that thread is angsty as gently caress today

Vitamins fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Sep 11, 2015

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006



Dinosaur Gum

Ratjaculation posted:

the uk thread is a safe haven

a bastion of free speech

i can even say.... butts

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Quote-Unquote posted:

wow, I'm never going to post in AI. Pretty sure those guys are even more retarded than TFR or GiP.

probably on par with tviv

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits



i was chatting with an american at work yesterday who apparently thought the word wanker was a much milder swear word than it is, like it mapped directly to "jerk" or something and i didn't say anything because it was v funny to hear the word used so liberally

Party Boat
Oct 31, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



crispix posted:

primark has a whoooole lot of things for crispix

really though i buy my underwear there because i don't like wearing all them sexy newfangled boxer-brief-sport-jock-knickers. i wear nice comfy men's y-fronts

white ones

Wow I didn't know John Major posted itt

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Because I work in Glasgow, it is perfectly acceptable to say oval office in the office, even in front of top top boys.

Funny poo poo, especially after my old boss down south once told me off for saying poo poo too much.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


let's orl torlk loike johd maydjuhs

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see





Only took 4 hours 20 minutes to go 114 miles :toot:

The weather is okay up here in Kirkham

During the journey I saw a land rover defender done up like it was part of u.n.i.t. from Dr who

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16


Fan of Britches

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

its proven that saying hello in ai is a probatable offence, hosed up

I remember when my close personal friend Idiot Race got probated for this :jerry:

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Bozza posted:

Because I work in Glasgow, it is perfectly acceptable to say oval office in the office, even in front of top top boys.

Funny poo poo, especially after my old boss down south once told me off for saying poo poo too much.

A solicitor said oval office on radio 5 this very morning and made Nicky Campbell turn all BBC.

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine


Dysgenesis posted:

A solicitor said oval office on radio 5 this very morning and made Nicky Campbell turn all BBC.

what time was this i listen to 5 live and didn't hear this this morning 😞

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010



here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JpNravrwZc

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





corn in the fridge posted:

what time was this i listen to 5 live and didn't hear this this morning 😞

About half 8.





No it wasn't that quote.



It was this,

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zirc-eB6G94

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine


drat i had just got to work about 10mins before that

I've never seen what Nicky Campbell looks like before but everytime he starts going on about his two dogs I want to punch him in the face so I'm pleased that he has a very punchable face

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





corn in the fridge posted:

I'm pleased that he has a very punchable face

I'm glad I am not alone in this.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010



Dysgenesis posted:

About half 8.



No it wasn't that quote.



It was this,

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zirc-eB6G94

mines better

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Some local teens are having a party. I should call the police.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




Bozza posted:

corn in the fridge is a cool and good poster, always cheerful and says hello.

this is true

about the only minor nitpick is that he doesn't actually say anything else other than hello

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

this is true

about the only minor nitpick is that he doesn't actually say anything else other than hello

whats in the fridge

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010



goatface posted:

Some local teens are having a party. I should call the police.

Killjoy

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





friday night binging the shield (exciting)..

starting to feel the love for vic

also hello

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer


There was a long period of shouting, what sounded like a short street-fight, and then a lot more shouting. Then some sort of siren. I assume there was an evolutionary pressure applied.

Nothing to do with me though.

DrWrestling69
Feb 3, 2008

Tracyanne...


Slash posted:

Roger Monkhouse, Simon Munnery, Adam Bloom, Mick Ferry, Michael Fabbri, Katherine Ryan

Saw Katherine Ryan at the fringe a few weeks ago, haven't heard of the others...

Munnery is great.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

すう すう




Dear Goon Diary. Dog update. I decided to actually sleep in my bed properly and take up some space instead of curling up into a ball to give him room. After much fidgeting and scratching around he finally just lay down over my legs and hasn't stopped huffing and puffing in a sulk, he won't even go to sleep.

I'm back to being in a ball and he's snoring away.

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine


hello

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

this is true

about the only minor nitpick is that he doesn't actually say anything else other than hello

what the

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




Solefald posted:

Dear Goon Diary. Dog update. I decided to actually sleep in my bed properly and take up some space instead of curling up into a ball to give him room. After much fidgeting and scratching around he finally just lay down over my legs and hasn't stopped huffing and puffing in a sulk, he won't even go to sleep.

I'm back to being in a ball and he's snoring away.

thrash your dog with a rubber hose

e: or starve or poison him, depending on who ITT you wish to curry favour with

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006


I went to IKEA on a Friday night

6th visit to ikea in 2 weeks

I have a problem

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012




prove them wrong, Corn.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

すう すう




Cancercake are you from edingburhhsgh

Fluo
May 25, 2007



Solefald posted:

Dear Goon Diary. Dog update. I decided to actually sleep in my bed properly and take up some space instead of curling up into a ball to give him room. After much fidgeting and scratching around he finally just lay down over my legs and hasn't stopped huffing and puffing in a sulk, he won't even go to sleep.

I'm back to being in a ball and he's snoring away.

:(

Do you have a dog basket for him? :(

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Solefald posted:

Dear Goon Diary. Dog update. I decided to actually sleep in my bed properly and take up some space instead of curling up into a ball to give him room. After much fidgeting and scratching around he finally just lay down over my legs and hasn't stopped huffing and puffing in a sulk, he won't even go to sleep.

I'm back to being in a ball and he's snoring away.

does he not make a poo poo load of noise when he sleeps ?

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"



Eyup

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





morning

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




sadly

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


did jez corbyn win yet

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:

I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





The Saurus posted:

did jez corbyn win yet

Blair won somehow. 10 more years

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