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Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

thatguy posted:

Why won't you hire Skoll or I?

gently caress you.

Didn't you read the latest post in the subform? He's got You need a premium account to see this message and You need a premium account to see this message on his payroll!

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

derek are you going to be watching the gop primary

# ? Oct 28, 2015 23:53

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

Unfunny Poster posted:

# ? Oct 28, 2015 23:54

4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

Yeah gently caress that guy up Derek that'll learn him real good

# ? Oct 28, 2015 23:56

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Blue Raider posted:

what would it do

really hurt his rear end

# ? Oct 28, 2015 23:58

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

Yea you can hack that server easy, just follow:

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# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:01

Required Parachute: Oct 4, 2012

ewe2 posted:

this is dumb and you are dumb. jesus christ.

Just to be clear - I just looked at the dumb host and made a dumb post about it. I did not touch anything, gain access to, nor do I intend to touch anything on, or gain access to, their godforsaken server. Urgh.

PSA for anybody who gets overly excited, don't actually do anything aside from looking, holy poo poo there are ream-your-rear end-in-federal-prison laws about this in the US of A, and they will call for extradition over it.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:02

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Did Dolvak only make that imagehost so he'd get free jpg's?

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:03

Jst0rm: Sep 16, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Unfunny Poster posted:

that flat face in the back was a nice touch.

A+ work right here.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:04

Skoll: Jul 26, 2013; Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love; Grimey Drawer

AP posted:

Did Dolvak only make that imagehost so he'd get free jpg's?

Probably. I kept uploading the Refund gif to it.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:05

B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Skoll posted:

Probably. I kept uploading the Refund gif to it.

This is just hilarious to me.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:06

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

Required Parachute posted:

Just to be clear - I just looked at the dumb host and made a dumb post about it. I did not touch anything, gain access to, nor do I intend to touch anything on, or gain access to, their godforsaken server. Urgh.

PSA for anybody who gets overly excited, don't actually do anything aside from looking, holy poo poo there are ream-your-rear end-in-federal-prison laws about this in the US of A, and they will call for extradition over it.

It's not like if anything "did happen" that star citizens would blame Something Awful. A comedy forum.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:06

2DCAT: Jun 24, 2015; cyberdead.; Gravy Boat 2k

AP posted:

Did Dolvak only make that imagehost so he'd get free jpg's?

First you get the jpegs, then you get the power, then you get the women.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:07

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Starcitizen.txt

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:09

Skoll: Jul 26, 2013; Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love; Grimey Drawer

AP posted:

Starcitizen.txt

Um.. What exactly are they innovating?

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:10

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

They still refuse to believe it was a dumbass redditor attacking this thread. hilarious

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:10

OWLS!: Sep 17, 2009; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Skoll posted:

Um.. What exactly are they innovating?

http://postimage.org/ except lovely, slow, doesn't work half the time, and apparently is insecure as gently caress.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:10

Skoll: Jul 26, 2013; Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love; Grimey Drawer

OWLS! posted:

http://postimage.org/ except lovely, slow, doesn't work half the time, and apparently is insecure as gently caress.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:11

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

AP posted:

Starcitizen.txt

reddit is dumb, we laugh
they self own, we laugh harder

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:11

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Wafflz posted:

They still refuse to believe it was a dumbass redditor attacking this thread. hilarious

It's inconvenient. It would be trivial to check the time we started bitching about it deleting even our cat pictures and the time they noticed it themselves but that doesn't fit the narrative they are going for.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:13

4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

Required Parachute posted:

Just to be clear - I just looked at the dumb host and made a dumb post about it. I did not touch anything, gain access to, nor do I intend to touch anything on, or gain access to, their godforsaken server. Urgh.

PSA for anybody who gets overly excited, don't actually do anything aside from looking, holy poo poo there are ream-your-rear end-in-federal-prison laws about this in the US of A, and they will call for extradition over it.

Do it anyway

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:15

Amun Khonsu: Sep 15, 2012; wtf did he just say?; Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

That's him in the wheelchair.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:15

alarumklok: Jun 30, 2012

They're right, it was a goon. I had all of the images deleted.

Only the most pure of shitposters who follow the thread as each post happens deserve comedy. Those weak of spirit who would step away from the thread shall be greeted by imgur error messages and tears upon their return.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:16

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

joats posted:

It's not like if anything "did happen" that star citizens would blame Something Awful. A comedy forum.

Yeah but Required Parachute's point is that it's so badly cobbled together that it's not a case of if anything did happen it's a case of how soon until it happens - which is a terrible, incomprehensibly large, loving risk when you're with a host that will literally just debit the massive fees people can run up by compromising your cloud site and churning up on-demand resources.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:16

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009; TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

put clinton in prison imo; Lipstick Apathy

Required Parachute posted:

Just to be clear - I just looked at the dumb host and made a dumb post about it. I did not touch anything, gain access to, nor do I intend to touch anything on, or gain access to, their godforsaken server. Urgh.

IDK about the laws in your country, but posting pictures like that in mine would encourage immediate investigation on the premise that it "incites" an illegal act even if you could prove you didn't actually do anything, that's why it's dumb. Too late now, anyway.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:16

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

derek are you going to be watching the gop primary

No. I tend to watch clowns only at a circus or birthday parties.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:16

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

thatguy posted:

Why won't you hire Skoll or I?

gently caress you.

ROTFLMAO!!

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:16

Skoll: Jul 26, 2013; Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love; Grimey Drawer

Amun Khonsu posted:

Eventually he'll

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:17

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Hey guys, check it out

delete *.*

should I? Nah... poo poo's too easy. Besides, you get raped on the way to the airport for your flight to a prison island by SS guys if you get caught. Oh poo poo, you think I might get caught?I was just joking. What if someone else does it? Oh no, I'll be blamed. I'm too young for Prison Island. I dont want to get raped. Oh god

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:17

Skoll: Jul 26, 2013; Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love; Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

ROTFLMAO!!

That's just mean, man. One Florida Man to another, that is just hosed up.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:18

Amun Khonsu: Sep 15, 2012; wtf did he just say?; Grimey Drawer

Maldoror posted:

that subtle look of crazy...

heh, I saw this on twitter.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:18

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

D_Smart posted:

No. I tend to watch clowns only at a circus or birthday parties.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:18

Good Dumplings: Mar 29, 2011; Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

Madcosby posted:

Hey guys, check it out

delete *.*

should I? Nah... poo poo's too easy. Besides, you get raped on the way to the airport for your flight to a prison island by SS guys if you get caught. Oh poo poo, you think I might get caught?I was just joking. What if someone else does it? Oh no, I'll be blamed. I'm too young for Prison Island. I dont want to get raped. Oh god

Yep, that's the joke.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:19

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Skoll posted:

Um.. What exactly are they innovating?

Stupidity it looks like. I hear they've actually got a patent-pending in the works as well. I don't think we're going to petition the USPTO to deny it, are we?

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:19

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

Just to reiterate Don't touch the poop at stargur.com

IP space allocated to VPS providers is scanned constantly looking for terrible setups like this. Unsanitised uploads directly to someones S3 instance? SSH open and ready for business on 22?

EDIT: Beaten massively while looking for chumming images. Nevermind.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:20

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

Reddit, I did not hack your dumb image hosting.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:21

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

TTerrible posted:

EDIT: Beaten massively while looking for chumming images. Nevermind.

I hate it when that happens.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:21

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

Lord_NeckBeard posted:

Please release your info. Id like to see the big D ram your rear end instead of some dumb nerd with flipper hands and puppet legs.

Agreed! Big D please ram Star Citizen White Knight clown Karl_Ramseier in the rear end.

Thanks!

# ? Oct 29, 2015 00:23

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

Madcosby posted:

Hey guys, check it out

delete *.*

should I? Nah... poo poo's too easy. Besides, you get raped on the way to the airport for your flight to a prison island by SS guys if you get caught. Oh poo poo, you think I might get caught?I was just joking. What if someone else does it? Oh no, I'll be blamed. I'm too young for Prison Island. I dont want to get raped. Oh god

what a pussy

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TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

drat Dirty Ape posted:

I hate it when that happens.

Fret not chum.

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