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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014

:shroom:

:gary::taco:

:gary::weed:

:gary::wrong:

That should do it.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:22

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014

What? Is there a limit for emoticons per post?

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:23

sneakyfrog: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Paladinus posted:

What? Is there a limit for emoticons per post?

yes.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:24

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:24

Turmoil: Jun 27, 2000; Forum Veteran; Young Urchin

RunAndGun posted:

Another refund story:

I'm at the give-us-info-then-we'll-transfer-you-to-a-refund-person step. I first put in this ticket Oct 3rd, so... I don't know what their criteria for refunding/not refunding is, but apparently I failed it, since CIG hasn't updated my ticket for... two weeks. So I called my bank for a full chargeback a few days ago. (But today I read in this thread people waiting 33+ days for a refund. Oh well, too late now.) I'm assuming CIG's payment processor has informed them by now. I wonder if that will wake them up.

I think a CHARGEBACK.gif is needed, along with the REFUND one. At this point, for people who are just now trying to get out, I would say to start with a refund, wait TWO WEEKS, then go for the chargeback. Waiting a month or more is bullshit.

It had been about 2 weeks since I last heard from them and was about to add a note to my ticket when the support person emailed me last night to ask me to clarify what I wanted.

quote:

Sorry for the delay. In order to move forward with the request as quickly as possible I just need to gather some information from you. Can you please confirm as much as you can of the following information regarding your refund request:

- Confirm that you accept that partial refunds are not possible - A successful refund request will result in a permanent and full account closure
- The total amount you anticipate
- Your current PayPal e-mail address

Generally, we don't offer refunds outside of the initial 14-day or such longer grace period as required by applicable local regulations. Having said that, I am not dismissing your refund query as we like to consider each request on a case-by-case basis.

I quickly responded that I understood a partial refund was not possible and that my account would be closed. I anticipated $40 back and gave them my PayPal address.

This morning I received an email with this:

quote:

Thank you for your patience thus far. I am happy to confirm that I have actioned the refund for $40.00 via PayPal. This can take 5-10 working days for the funds to appear. Should you have any further questions or concerns let me know.

As this was a complete refund your account has been permanently de-activated. Should you wish to return in the future you can create a new account with the same details.

Hopefully it will hit my PayPal sooner than later.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:24

Amun Khonsu: Sep 15, 2012; wtf did he just say?; Grimey Drawer

HEYYYY PAAAAAAAAAARRRRPY

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:25

Atheist Sunglasses: Jul 26, 2003; All the candy you want. Crotton crandy, crandy apple. I like to go on the best ride first. Name of roller croaster.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:25

small hendren: Jan 27, 2011

This game looks so fake.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:25

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; by Lowtax

works super well

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:26

Spazzle: Jul 5, 2003

Derek paarp

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:26

B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Well clearly this thread has gone nowhere.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:28

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Well clearly this thread has gone nowhere.

I hope it's never going anywhere.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:30

Amun Khonsu: Sep 15, 2012; wtf did he just say?; Grimey Drawer

PAAARPFICTION

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:30

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; "I'm cisgender heterosexual white American male.

Fuck you for telling me what "my part" is."

- B4TBG on why they can't be criticized by minorities for being wrong because; Exciting Lemon

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Well clearly this thread has gone nowhere.

Yeah I'm disappointed. The flight model stuff looks pretty cool.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:30

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; by Lowtax

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Well clearly this thread has gone nowhere.

Archive this, redditor

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:31

B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Yeah I'm disappointed. The flight model stuff looks pretty cool.

It's amazing right. Those Newtonian physics are top notch.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:33

Sankis: Mar 8, 2004; But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?

What the gently caress is "The talk show at the end of the universe" supposed to even mean? I know it's supposed to be a reference but it doesn't even make sense in that context.

They're literally just throwing every space nerd meme against a wall and hoping it sticks aren't they

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:36

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Someone linked this: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/...t-Model-Changes

Huh. Could be cool.

You just got out of this scam. AND they stole your ideas.

Seriously?

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:37

B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Lastgirl posted:

Archive this, redditor

Hope I'm not the predator, I mean redditor in question. Cause pretty sure they didn't like the nice little tear down of the letter that was posted. Either way.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:37

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

Derek do a paaarrrrp.

This is a lawyer.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:39

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:40

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

derek what is your favorite paaaaarp

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:44

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:45

Full Metal Boxers: Feb 20, 2007; COME LITTLE BITCOIN.... COME MY WAY.....IN THE MID NIGHT HOUR... I YELL NO NO NO... WITH A REBEL YELL I YELL MORE MORE MORE.... BIT COIN... I WANT TO FUCK YOU

Eonwe posted:

i almost did the gas emote but I remembered the rule that in games if you use it and the thread doesnt get gassed then you get a day probation

I actually did not know this. Eonwe saving the day itt.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:45

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:46

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Sankis posted:

What the gently caress is "The talk show at the end of the universe" supposed to even mean? I know it's supposed to be a reference but it doesn't even make sense in that context.

They're literally just throwing every space nerd meme against a wall and hoping it sticks aren't they

HEH 42 EPIC BUY OUR poo poo

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:47

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

Eonwe posted:

HEH 42 EPIC BUY OUR poo poo

ITS A SALE SO BUY ALREADY!

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:49

MVP: Nov 1, 2012; by Lowtax

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:52

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

Atheist Sunglasses posted:

now combine it with yarg to make a

# ? Oct 29, 2015 23:56

Sedisp: Jun 20, 2012

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Someone linked this: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/...t-Model-Changes

Huh. Could be cool. Sounds familiar though.

https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...ly-you-can-stop

WW2 turn fighting. Also there are turreted ships and lock ons.

This is going to be fantastically broken.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 00:01

Deki: May 12, 2008

redwalrus posted:

Sandy enjoyed this.
https://youtu.be/p-mifFQpeiw?t=40m34s

I didn't know he had a lovely eye. Must be hard to play a space game with no depth perception.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 00:04

redwalrus: Jul 26, 2013

MVP posted:

# ? Oct 30, 2015 00:05

Dirty Hairy: Oct 18, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Yeah I'm disappointed. The flight model stuff looks pretty cool.

A RSI forum poster named Nebohtes made a series of videos some time back regarding modularity and how mass distribution should shape maneuverability and the IFCS speed cap. It's an interesting series of videos that still seems relevant even with the latest direction CIG seems to be taking with the flight model. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orwhe9nZJuM Skip to 5:14 if you want to see the breakdown. If they don't gently caress it up and end up implementing something like this, I'd be pretty jazzed.

Unrelated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42KCDCuIuc4 Why isn't everyone flying like this?

# ? Oct 30, 2015 00:06

danmckechnie: Oct 12, 2010; obsessive compulsive, relentless, insulting;
offensive like feeding a vegan some dolphin.

gosh, this thread has been a hell of a ride. These people are intense. Oh Dsmart, always thought BC3000 was a great idea and that you were a cool guy for making it free. I attempted to play it on some old rig in my teen years when it was on the cover disc of an Australian game mag but it ran like a slide show so I never did get a good crack at it, still, free = cool guy. Just bought rebel galaxy on recommendation, while it installs I'll drop some flavourbombs on ya'll... that is, if it's still ok to post recipes.

Easy chicken / beef tomato stroganoff
take two onions, dice and fry in butter until they begin to brown. Add 500g of lean beef strips or chicken thigh fillets cut into strips and 250g of fresh sliced button mushrooms, cook till the chicken has no visible raw bits, stirring often . add a 400g can of tomato soup, 400g of tomato paste and a 400g can of mushrooms in butter sauce. stir for maybe 5 minutes and then remove from the heat and let cool slightly. add a small container (300g?) of sour cream and stir till incorporated, then return to the heat and stir until the sauce simmers. serve over steamed or boiled rice, feeds 5

Creamy prawn Bisque
Peel (and devein if you want) 500g of prawns (I think they call them shrimp in the US?) reserving the heads and shells.melt 60g of butter and fry the shells and heads for 5 minutes, crushing them a bit with a wooden spoon or similar. Add two tbsp of plain flour, 2 liters of fish stock and a tsp of paprika. incorporate the ingredient then simmer, covered on low heat for ten minutes. strain the mixture thru a fine sieve into a bowl and return it to the saucepan, discarding the heads and shells. Add the prawns, cook for 5 minutes, allow to cool slightly and then blend or food process in two or three batches. return to the saucepan, add 1 cup of cream and 1/3 of a cup of dry sherry, heat to a simmer, add salt and pepper to taste. be careful not to over salt. serve topped with a swirl of cream and a sprinkle of paprika, with warm crusty bread. This one is good.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 00:07

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Someone linked this: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/...t-Model-Changes

Huh. Could be cool. Sounds familiar though.

https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...ly-you-can-stop

4 years later, something as basic as the flight model nowhere close to nailed down, citizens cheer.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 00:08