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sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

this is ridiculous.

maybe we should make a thread to keep an eye on them as they keep an eye on us.

Watching the watchmen.

and then they can make a new redditty thing to watch that thread!

:psyduck:

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them


Grimey Drawer

OhDearGodNo posted:

matilda is the best gimmick account over there

Is that a gimmick account? I thought it was just one of the normal idiots being serious.

Quite a while ago I spent a few years as complaints manager for a major manufacturer and had to have a pretty good understanding of consumer law in the UK, being that I dealt with it several times a day. All the EU directives are a lot easier to understand nowadays and make things a lot easier.

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...




Grimey Drawer

I totally got Pete's cat back.



OK, so the experiment to replicate Hank Pym's tech didn't go exactly to plan, but hey, it's back!
It did bite me.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.



Skoll posted:

Seriously. People asking for in-game sexual torture and rape... That is a serious red flag indicator for the mental state of your backer-base.

Yet their money is green too so CIG doesn't give a poo poo about indulging these fucktards. I suppose if they can get their rocks off in Space Second Life, they won't actually assault someone IRL. Assuming any of them have the courage of stepping out of the basement to do so.

This is basically what my fiancee called Star Citizen when I explained it to her, she just didn't get why they don't go and play Second Life because freaky sexually frustrated poo poo like that is the norm there.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


Incombibulator posted:

I totally got Pete's cat back.



OK, so the experiment to replicate Hank Pym's tech didn't go exactly to plan, but hey, it's back!
It did bite me.

Dude you lesnicked my cat :(

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

peter gabriel posted:

Dude you lesnicked my cat :(

it looks pissed.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

wait stoned.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

needs a bath too.

Plankalkuel
Mar 29, 2008


peter gabriel posted:

Dude you lesnicked my cat :(

You should be happy that he didn't Sandi it. Naked cats are disgusting.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless



quote:

TheRoadbeer 6 points 2 days ago
Saltyness for a bunch of merry jokesters.
I R Disappoint.
Dr Coke Machine's asshurtedness must be contagious.
One day later, retraction.txt :tipshat:



quote:

CptUnderpants- 4 points 2 days ago*
I think the quality of shitposting in the SC thread (on SA) has reached peak-turd.
edit: clarification I'm referring to Something Awful's SA thread.
Son, you ain't even seen real shitposting yet, just you wait till CIG releases "a" game that we can really sink our teeth into.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.



Undies, man, you're a smarter guy than this. See the loving light dude. Get a refund.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008




Fun Shoe

MeLKoR posted:

One day later, retraction.txt :tipshat:

Son, you ain't even seen real shitposting yet, just you wait till CIG releases "a" game that we can really sink our teeth into.

i totally hope something gets released so goons can ruin it for them and they cry

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...




Grimey Drawer

SneakyFrog posted:

needs a bath too.

The cat or Pete?

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

i have a strong feeling that if this game released

we would all revenge-play the poo poo out of it.

woe betide.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!



SneakyFrog posted:

this is ridiculous.

maybe we should make a thread to keep an eye on them as they keep an eye on us.

Watching the watchmen.

and then they can make a new redditty thing to watch that thread!

:psyduck:

We had a thread watching reddit once, it was terrible. So many pedophiles.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Incombibulator posted:

The cat or Pete?

youd have to ask peter on that one.

unless he's got creme colored fur.. well the fat cat not the dancy one.

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...




Grimey Drawer

SneakyFrog posted:

youd have to ask peter on that one.

unless he's got creme colored fur.. well the fat cat not the dancy one.

Pete, do you have cream coloured fur?
Are you stinky?

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life

Fallen Rib

thatguy posted:

Space Court?

No. Please repost your SC signature .gifs. This thread needs more docking .gifs.

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

MeLKoR posted:

One day later, retraction.txt :tipshat:

Son, you ain't even seen real shitposting yet, just you wait till CIG releases "a" game that we can really sink our teeth into.

Whoah, I don't have that much time.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot


SneakyFrog posted:

i have a strong feeling that if this game released

we would all revenge-play the poo poo out of it.

woe betide.

i prefer hearing about them spite purchasing 1000 dollar jpegs

Nemo2342
Nov 25, 2007

Have A Day





Nap Ghost

Agrajag posted:

i prefer hearing about them spite purchasing 1000 dollar jpegs

Deep in their hearts, they know that's what Chris would want them to do.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


I fuckin stink y'all

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




peter gabriel posted:

A sinewy thin Lesnick slid effortlessly into his snug space suit, as he caught a glimpse of his athletic frame in his mirror he flexed his lithe but strong arms, grinned a chisel jawed grin and winked at himself 'Looking good Commander' he whispered as he...

Ham Admiral Lesnick once again began the process of heaving his corpulent bulk up the freight ramp of his pixel ship, unable to board his craft via the personnel hatch due to circumference issues. "Come on Lesnick, you got this, all the way to the top this time" he thought, knowing that he'd never before been able to make it with any less than three breaks in order to catch his breath and consume a beef roast.

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances


Eonwe posted:

did you guys know there is star citizen fanfiction holy gently caress lol

I know that there is an entire subforum dedicated to it!

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/categories/star-citizen-role-play

That's not the real gold, though. The good poo poo is in the Star Citizen fan art subforum: https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/categories/fan-art

https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...ithin-the-teams. The pictures in this thread look like something out of a serial killer's basement. I don't even know what some of these are supposed to be.



sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Enchanted Hat posted:

I know that there is an entire subforum dedicated to it!

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/categories/star-citizen-role-play

That's not the real gold, though. The good poo poo is in the Star Citizen fan art subforum: https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/categories/fan-art

https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...ithin-the-teams. The pictures in this thread look like something out of a serial killer's basement. I don't even know what some of these are supposed to be.





ohlordy

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

my loving lord

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




Enchanted Hat posted:



https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...ithin-the-teams. The pictures in this thread look like something out of a serial killer's basement. I don't even know what some of these are supposed to be.



Jesus wept.

Gerbil_Pen
Apr 6, 2014



Lipstick Apathy

you should see the LARPing subforum.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


SneakyFrog posted:

i have a strong feeling that if this game released

we would all revenge-play the poo poo out of it.

woe betide.

I haven't played more than a couple of hours per month in years and even I might pay :20bux::20bux::20bux: just to gently caress with these people. SC is guaranteed to be a flood of tears when it goes belly up but I think the real mother lode is if they manage to release some terribly buggy exploitable piece of poo poo in the meanwhile.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them


Grimey Drawer

I like the Thunderbirds one, at least the animations fit.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien



I remember when my photoshop skills were abysmal. Thank god, I never posted them online.

edit: They were never this bad though.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos



These are all amazing if you look at them from the point of view that they were created by someone like us lot to mock the game, they still work really well

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love


Grimey Drawer

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013



"Because he's got your money in the back. See you in the 'Verse Cayman Islands!"

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos






wtf is this all about?

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