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pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003



Wedge Regret

Seems like someone should make an hourglass of sandwich ideology. Hyperplanes of sandwich semantics: a thesis

Now they have to elect me to the national academy of sciences

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pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003



Wedge Regret

(sorry thought this was chat thread)

pangstrom has a new favorite as of 11:00 on May 2, 2017

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003



Wedge Regret

(sorry thought this was chat thread)

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS


Don't Let The Pigeon Post On The Internet is a cautionary tale. Bit bleak for a kid's book though.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?



What's pure becoming supposed to be?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 14, 2013



Fathis Munk posted:

What's pure becoming supposed to be?
Political Buddhism?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


cinci zoo sniper posted:

Political Buddhism?

Ah, self-immolation, the highest form of political action.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009






an alignment chart without landerig? this is madness

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


cinci zoo sniper posted:

Political Buddhism?

True enlightenment is in the middle

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010



Lipstick Apathy

The Trash Can of Ideology

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

Dreams, Amelia - dreams and false alarms

Megamarm

Radical Sandwich Anarchy is the name of my new punk rock band.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


Mac 'n Cheese is a sandwich.

Fight me.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 14, 2013



Outrail posted:

Mac 'n Cheese is a sandwich.

Fight me.
Why fight the mathematical truth?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Really, the only person that can define a sandwich is its creator. If you set out to make a sandwich, the result is a sandwich. If you put cheese and meat in a tortilla and call it a taco, it's a taco. If I take the same ingredients and call it a fold-over sandwich, that's what it is.

Sandwichhood begins at conception.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Outrail posted:

Mac 'n Cheese is a sandwich.

Fight me.

Really its a collection of dozens to hundreds of smaller sandwiches.

Tortellini is a sandwich. Ravioli is not, because of its extremely high pasta-to-pasta-contact surface area.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 14, 2013



Strom Cuzewon posted:

Really its a collection of dozens to hundreds of smaller sandwiches.

Tortellini is a sandwich. Ravioli is not, because of its extremely high pasta-to-pasta-contact surface area.

Next you'll tell me a toast isn't a sandwich because of bread-to-bread contact area.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Ravioli is small boiled calzones, ie. pizzas, ie. sandwiches.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


I bet this is how Darwin felt when he was writing Evolution of the Species.

yikes!
Jul 5, 2006




Soiled Meat

Il Duce di Lasagna is the true inventor of the sandwich

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Outrail posted:

I bet this is how Darwin felt when he was writing Evolution of the Species.

He was inspired when a passing finch dropped a panini on his head.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


Imagine how things would have turned out if it had been a sandwich instead.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Outrail posted:

I bet this is how Darwin felt when he was writing Evolution of the Species.

It was how Socrates’ students felt.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.



An Oreo is a sandwich.

A layer cake is a sandwich.

A hot pocket is a sandwich.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008



Fun Shoe

A person wearing clothes is a sandwich

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

fig 1.: A soup sandwich

Theris
Oct 9, 2007



The contents are too thick to be a soup. That's clearly a stew sandwich.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


Theris posted:

The contents are too thick to be a soup. That's clearly a stew sandwich.

A stewich, if you will.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.



A book is a sandwich

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.


A loaf of bread is a sandwich

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.



FrozenVent posted:

fig 1.: A soup sandwich



fig 1.a: bread titty

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Living things are made out of certain types of cells sandwiched between other types of cells therefore all things that are food to people are sandwiches.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.



When you think about it, bread is really a delicious soft inside sandwiched between an outer shell that often tastes worse but is necessary for its structural integrity, therefore bread is a sandwich.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008



Fun Shoe

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Living things are made out of certain types of cells sandwiched between other types of cells therefore all things that are food to people are sandwiches.

Your thinking is too constrained by the "food" box. Think of all the things that could be sandwiches that we just can't eat.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



A colon is a poo poo sandwich.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless



someone hand socrates a goddamned snickers (aka a nut and nouget sandwich) already

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012




So, the proud (?) tradition of most philosophy students being insufferable assholes already started with the ancient Greeks. I suppose that's good to know.

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007




Carbon dioxide posted:

So, the proud (?) tradition of most philosophy students being insufferable assholes already started with the ancient Greeks. I suppose that's good to know.

We no longer execute them for being insufferable. So that could be a positive or negative depending on how you view it.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?


vyelkin posted:

When you think about it, bread is really a delicious soft inside sandwiched between an outer shell that often tastes worse but is necessary for its structural integrity, therefore bread is a sandwich.

What kind of lovely rear end bread do you eat where the crust is the worst part.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 14, 2013



Fathis Munk posted:

What kind of lovely rear end bread do you eat where the crust is the worst part.
He's just one of the manbabies who eats everything except crust, I've seen that before.

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Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

vyelkin posted:

A book is a sandwich

A word burger.

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