Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.

The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

The JPG selling masters are bad at Photoshop

# ? Oct 30, 2015 08:30

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Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

Unfunny Poster posted:

The JPG selling masters are bad at Photoshop

well duh, they aren't pngs

# ? Oct 30, 2015 08:33

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Kimsemus posted:

I basically log everything.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 08:56

Devian666: Aug 20, 2008; Take some advice Chris.; Fun Shoe

AP posted:

When I saw that sand worm pop out I thought I was going to lose my spice harvester.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:02

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

janssendalt posted:

I dreamt about it yesterday:
The PU will be out by July 2016
And it will be the best

Derek will cry
Beer will cry
AP will cry

You all will cry

The only ones happy will be Eonwe, because Bernie will win, and Kimsemus, because he will be allowed to join Goonrathi, like the prodigal son returning to its home

Maybe it wasn't a dream, maybe what you saw in your vision was a revelation.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:09

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.

The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

I see a black ship and I want it painted red.
No models any more, just paint the picture red
I see the whales sniff j-pegs in their ramen clothes
We have to squeeze their tits until the money flows

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:10

Dark Off: Aug 14, 2015

Palpek posted:

Ok, there are a couple differences. They would take like half a day for somebody fluent in 3ds max.

Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.

The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

seriously they photoshopped 3d work that even i could do in half a day

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:12

Devian666: Aug 20, 2008; Take some advice Chris.; Fun Shoe

Dark Off posted:

seriously they photoshopped 3d work that even i could do in half a day

No they received $93m in crowd funding and can't AFFORD to pay someone to do half a day's work in 3ds max. All they have is photoshop teams in four countries. :gary:

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:19

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Credit to Palpek

Credit to Vastarien

AP fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Oct 30, 2015

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:22

Incombibulator: Dec 9, 2014; I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...; Grimey Drawer

AP posted:

Credit to Palpek

Credit to Vastarien

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:28

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:28

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Here, I made a completely new ship. You can have hat CIG.

e: Also the special limited edition:

skit herre fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Oct 30, 2015

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:29

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

skit herre posted:

Here, I made completely new ship. You can have hat CIG.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:39

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

EminusSleepus posted:

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:39

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.

The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

it was a limited edition jpeg, so they deleted the original 3dsmax files, obviously

surely not because whoever did it originally left and had their computer wiped and non-source-controlled files

surely

not

:gary:

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:46

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

KakerMix posted:

# ? Oct 30, 2015 09:49

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

It's actually pretty funny to think - WHY didn't someone just go into 3ds and change the texture colour instead of photoshopping it? :gary:

I mean... it's probably actually easier to do that. :gary:

PAAAAAAAAAAARP :gary:

# ? Oct 30, 2015 10:00

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

PAAAAAAARP PA PA PA PA PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

# ? Oct 30, 2015 10:03

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

AP posted:

Credit to Vastarien

That's legit wayyy scarier than the original.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 10:11

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; by HopperUK
(and can't post for 3 days!); Lipstick Apathy

Kilmers Elbow posted:

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Oct 30, 2015

# ? Oct 30, 2015 10:31

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; Ask and ye shall receive.

_{_PARP}

# ? Oct 30, 2015 10:35

Beexoffel: Oct 4, 2015; Herald of the Stimpire

Fish Fry Andy posted:

The Jpegs are safe and better than ever.

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/...ividuals-Within

Scrolling across that linked page, I read one image as Valiant Warrior of the PerVerse.

Beexoffel fucked around with this message at 10:49 on Oct 30, 2015

# ? Oct 30, 2015 10:41

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

# ? Oct 30, 2015 10:49

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

That's him in the space cart.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 10:52

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

AP posted:

It's like that scene in Event Horizon.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 10:53

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.

The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

That's nicely observed. It's still pretty realistically photoshopped so it's a bit strange that the same person hosed up with artifacts and those other leftovers. It makes me think it's a work of an intern who's amazing with 3D and Photoshop but still fucks up some of the things in the final delivery due to lack of experience with professional work. The horrific text work when compared to the rendering in those jpegs is another sign of that. Somebody actually working in concept art for an extended period of time normally does graphical work like fonts, presentation etc. on the go as that's part of the job too.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 11:21

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

Mobile cuts the thread title to Christ Roberts & the church of latte. I like to think Derek planned that as a sly dig at the 20k coffee machine.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 11:24

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Ghostlight posted:

That's him in the space cart.

that's him in the spotlight, losing his religion

# ? Oct 30, 2015 11:25

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

OP Derek Smart please make a kickstarter

I want this to go into overdrive

# ? Oct 30, 2015 11:25

KiddieGrinder: Nov 15, 2005; HELP ME

Alan Smithee posted:

that's him in the spotlight, losing his ~~religion~~wheelchair

Wait are we still doing this? :ohdear:

# ? Oct 30, 2015 11:28

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

KiddieGrinder posted:

Wait are we still doing this?

Good god, I was starting to think I was the only one that this ~~was starting to grate~~ started grating after a couple of hours. Stop flogging a dead wheelchair ffs.

e: oh poo poo, I got your meaning wrong, never mind.

:gary:

wheelchairs lololol :gary:

# ? Oct 30, 2015 11:33

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

MeLKoR posted:

Good god, I was starting to think I was the only one that this ~~was starting to grate~~ started grating after a couple of hours. Stop flogging a dead wheelchair ffs.

e: oh poo poo, I got your meaning wrong, never mind.

wheelchairs lololol

Here in the star citizen thread we specialize in not only beating dead horses but beating them so thoroughly they turn into a :gary:

PAAAAAAAAAAAARP
er pulp.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 12:25

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I'm still making my way through this thread, can someone explain this dank wheelchair maymay

# ? Oct 30, 2015 12:27

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Alan Smithee posted:

I'm still making my way through this thread, can someone explain this dank wheelchair maymay

Derek finds person threatening to swat him on internet

derek is angered

he brings his allegations to the high goon star grog council

he points out the offender "Thats him in the wheelchair"

Peter Gabriel emptyquotes it in italics.

a may may is born.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 12:34

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; Ask and ye shall receive.

As you make your way toward what looks like a painting of a doorway, the door on it opens in front of you and you see a crippled person behind it. But what's that? Could it be? It is... It's a mirror. It's you! It's you in the wheelchair!

# ? Oct 30, 2015 12:56

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Man, D Smart vs Chris Roberts? What year is this GREAT SCOTT

# ? Oct 30, 2015 12:56

Turmoil: Jun 27, 2000; Forum Veteran; Young Urchin

AP posted:

It's a $93 million dollar version of Turbo Dismount.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 12:57

ShiroTheSniper: Mar 19, 2009; I see dead arrows.; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Oct 30, 2015 13:07

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

ShiroTheSniper posted:

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Orions Lord: May 21, 2012

SneakyFrog posted:

Derek finds person threatening to swat him on internet

derek is angered

he brings his allegations to the high goon star grog council

he points out the offender "Thats him in the wheelchair"

Peter Gabriel emptyquotes it in italics.

a may may is born.

Is SC wheelchair friendly I did see a lot of stairs in it.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 13:12

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