living in finland is worse than living with isis

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throw to first DAMN IT: Apr 10, 2007; This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

rear end cobra posted:

Hitlers gob worshipping untermensch allies

Excuse me but finns are honorary aryans, can your degenerate nation claim the same?

# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:27

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# ? Nov 15, 2025 18:55

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Puistokemisti posted:

Excuse me but finns are honorary aryans, can your degenerate nation claim the same?

According to himmler we're goku mega aryans

# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:30

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

hmmm why would this man be looking out for the finn

hmmm

# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:41

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Which one is the Aryan? There isn't one.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:47

Fushigi Yuugi fansub: Jan 20, 2007; BUTT STUFF

i loving love laura lepist�

# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:52

Fushigi Yuugi fansub: Jan 20, 2007; BUTT STUFF

spermat nahkatakille

# ? Oct 4, 2015 20:53

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

A comprehensive political history of the perfidious backstabbing Finn:

ca dawn of history: Is brought the light of civilization by the selfless, high minded Swede
ca 1808 betrays the benevolent kingdom of Sweden for Imperial Russia
ca 1917 betrays Imperial Russia for the German Empire
ca 1944 betrays Nazi Germany for the Soviets
ca 1985 betrays Soviet Russia for the West
ca ???? betrays the West for... ?

swedes have been autistic nazis forever, the russian ruling class is somehow worse than nazis. smdh at anyone who isn't backstabbing those jokers

# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:00

lollontee: Nov 3, 2014; Can't post for 8 years!

quakster posted:

swedes have been autistic nazis forever, the russian ruling class is somehow worse than nazis. smdh at anyone who isn't backstabbing those jokers

better to be an autistic nazi russian than a finn, hth

# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:29

Irradiation: Sep 14, 2005; I understand your frustration.

Nauta posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwyFE5vaeMY

i'm edging

# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:58

lollontee: Nov 3, 2014; Can't post for 8 years!

steinrokkan posted:

better to be an autistic nazi russian than a finn, hth

well you would know a lot about that, wouldn't you

# ? Oct 4, 2015 21:59

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Anyone got that joke documentary about killer Santas in the Lapland?

Like a guy screams, "Perkele!," while smashing an empty bottle of booze so a killer Santa leaps in from 20' away and mauls him for being naughty

# ? Oct 4, 2015 22:09

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Accretionist posted:

Anyone got that joke documentary about killer Santas in the Lapland?

Like a guy screams, "Perkele!," while smashing an empty bottle of booze so a killer Santa leaps in from 20' away and mauls him for being naughty

Those were good videos. The key word is "Rare Exports"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMqMN9Bo0IE&list=PLAACA343558101E00

# ? Oct 4, 2015 22:23

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Friendly Tumour posted:

well you would know a lot about that, wouldn't you

i merely try to live up to your standard of shitposting :tipshat:

# ? Oct 4, 2015 22:24

Say Nothing: Mar 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Apparently Finland is quite advanced in cloning technology.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 22:53

wide stance: Jan 28, 2011; If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

...and they look nothing alike.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 22:57

Soft Shell Crab: Apr 12, 2006

Advanced hair style and cloth cloning?

# ? Oct 4, 2015 23:08

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

steinrokkan posted:

Those were good videos. The key word is "Rare Exports"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMqMN9Bo0IE&list=PLAACA343558101E00

Yeeesssss, that's the one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMqMN9Bo0IE&t=285s

# ? Oct 4, 2015 23:08

Johnny Aztec: Jan 29, 2005; by Hand Knit

wide stance posted:

...and they look nothing alike.

Eh, I could see how they would blend together if you were used to seeing more...exaggerated features.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 23:17

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

rear end cobra posted:

Hitlers gob worshipping untermensch allies

germans are orcs, Finns are their loyal swamp goblin allies

# ? Oct 4, 2015 23:18

Fushigi Yuugi fansub: Jan 20, 2007; BUTT STUFF

who are the humans and elves

# ? Oct 4, 2015 23:18

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Johnny Aztec posted:

Eh, I could see how they would blend together if you were used to seeing more...exaggerated features.

The only thing they have alike is that they are skinny (and thus have no tits), their facial structure is extremely unsimilar.

# ? Oct 4, 2015 23:51

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

# ? Oct 4, 2015 23:53

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

etalian posted:

Bogbands are very popular in suomi

# ? Oct 5, 2015 00:24

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; by Pragmatica; Nap Ghost

finland is the ballsack of Scandinavian

# ? Oct 5, 2015 00:25

Spunky Junior Reporter!: Jul 27, 2011; Fun Shoe

fins are just swampswedes anyway

# ? Oct 5, 2015 00:31

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Jag �r bog

# ? Oct 5, 2015 00:32

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

what happened posted:

fins are just swampswedes anyway

the term you are looking for is china swedes

quote:

In the 1930s, 40 percent of the total membership of the American communist party nationwide came from one small immigrant group - the Finns... Finns often faced hostility from others. Their radical politics were part of the reason, but there were others, too. The Finns were known as "clannish." They had a strange, difficult language; their beloved sauna, was seen as an outlandish, barbaric custom. Finns had a reputation not just as troublemakers, but as hard drinkers and knife fighters. An American newspaper writer once questioned whether Finns possessed souls. The word "Finlander" became a derisive term...

..."One time I said to my father, 'Well, us Finlanders...' and my Dad said "You can't say that. That's a racist remark, that's a putdown of the worst variety.'"

There were other insults... because [our neighbours] knew our parents, grandparents were from Finland, they'd go and put their fingers by their eyes and make slanty eyes and say "Hey, China Swede, hey China Swedes."

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:01

lollontee: Nov 3, 2014; Can't post for 8 years!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW9VBLH-0_s

# ? Oct 5, 2015 06:24

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010

etalian posted:

Second from right looks like he'd be fun to drink with.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 06:53

ZombieJesus: Feb 26, 2005; He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

hard counter posted:

the term you are looking for is china swedes

In the 1930s, 40 percent of the total membership of the American communist party nationwide came from one small immigrant group - the Finns... Finns often faced hostility from others. Their radical politics were part of the reason, but there were others, too. The Finns were known as "clannish." They had a strange, difficult language; their beloved sauna, was seen as an outlandish, barbaric custom. Finns had a reputation not just as troublemakers, but as hard drinkers and knife fighters. An American newspaper writer once questioned whether Finns possessed souls. The word "Finlander" became a derisive term...

..."One time I said to my father, 'Well, us Finlanders...' and my Dad said "You can't say that. That's a racist remark, that's a putdown of the worst variety.'"

There were other insults... because [our neighbours] knew our parents, grandparents were from Finland, they'd go and put their fingers by their eyes and make slanty eyes and say "Hey, China Swede, hey China Swedes."

Lol

# ? Oct 5, 2015 08:36

Fushigi Yuugi fansub: Jan 20, 2007; BUTT STUFF

hard counter posted:

the term you are looking for is china swedes

Racial prejudice against Finns sprang from a belief that they were related to Mongolians. Some 19th century scientists cited the Finns' exotic language, which is completely unrelated to other European languages, as evidence that Finns were racially unrelated to Europeans as well. It was said that they descended from a tribe that migrated from Mongolia. At a time when federal law barred all immigration from Asia, a federal immigration committee investigated the Finns' racial background, examining them for such physical characteristics as small eyes, high cheekbones, round heads, or stocky stature. Historian Marianne Wargelin:
After the 1907 strike, they tried to make the Finns be seen as Asians. There was an Asian exclusion act, and if the Finns could be seen as Asians, they could get them kicked out of the country.
In 1908, Federal authorities tried to use the act to deny citizenship to 16 Finnish men. A Duluth judge ruled in favor of the Finns; in keeping with the racist tenor of the times, he wrote that Finns had white skins and thus could not be denied citizenship. But the case's echoes lingered for years.
Will Sandstrom's family moved from northern Minnesota to Duluth during World War II, when he was about 9 years old.
We lived in what was then called Finntown. There were other parts of town where Norwegians and Swedes lived. I remember my name was Sandstrom and this other fellow's name was Carlson, and we were white, blond as blond could be, and the Swedes, because they knew our parents, grandparents were from Finland, they'd go and put their fingers by their eyes and make slanty eyes and say "Hey, China Swede, hey China Swedes."

# ? Oct 5, 2015 10:15