Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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Nicholas: Mar 7, 2001; Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

pftc posted:

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whats the point of a turtle neck sweater without sleves

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

pftc posted:

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Woman smiles as she sits in a car

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:21

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

pftc posted:

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oval office

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:22

Tarranon: Oct 10, 2007; Diggity Dog

Nicholas posted:

whats the point of a turtle neck sweater without sleves

mr teal..

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:22

alarumklok: Jun 30, 2012

gotta keep your neck warm when your arms fall off from frostbite, so you have the maneuverability to open doors with your teeth

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:22

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

pftc posted:

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you can actually use the same caption in the photo of this CIG developer below as you can for the Sandi pic

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:22

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

Ben, if you are reading this thread, ignore all these small minded fat-shaming bigots. Live your life the way you see fit, in fact I recommend putting on another 400lbs as a gently caress you to these haters!

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:22

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

pftc posted:

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womanthinksaboutcrowdfunding.jpg

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:23

Nicholas: Mar 7, 2001; Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

Tarranon posted:

mr teal..

I'm sorry I totally lost my cool there.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:23

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

EminusSleepus posted:

this is the proper way to do crowdfunding

someone fire up the space litigators and sue them in space court

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:23

Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

Who will stand by CR the longest when the house of cards is finally falling, Sandi or Ben? Place you are bets!

peter gabriel posted:

Woman smiles as she sits in a car

ooh good one!

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:23

tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

Ben. He's the only one who truly loves Chris, not like those pretenders, and one sweet day Chris will finally realise it you'll all see!

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:25

Bootcha: Nov 13, 2012; Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending; Grimey Drawer

fuzzknot posted:

RED WALDORF CUPCAKES

CREAM CHEESE ICING

Oh, and one more thing. Karl? gently caress right the hell off.

Or in non-SC shitposting terms.

:glomp:

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:25

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Martout posted:

Who will stand by CR the longest when the house of cards is finally falling, Sandi or Ben? Place you are bets!

ooh good one!

Crobizzle and Sandi aren't working on this out of pocket. They are most likely getting paid way more than anyone else at CIG, aside from Ortwin. So in the end those three are guaranteed to walk away fabulously wealthier than with what they started with.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:26

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Bootcha posted:

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Jst0rm: Sep 16, 2012; Grimey Drawer

the whole crynengine thing will becomes worse and worse as the years flip by. 2021? Cryengine 3 wtf is wrong with you? Cig will release a new newspaper delivery spaceship to fund the switch to a new engine.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:26

BigMouthSingers: Oct 15, 2015; I still subscribe because the puzzlebox tells me to.

Star Citizen.... you're playing right now.

pftc posted:

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pwnd

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:26

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

Agrajag posted:

im being super serious posting here now: how does ben poop, pee, and shower? i've asked before and i have yet to get an answer. like seriously his arms dont even have full range of motion.

does his wife use a pressure washer on him and vice versa? like lets think about his poops. the amount of food he takes in must be massive, now think about how much he must poop. how does a normal toilet not get clogged? also how does he even sit on a toilet?

CAN HE EVEN SEE HIS OWN PENIS?

he cant even reach it, let alone see it

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:28

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

pftc posted:

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thanks jpeg sale

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:29

tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

The exploration mini game is actually based on Ben's daily struggle to find his cock.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:29

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

pftc posted:

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stay safe poverty nerds

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:30

Amun Khonsu: Sep 15, 2012; wtf did he just say?; Grimey Drawer

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tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

Actually that was mean. I'm not normally that mean.

He is fat though.

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alarumklok: Jun 30, 2012

Eonwe posted:

stay safe poverty nerds

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:31

doctor iono: May 19, 2005; I LARVA YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhyO26bVVw

what's your favorite game?
uh, star citizen

what's your favorite ship?
oh wow you know there's so many...

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:31

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

EminusSleepus posted:

this is the proper way to do crowdfunding

They're not alone, fortunately. While the Delta Green KS has had some problems with communicating their various pledge tiers, they posted this sobering message at an early stage:

quote:

We get a lot of suggestions that open with "in this other Kickstarter I saw..."; and we're going to stop you right there � in the great scheme of things, our most important mission is to get you quality books. Many other companies chase a growing total to see how high it can go; we are not that company. Many, many (many, many) other Kickstarters end in financial disaster, either through malfeasance, or miscalculation. We've created A LOT of Kickstarters, and we worked hard to make sure we're not hanging ourselves promising something in the tiers that will come back and kill us in the end.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:31

Jegan Ace: May 6, 2014; Every non-lethal catapult launch is a triumph

Any updates on the lawsuits, by the way?

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:32

Warcabbit: Apr 26, 2008; Wedge Regret

D_Smart posted:

Well, I went to our archives and randomly dug up some invoices (1, 2, 3)from the named legal firms in that last action. In fact, my calculations were off. When I
looked at our Quickbooks ledger, the amount for just that action across 4 law firms, a PI firm, a forensics imaging firm etc was $609, 738.86

There you have it.

gently caress, I'm making an entire MMO for less than that.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:33

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

derek do you want to pay off some of my student loan debt or one of my car notes

ill do internet detective work for it

thanks in advance for your consideration of my job application

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no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

All the cool kids are singling out the idiot out and don't want anything to do with him.

edit: CR being the moron.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:36

cl_gibcount 9999: Aug 15, 2002

pftc posted:

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White Knight Rider

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:38

Jegan Ace: May 6, 2014; Every non-lethal catapult launch is a triumph

I might be 100 bux into the Croberts scam, but at least I'm not 610,000 bux into the scam.

Keep fighting the good fight.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:38

Furious Mittens: Oct 14, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

tooterfish posted:

Actually that was mean. I'm not normally that mean.

He is fat though.

He's right up there with Sandi as far as I'm concerned in the "piece of poo poo" factor. Only to be outdone by the Crobber himself.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:42

The Pi dude: Oct 19, 2013; Buglord

Jegan Ace posted:

Any updates on the lawsuits, by the way?

Two weeks.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:44

Furious Mittens: Oct 14, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

Jegan Ace posted:

Any updates on the lawsuits, by the way?

Earth Shattering revelations by Derek Smart - tomorrow!

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:45

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

Jegan Ace posted:

I might be 100 bux into the Croberts scam, but at least I'm not 610,000 bux into the scam.

Keep fighting the good fight.

well $100 is I would say a good amount spent with all these entertainments we see now. for a $100 you get to see how a CEO of a company rant like a bullied nerd with all that "I will sue you(I'm gonna tell mom)" threats

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:45

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

spacetoaster posted:

Give me this image

It was posted a day or two ago, hopefully someone in the past five pages were able to hook you up.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:49

Cheatum the Evil Midget: Sep 11, 2000; I COULDN'T BACK UP ANY OF MY ARGUEMENTS, IGNORE ME PLEASE.

Im mad jelly that Dsmart has achieved my dream of being an independently wealthy middle aged curmudgeon who spends his days pursuing vendettas on the internet.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:51

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Octopode posted:

And that developing an engine from scratch is orders of magnitude more difficult than adapting even a badly-suited engine to your needs, right?

That's not true.

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Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

Agrajag posted:

Crobizzle and Sandi aren't working on this out of pocket. They are most likely getting paid way more than anyone else at CIG, aside from Ortwin. So in the end those three are guaranteed to walk away fabulously wealthier than with what they started with.

yeah I get that but I mean when the money stops rolling in and Sandi still isn't being cast as the babe in the next Bond movie

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