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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Blogs weren't built in a day

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:24

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tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

FrankieGoes posted:

Wait, what disease does Dickwulf have? Some kind of penis disease?

He's a oval office.

Jerome Flynn has reliably informed me that there is no cure.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:24

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

release the blog, derek

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:24

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

The blog has been finished for a month, he has been adding emphasis this WHOLE time

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:25

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

release the blog, Derek

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:25

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

AP posted:

"Let's say I am mildly interested in SC" Karl, seriously get help pretending to be your own kid and lying to complete strangers about a stupid "potential" game, is odd to say the least. This is not normal behaviour.

lol

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:25

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

Google Butt posted:

release the blog, Derek

do it Derek, this is a :woof:

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:26

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001; by vyelkin

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:26

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

AP posted:

"Let's say I am mildly interested in SC" Karl, seriously get help pretending to be your own kid and lying to complete strangers about a stupid "potential" game, is odd to say the least. This is not normal behaviour.

I think it's way more likely that Karl is pretending to be his dad, not the other way around.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:26

ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

goddamnit Derek this is no time for a "hang on". this is time for an "aha!"

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:26

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT DEREK?

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:28

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

derek is a big fat phony, you f5 and there is no blog. smoke and mirrors :v:

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:28

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

AP posted:

"Let's say I am mildly interested in SC" Karl, seriously get help pretending to be your own kid and lying to complete strangers about a stupid "potential" game, is odd to say the least. This is not normal behaviour.

Mild interest:

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:28

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Maybe he changed blogging software half way though it :ohdear:

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:28

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

If Derek doesn't release his blog in the next 30 minutes I demand that his gang tag be removed.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:29

Bootcha: Nov 13, 2012; Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending; Grimey Drawer

quote:

I think I'd like to know more about Karl's knowledge about covering up criminal acts.

Money well spent indeed.

"$97 million dollar stretch goal: We're tired of non-believers. With this milestone in fundraising, we'll hire experts on data purging, assassination, and fraud to ensure we are not at fault for anything."

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:29

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

i wish my true calling in life was defending vaporware on a irrelevant comedy forum

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:30

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

I'm not all up on the drama of this Star Citizen bullshit, but when this was all getting started I said to myself, "Hey, isn't Chris Roberts the dude that failed at everything after Wing Commander?"

Then I didn't buy the hypothetical game. I'm a pretty smart guy is what I'm trying to say, I guess.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:31

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

I'm not all up on the drama of this Star Citizen bullshit, but when this was all getting started I said to myself, "Hey, isn't Chris Roberts the dude that failed at everything after Wing Commander?"

Then I didn't buy the hypothetical game. I'm a pretty smart guy is what I'm trying to say, I guess.

same

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:32

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

i bought ED and rebel galaxy though because they are fun games

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:33

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

chaosbreather posted:

I think it's way more likely that Karl is pretending to be his dad, not the other way around.

Even with reddit I think potty training comes first.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:35

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

"Ben, Chris and Sandi are all LAUGHING AT YOUR SILENCE, Derek!"

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:36

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

who would of thought dr derek smart would fail to deliver, of all people

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:37

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I created a baby pu, it was about 200 courics.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:37

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

peter gabriel posted:

Maybe he changed blogging software half way though it

6 months from now he'll complete the fluid simulation for the blog's drink mixing mini game and introduce the fantastic "Hairy Smart" drink to the world.

Edit: Turns out Derek was the one in the wheelchair this whole time!

RVWinkle fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Nov 3, 2015

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:39

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Maybe wheelchair dude had him swatted

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:42

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Kyuss: Whitewater

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:45

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kttU1UQm1GQ

:cawg:

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:45

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

and we never heard from Derek Smart again.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:46

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kttU1UQm1GQ

This video contains content from Universal Pictures (ZEFR), who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:46

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

RIP Derek

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:46

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

Croberts hired dsmart to run his new studio in Florida. Dr. Smart was finally able to see the Star Citizen financials and his face melted like when the Nazis opened the Ark.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:47

Vire: Nov 4, 2005; Like a Bosh

Haha if this blog isn't up tonight he is never going to live this down.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:48

DarkRefreshment: May 5, 2015; Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

G0RF posted:

"Ben, Chris and Sandi are all LAUGHING AT YOUR SILENCE, Derek!"

That's a lawsuit

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:49

Fried Watermelon: Dec 29, 2008

Derek Smart found dead in apartment

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/derek-smart-killed-by-redditor

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:49

Tank Boy Ken: Aug 24, 2012; J4G for life; Fallen Rib

Hey here is another company going full on :immersion: on combat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkQstOLz83I

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:50

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Derek lied blogs died

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:50

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Vire posted:

Haha if this blog isn't up tonight he is never going to live this down.

legal ate it, he needs to re write it from scratch, give him 2 weeks

also he�s going to need to toxx his next blog post if he wants to hype anything after this

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:50

Incombibulator: Dec 9, 2014; I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...; Grimey Drawer

Matlock Birthmark posted:

Ahh, thank you. I wanted to post my catte from awhile ago, but the thread had moved on.

There's never a wrong time to post cattes.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:51

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Snazzy Frocks: Mar 31, 2003; Scratchmo

Derek Smart for every hour you hold off on releasing your blog someone is out there pledging dollars to SC. Please for the love of god save those dollars from the clutches of Croberts!

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:52

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