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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


HardDiskD posted:

i really doubt that south dakota uses the "methodology" word that often

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 14, 2013



Methodologist church.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009






whooosh

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out



He wasn't the one who missed the joke

Grumpwagon
May 5, 2007
I am a giant assfuck who needs to harden the fuck up.



Gum posted:

He wasn't the one who missed the joke

Who wooshes the wooshers

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009





Gum posted:

He wasn't the one who missed the joke

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out



It's ok, everybody misses jokes sometimes. The important thing is to stop digging

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009





Yeah, I think I should have made fun of Florida in that post, along with the original SD dig.

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009


It's never the wrong decision.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax


goose willis
Jun 13, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

STEP MON AMATURR PORM COMPLIATION

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008



Fun Shoe

Incidentally, the alt-text on the XKCD comic posted earlier is "The real most searched term in every state is 'porn', except in Florida where it's 'sex porn'"

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?


Soiled Meat

That is one sexy carton.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving
And something has got to give


Do people really go to PornHub and search for "porn?" It's like going to a restaurant and ordering "food"

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.



Antivehicular posted:

Do people really go to PornHub and search for "porn?"

No, they go to PornHub and search for "porm"

Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 06:50 on Jun 3, 2017

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010




Nap Ghost

Antivehicular posted:

Do people really go to PornHub and search for "porn?" It's like going to a restaurant and ordering "food"

They're on PornHub searching for something and one of the words in their search is "porm"

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving
And something has got to give


Somfin posted:

They're on PornHub searching for something and one of the words in their search is "porm"

To be fair, in a world where people apparently post G-rated Minecraft LPs on PornHub, maybe you do have to specify what you want.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

Antivehicular posted:

To be fair, in a world where people apparently post G-rated Minecraft LPs on PornHub, maybe you do have to specify what you want.

Why? No seriously why?

Are the people doing this just sad porn addicted weirdos trying to impress the community of internet porn heads with their minecraft skills?

Are there people who get off on wanking to minecraft videos, and assume everyone else does so they put said videos on a porn site?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 14, 2013



BrigadierSensible posted:

Why? No seriously why?

Are the people doing this just sad porn addicted weirdos trying to impress the community of internet porn heads with their minecraft skills?

Are there people who get off on wanking to minecraft videos, and assume everyone else does so they put said videos on a porn site?
It's a meme.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012



It's because pornhub has a fairer takedown policy that doesn't hate content creators as much. And it's a surprisingly good and stable video hosting website.

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV
Nov 13, 2005



Carbon dioxide posted:

It's because pornhub has a fairer takedown policy that doesn't hate content creators as much. And it's a surprisingly good and stable video hosting website.

Would it make sense for them to start an all-purpose video site to rival YouTube?

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007


Titus Sardonicus posted:

Would it make sense for them to start an all-purpose video site to rival YouTube?

I suspect they'd rather not do that because it would open them up to the sort of issues that YouTube has of having to police content and enforce copyright and stuff.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I do not wanna do. All the things that I do not wanna be. Places I do not wanna go.


Everyone knows Youtube so they are the first target for any copyright enforcement and this is reflected in their policies (which may be dumb but they are not intentionally dumb, they are there because they really don't wanna be sued). If Pornhub became the new Youtube they would have the same problems.

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV
Nov 13, 2005



Good point, I was just curious.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006




Fun Shoe

BrigadierSensible posted:

Are there people who get off on wanking to minecraft videos.

Tangential, but go to pornhub and search for minecraft.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





Nuevo posted:

Tangential, but go to pornhub and search for minecraft.

Sssssssssssss

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.



Nuevo posted:

Tangential, but go to pornhub and search for minecraft.

I made that face IRL. I didn't know what to expect, but I definitely didn't expect there to be that much of it.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?


Everyday we stray further from god's light.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


Fathis Munk posted:

Everyday we stray further from god's light.

Lmao if you haven't figured out gods the sickest pervert of all by this point

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

Nuevo posted:

Tangential, but go to pornhub and search for minecraft.

"Minecraft Sex Animation. (Feedback and criticism is appreciated)"

"X-Trem
5 months ago No that's called cum inflation. Basically there's so much cum it makes her belly inflate."



Crustashio has a new favorite as of 01:18 on Jun 4, 2017

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


Crustashio posted:

"Minecraft Sex Animation. (Feedback and criticism is appreciated)"

"X-Trem
5 months ago No that's called cum inflation. Basically there's so much cum it makes her belly inflate."



I challenge you to find fault in X-Trem's logic

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I do not wanna do. All the things that I do not wanna be. Places I do not wanna go.


Dreddout posted:

Lmao if you haven't figured out gods the sickest pervert of all by this point

God cannot be omnipotent and benevolent, as is proved by the world as it is. This is what convinced me, ways back, that he does not exist, at least not in any form taught by the major monotheistic religions.

Maybe there is a god of Minecraft cummies though. Seems far more believable.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom Vroom, BEEP BEEP!

Nap Ghost

doverhog posted:

God cannot be omnipotent and benevolent, as is proved by the world as it is. This is what convinced me, ways back, that he does not exist, at least not in any form taught by the major monotheistic religions.

Maybe there is a god of Minecraft cummies though. Seems far more believable.

Not to derail, but the third pillar of the argument of theodicy is that god is also omniscient. With the first two you could have an all-powerful God that wanted the best for creation but just didn't know everything.

Like that minecraft cummies would be a thing, and now god just wants to destroy everything.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


doverhog posted:

God cannot be omnipotent and benevolent, as is proved by the world as it is. This is what convinced me, ways back, that he does not exist, at least not in any form taught by the major monotheistic religions.

Maybe there is a god of Minecraft cummies though. Seems far more believable.

Das deep bro

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS


DarkHorse posted:

Like that minecraft cummies would be a thing, and now god just wants to destroy everything.

Frankly, if one of the emergent behaviors of your system is minecraft cummies, you're better off scrapping the whole project and starting over. I don't care how omniscient you are, there's no amount of debugging that's going to salvage your creation at that point.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

I think God exists but is really into atrocity tourism.

SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I think God exists but is really into atrocity tourism.
We're really just the natural progression of Dwarf Fortress.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

Burn the 'dawgs
Kill the Yellowjackets
Purge the Tiger
It is better to die for Bama than to live for yourself


Fun Shoe

Know that theory about how our reality is just a simulation being run by a more advanced society for their own reasons?


Dwarf Fortress.

Rumda
Nov 3, 2009



Warbird posted:

Know that theory about how our reality is just a simulation being run by a more advanced society for their own reasons?


Dwarf Fortress.

We are obviously some hyper-goons succession fort which is why every is awful and keeps getting worse.

(And also why this dead gay forum never fully dies they want to keep there as above so below going)

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008



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