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revmoo posted:So guys I've been wondering why all these star citizens seem to be auditors. Can you think of any other organizations that have the concept of auditing? 
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I propose that we renounce our faith in Derek and immediately switch our loyalty to Karl. Alles heil Karl! Alles heil Karl!
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Kakarot posted:gently caress....I gave Derek $500 worth of ships to crash the market too and now hes disappeared without a trace. What did he do with all that other money we gave him to make the lawsuit happen? Last I heard the total was posted in You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link. Keep that to secret concierge forum! Don't open us up to tortoise interference lawsuits!
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Kakarot posted:gently caress....I gave Derek $500 worth of ships to crash the market too and now hes disappeared without a trace. What did he do with all that other money we gave him to make the lawsuit happen? Last I heard the total was posted in You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link. See, I told you guys. I've been saying from the start that D_Smart just doesn't have the capability to make the market crash. I told you guys it was a scam, and that you were going to lose all your ships, and not to put faith in him until he showed you some results. Why couldn't everyone just be reasonable and wait until he crashed the grey market and then give him ships for it.
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Martout posted:He's not even picking up his phone Croberts likely broke both of Derek's legs and he's painfully searching for a wheelchair. When we see him, we will proudly say "That's him in the wheelchair".
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moonraker posted:I could not let Sandi epic speech at gamescon go unrewarded . SO I gave her the Oscar she always dreamed about Hahaha PAAAAAAAAARRRP
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I hadn't even bought anything before this "legendary goon exploit" started, I bought into this poo poo just to help with the market loving. I told you I needed that money back and he and you guaranteed I'd have my poo poo in less than two months. He's been delaying this poo poo for weeks and today he's nowhere to be seen? gently caress him and gently caress you all. I WANT MY MONEY BACK DEREK SMART OR I'M BLOWING THE LID ON THIS!
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Derek Smart is dead RIP
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Derek Smart Derek Smart Derek Smart Is it working?
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MeLKoR posted:I WANT MY MONEY BACK DEREK SMART OR I'M BLOWING THE LID ON THIS! That's a bit harsh, after all it's a pre-alpha blog.
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MeLKoR posted:I hadn't even bought anything before this "legendary goon exploit" started, I bought into this poo poo just to help with the market loving. I told you I needed that money back and he and you guaranteed I'd have my poo poo in less than two months. He's been delaying this poo poo for weeks and today he's nowhere to be seen? gently caress him and gently caress you all. What the absolute gently caress is going on? A blogs late and everyone's freaking the hell out.
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MeLKoR posted:Can those two even mate? How would that work, mechanically speaking? Does he have a 2 foot long dick or something? T-rex arms 
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:What the absolute gently caress is going on? A blogs late and everyone's freaking the hell out. There's more to it behind the scenes
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:What the absolute gently caress is going on? A blogs late and everyone's freaking the hell out. crowdfunded hijinxs going up the wall
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Das Gray posted:When there are stressful times like these I resort to crockpot buffalo chicken tater tot casserole. That sounds both awful and excellent. I'm imagining the tater tots being crispy, though, which seems impossible in a crockpot. If they're soggy, it's just awful.
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Nov 4, 2015 00:13
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revmoo posted:So guys I've been wondering why all these star citizens seem to be auditors. Can you think of any other organizations that have the concept of auditing? I remember reading about auditors in a book once. Isn't there like, just one organization employing auditors? Also if Karl Ramseier is an auditor too, he does a poo poo job at impersonating a human being.
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Derek you should get that blog up, it looks incompetent when you miss a promised date. (Duh?) :p
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Seriously, the blog will no longer update, and we'll later find out Dsmart has been murdered. The only clues will be a plate of meatballs and some unidentified black hair in the shower drain.
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2DCAT posted:if Derek stole all my jpegs, i'm going to be mad Dude he even emptied the recycle bin, all that spaceships are be gone 
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peter gabriel posted:There's more to it behind the scenes I figured as much. Just seems like it was delayed and suddenly everyone turned. Then again, this is the internet. So no surprise there.
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:I figured as much. Just seems like it was delayed and suddenly everyone turned. Then again, this is the internet. So no surprise there. Welcome to Derek World
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Beet Wagon posted:See, I told you guys. I've been saying from the start that D_Smart just doesn't have the capability to make the market crash. I told you guys it was a scam, and that you were going to lose all your ships, and not to put faith in him until he showed you some results. To be quite honest after he gave me this avatar I felt pressured and couldn't say no. I don't have many friends IRL and here was this famous guy taking an interest on me... $1000... gently caress ME! We've been played. Worse than that, I've been played because of you idiots.
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Got a few good voice clips for the requiem video. Keep 'em coming folks. Oh, right. Forgot to check the thread weather. DEREK POST SOMETHING
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:What the absolute gently caress is going on? A blogs late and everyone's freaking the hell out. We've been short selling Idrises and Javelins and Endeavors on the gray market for months. When Derek crashes the market we were going to cover and make millions. But now it looks like we're all hosed. I'll owe 150k dollars on my margin call if Derek doesn't post that blog RIGHT loving NOW.
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MeLKoR posted:To be quite honest after he gave me this avatar I felt pressured and couldn't say no. I don't have many friends IRL and here was this famous guy taking an interest on me... $1000... gently caress ME! I'll be your freind IRL
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MeLKoR posted:To be quite honest after he gave me this avatar I felt pressured and couldn't say no. I don't have many friends IRL and here was this famous guy taking an interest on me... $1000... gently caress ME! If this is even beginning to be serious, there's a thing called self control. Its an important tool in life. Just saying.
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FrankieGoes posted:We've been short selling Idrises and Javelins and Endeavors on the gray market for months. When Derek crashes the market we were going to cover and make millions. But now it looks like we're all hosed. I'll owe 150k dollars on my margin call if Derek doesn't post that blog RIGHT loving NOW. ehwhatis
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There goes Derek Smart, blasting off again~
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Gwaihir posted:T-rex arms Its amazing what they can to when in motion 
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Libluini posted:
His TONGUE IS STICKING OUT !
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Hmm, we're going to need a new shitposting strategy if Derek is out of the picture. Does wheelchair kid have an account here yet?
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 Ha, it is him, bloke has no clue how predictable he is. Failed again Karl, make another account, also make a new SA one and try to fit in for a couple of weeks. "A company is at steak!"
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:If this is even beginning to be serious, there's a thing called self control. Its an important tool in life. Just saying. Wait I minute, let me stop for a second to really parse this. Are you for real right now? Because it's kinda hard to tell in this thread.
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:What the absolute gently caress is going on? A blogs late and everyone's freaking the hell out. You. You were the one that talked me into this. I've long suspected you were always speaking up for "him". Have you come to see how we're taking it Derek? Give me my poo poo.
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dd y knw y cn typ wth n vwls nd ppl cn stll tll wtf yr syng?
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