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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012



Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.



The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

:gary:

The JPG selling masters are bad at Photoshop

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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011




Unfunny Poster posted:

The JPG selling masters are bad at Photoshop



well duh, they aren't pngs

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them


Grimey Drawer

Kimsemus posted:

I basically log everything.



:gary:

Devian666
Aug 19, 2008

Take some advice Chris.



Fun Shoe


When I saw that sand worm pop out I thought I was going to lose my spice harvester.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them


Grimey Drawer

janssendalt posted:

I dreamt about it yesterday:
The PU will be out by July 2016
And it will be the best

Derek will cry
Beer will cry
AP will cry

You all will cry

The only ones happy will be Eonwe, because Bernie will win, and Kimsemus, because he will be allowed to join Goonrathi, like the prodigal son returning to its home

Maybe it wasn't a dream, maybe what you saw in your vision was a revelation.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.



The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

:gary:

I see a black ship and I want it painted red.
No models any more, just paint the picture red
I see the whales sniff j-pegs in their ramen clothes
We have to squeeze their tits until the money flows

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015






Palpek posted:



Ok, there are a couple differences. They would take like half a day for somebody fluent in 3ds max.


Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.



The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

:gary:

seriously they photoshopped 3d work that even i could do in half a day

Devian666
Aug 19, 2008

Take some advice Chris.



Fun Shoe

Dark Off posted:

seriously they photoshopped 3d work that even i could do in half a day


No they received $93m in crowd funding and can't AFFORD to pay someone to do half a day's work in 3ds max. All they have is photoshop teams in four countries. :gary:

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them


Grimey Drawer



Credit to Palpek



Credit to Vastarien

AP fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Oct 30, 2015

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...




Grimey Drawer

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015



skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.


Lipstick Apathy

Here, I made a completely new ship. You can have hat CIG.



e: Also the special limited edition:

skit herre fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Oct 30, 2015

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.



skit herre posted:

Here, I made completely new ship. You can have hat CIG.



skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.


Lipstick Apathy


Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009



Rocket jumping?
That sounds dangerous...





Dinosaur Gum

Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.



The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

:gary:

it was a limited edition jpeg, so they deleted the original 3dsmax files, obviously

surely not because whoever did it originally left and had their computer wiped and non-source-controlled files

surely

not





















:gary:

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.


Lipstick Apathy


Chalks
Sep 30, 2009




It's actually pretty funny to think - WHY didn't someone just go into 3ds and change the texture colour instead of photoshopping it? :gary:

I mean... it's probably actually easier to do that. :gary:

PAAAAAAAAAAARP :gary:

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot


Buglord

:gary: PAAAAAAARP PA PA PA PA PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."



That's legit wayyy scarier than the original.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Oct 30, 2015

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


PARP

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire



Scrolling across that linked page, I read one image as Valiant Warrior of the PerVerse.

Beexoffel fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Oct 30, 2015

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them


Grimey Drawer


Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me





That's him in the space cart.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."








It's like that scene in Event Horizon.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.



The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

:gary:
That's nicely observed. It's still pretty realistically photoshopped so it's a bit strange that the same person hosed up with artifacts and those other leftovers. It makes me think it's a work of an intern who's amazing with 3D and Photoshop but still fucks up some of the things in the final delivery due to lack of experience with professional work. The horrific text work when compared to the rendering in those jpegs is another sign of that. Somebody actually working in concept art for an extended period of time normally does graphical work like fonts, presentation etc. on the go as that's part of the job too.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008



Mobile cuts the thread title to Christ Roberts & the church of latte. I like to think Derek planned that as a sly dig at the 20k coffee machine.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


Ghostlight posted:

That's him in the space cart.

that's him in the spotlight, losing his religion

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


OP Derek Smart please make a kickstarter

I want this to go into overdrive

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME

Alan Smithee posted:

that's him in the spotlight, losing his religionwheelchair

Wait are we still doing this? :ohdear:

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


KiddieGrinder posted:

Wait are we still doing this? :ohdear:

Good god, I was starting to think I was the only one that this was starting to grate started grating after a couple of hours. Stop flogging a dead wheelchair ffs.


e: oh poo poo, I got your meaning wrong, never mind.

:gary: wheelchairs lololol :gary:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

MeLKoR posted:

Good god, I was starting to think I was the only one that this was starting to grate started grating after a couple of hours. Stop flogging a dead wheelchair ffs.


e: oh poo poo, I got your meaning wrong, never mind.

:gary: wheelchairs lololol :gary:

Here in the star citizen thread we specialize in not only beating dead horses but beating them so thoroughly they turn into a :gary: PAAAAAAAAAAAARP
er pulp.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


I'm still making my way through this thread, can someone explain this dank wheelchair maymay

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Alan Smithee posted:

I'm still making my way through this thread, can someone explain this dank wheelchair maymay

Derek finds person threatening to swat him on internet

derek is angered

he brings his allegations to the high goon star grog council

he points out the offender "Thats him in the wheelchair"

Peter Gabriel emptyquotes it in italics.

a may may is born.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


As you make your way toward what looks like a painting of a doorway, the door on it opens in front of you and you see a crippled person behind it. But what's that? Could it be? It is... It's a mirror. It's you! It's you in the wheelchair!

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


Man, D Smart vs Chris Roberts? What year is this GREAT SCOTT

Turmoil
Jun 27, 2000

Forum Veteran




Young Urchin


It's a $93 million dollar version of Turbo Dismount.

ShiroTheSniper
Mar 19, 2009

I see dead arrows.


Lipstick Apathy

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches


:golfclap:

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Orions Lord
May 21, 2012


SneakyFrog posted:

Derek finds person threatening to swat him on internet

derek is angered

he brings his allegations to the high goon star grog council

he points out the offender "Thats him in the wheelchair"

Peter Gabriel emptyquotes it in italics.

a may may is born.

Is SC wheelchair friendly I did see a lot of stairs in it.

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