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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

The only thing my crazy cat house is missing is an orange cat. I absolutely can't and won't get anymore but speaking as crazy cat lady I really want an orange kitten

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FearCotton
Sep 18, 2012

HAPPY F!UN MAGIC ENGLISH TIEM~~~


Thin Privilege posted:


It is a good catte.

Why thank you



...you still are not permitted access to the computer.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Grimey Drawer

Oscar has been reporting to "Cat Therapy" duty 3-4 times a day.

Cat Therapy is him leaping up to the top of the couch and waiting until I lie flat on my back on said couch. Then Oscar walks onto my chest for about 30 seconds of standing head-scritches, then the 360 walk around my torso, then 5-20 minutes head/neck scritches while propped up by my right forearm as we both watch whatever's on the TV.

Oscar also loves when I consume wintergreen Altoids, because he will get all up in my face to smell my breath.

Oscar is only four years old, so I hope I have another decade or so spoil this big orange jerk. He's just the best.

Sun Dog
Dec 25, 2002

Old School Gamer.




Good lord, cat tongues are frightening! Are they actually piercing your skin and drawing minute amounts of vital substances from you each time they lick you? Is this why we go insane when we have cats?

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

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Sun Dog posted:

Good lord, cat tongues are frightening! Are they actually piercing your skin and drawing minute amounts of vital substances from you each time they lick you? Is this why we go insane when we have cats?

Its like a little brush for their fur.

Sun Dog
Dec 25, 2002

Old School Gamer.



Base Emitter posted:

Its like a little brush for their fur.

THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Grimey Drawer

Sun Dog posted:

Good lord, cat tongues are frightening! Are they actually piercing your skin and drawing minute amounts of vital substances from you each time they lick you? Is this why we go insane when we have cats?

It would explain why Oscar licks my lower legs when I sit at my computer desk.

Geolicious
Oct 21, 2003

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.


Lipstick Apathy

So my good orange buddy neighbor cat moved today. And I am kinda torn up about it. But I got to hug him goodbye and give him some treats. Gonna miss you, Pico Cat. You were a good pal. I hope you make good pals at your next home.




Here's some bonus pics of my orange crew. I'm a Tennessee alumna, so we're getting geared up about more orange in the house.

Charlotte's on the left. The were both fast asleep.


This is the sad Henry face I get when I go to work too many days in a row.


But he's also there to help me out when I'm sad.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME


quote:

Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle. I told her, I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid. and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that hes going to be so stupid!
http://galesofnovember.tumblr.com/p...ere-was-a-woman

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat



Toilet Rascal

Geki continues to grow and to get into trouble.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.


Grimey Drawer

my cat is norris posted:

Geki continues to grow and to get into trouble.



That is the face of a master con man.

asshole casserole
Mar 6, 2006



I hope flame points count, since I only have one "real" orange cat.

Weasley:


Beans:


Pickles:


Sushi:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

FearCotton posted:

Why thank you



...you still are not permitted access to the computer.

This is still a good catte, and a good picture.

farfegnougat
Oct 31, 2004



rear end in a top hat casserole posted:

I hope flame points count, since I only have one "real" orange cat.
Sushi:


I think the rest of your oranges are acceptable entries into the 'creamsicle' category, but I'm afraid I can't see much orange in this one. You might have to provide more pics so we can verify that Sushi is, in fact, orange enough to qualify for this thread.

asshole casserole
Mar 6, 2006



farfegnougat posted:

I think the rest of your oranges are acceptable entries into the 'creamsicle' category, but I'm afraid I can't see much orange in this one. You might have to provide more pics so we can verify that Sushi is, in fact, orange enough to qualify for this thread.

He comes home Tuesday and I assure you, there will be many pics. His orange is faint, but it's coming along fast.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.



my cat is norris posted:

Geki continues to grow and to get into trouble.



No cross stitching project is complete without some a bunch of cat hair in it.

Sun Dog
Dec 25, 2002

Old School Gamer.




Oh wow. Pickles could be Firebrat's brother.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Grimey Drawer

Sun Dog posted:

Oh wow. Pickles could be Firebrat's brother.



Why does your cat look so sinister?? He looks like he would eat your eyeballs if he ever saw the bottom of a food dish.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



I think that's mid-sneeze, going on the basis of my very sneezy black cat Meyer. I sadly do not have a photo of this phenomenon to post in the appropriate thread.

Sun Dog
Dec 25, 2002

Old School Gamer.



skaboomizzy posted:

Why does your cat look so sinister?? He looks like he would eat your eyeballs if he ever saw the bottom of a food dish.

That's his awkward 'I want something that does not include your infernal endless picture-taking, woman' yawn. Food didn't motivate him, but the promise of a car ride did!

Drake_263
Mar 31, 2010


Base Emitter posted:

Its like a little brush for their fur.


Sun Dog posted:

THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.

It's also what they use for things like pulling off fur/feathers from whatever they hunt, and literally rasping meat off the bones of their kill. Cattes are surprisingly .

asshole casserole
Mar 6, 2006



farfegnougat posted:

I think the rest of your oranges are acceptable entries into the 'creamsicle' category, but I'm afraid I can't see much orange in this one. You might have to provide more pics so we can verify that Sushi is, in fact, orange enough to qualify for this thread.

I submit for your approval this picture which shows very obvious orange on his fat little tail

Sun Dog
Dec 25, 2002

Old School Gamer.



rear end in a top hat casserole posted:

I submit for your approval this picture which shows very obvious orange on his fat little tail



Gonna have to side with the cat being orange, as he has at least as much rust in his floofs as my guy did as a little flooflet:

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farfegnougat
Oct 31, 2004



rear end in a top hat casserole posted:

I submit for your approval this picture which shows very obvious orange on his fat little tail



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. And he looks so soft, too.

All right, Sushi. We'll let you in the club.

Kanzen
Jan 4, 2003
Sharpie Pen

It's a Seamus, he's orange.



Sometimes he gets bothered by a grey cat, especially when he's in a suitcase

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015



I hope orange and grey cats are really the best of friends :-)

pastor of muppets
Aug 21, 2007

No one loves me
and neither do I




pastor of muppets posted:

My family has a rule guideline of only getting orange cats.

Beemo:




Beemo loves foster kittens






...but when foster kittens aren't available, he loves Shoes, too.









An update on Beemo:

My sister and her husband recently bought a new house and while she hasn't gotten back in the swing of fostering yet, she did adopt a little black shitten named Nori.





There was about a week of uncertainty on Nori's part, but now she's decided she loves her big brother.





lol @ Shoes in the background not giving a poo poo

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Grimey Drawer

Beemo seems like the saint of cats, and I love him for it.

pastor of muppets
Aug 21, 2007

No one loves me
and neither do I




He really is. When they brought Nori home, he immediately went up to her and tried to groom her face, but she hissed at him. He spent that first week following her around from a distance and sometimes trying to get her to chase him until she finally decided he was cool. That picture of the two of them under the covers was one of the first times she wasn't afraid of him.

I think the shelter my sister worked for liked giving her fosters because she had both Beemo and her gentle and sweet 70-pound Chow mix, so all of her fosters would leave her being very well socialized.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009



pastor of muppets posted:

He really is. When they brought Nori home, he immediately went up to her and tried to groom her face, but she hissed at him. He spent that first week following her around from a distance and sometimes trying to get her to chase him until she finally decided he was cool. That picture of the two of them under the covers was one of the first times she wasn't afraid of him.

I think the shelter my sister worked for liked giving her fosters because she had both Beemo and her gentle and sweet 70-pound Chow mix, so all of her fosters would leave her being very well socialized.

Some cats just like kittens in my experience. Sounds like your sister got lucky.

pastor of muppets
Aug 21, 2007

No one loves me
and neither do I




He seems to like the older kitten/adult fosters she's had, too (although I don't think they tolerate his brand of overbearing friendliness as well as the young guys do, haha.) Her thirteen-year-old cat, Shoes, puts up with Beemo's clinginess, but he's more of a people cat so he's pretty "meh" about other animals in general.


rear end in a top hat casserole posted:

I submit for your approval this picture which shows very obvious orange on his fat little tail



Meant to say this earlier, but I really think we're gonna need to see more photographic evidence of his orange-ness. Lots more evidence.

God, I love flame points.

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016


E: wrong thread

asshole casserole
Mar 6, 2006



pastor of muppets posted:

He seems to like the older kitten/adult fosters she's had, too (although I don't think they tolerate his brand of overbearing friendliness as well as the young guys do, haha.) Her thirteen-year-old cat, Shoes, puts up with Beemo's clinginess, but he's more of a people cat so he's pretty "meh" about other animals in general.


Meant to say this earlier, but I really think we're gonna need to see more photographic evidence of his orange-ness. Lots more evidence.

God, I love flame points.

pastor of muppets
Aug 21, 2007

No one loves me
and neither do I




Augggghh look at his little orange nose

asshole casserole
Mar 6, 2006



pastor of muppets posted:

Augggghh look at his little orange nose

most of that is food

farfegnougat
Oct 31, 2004




Would still boop that nose.

asshole casserole
Mar 6, 2006



farfegnougat posted:

Would still boop that nose.

And he would lick you. He's awesome like that.

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009


rear end in a top hat casserole posted:

I submit for your approval this picture which shows very obvious orange on his fat little tail



JEEEEEZUS CHRIST, this is the cutest thing on the entire internet

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006


Heeeeeeey

errol _flynn posted:

JEEEEEZUS CHRIST, this is the cutest thing on the entire internet

Nope.


This is

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obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009


Kwyndig posted:

Nope.


This is

I would stand corrected, but I am too overwhelmed by the cute to stand, so I must sit corrected

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