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One of my posts disappeared for like 15 seconds. After derek stole our jpegs, is lowtax stealing our posts? Is that what's happening in here??? reminder: https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/661181798152474624
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JazzPaws posted:I currently do not own a cat...but I have this as a placeholder... Looks like you put a cloth filter on my cat
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Ash1138 posted:So I've never actually watched any of the 10,000 video things they've done, but are scripted things like this common? I mean even a stupid high school video skit ends up being something like an hour of work for 1 minute of footage so if they do this crap all the time, how do they even get any work done? That is the actual issue. I spend whole days on set just to make a 3 minute short film, or a whole day to make a music video. Given the hundreds of RSI emails piled up in my mailbox you can tell they spend most of the day creating marketing material instead of a game. There's a lot of work needed to keep a scam running on this scale.
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Nobody's judging any of you who go home a little early to let this day sink in. I know I'm about to head home and hug my
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Truga posted:One of my posts disappeared for like 15 seconds. After derek stole our jpegs, is lowtax stealing our posts? Is that what's happening in here??? Goons deciding to shitpost en masse at Derek Smart while Lowtax loses poo poo in the Cloud. What a lovely night.
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1500 posted:Is this better? Perfect. Now, we can make the next stretch goals to lose the fur and add the feathers. After that, maybe a goal to add the beak. We'll get to a finalized bird.jpg eventually. Or, we'll end up with a horrible mismatched abomination. Either way, it will be wholesome open development.
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Don't D D Don't Don't D D Don't Don't believe the hype
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Mirificus posted:I don't understand why he has a compulsion to create an elaborate web of thinly veiled accounts everywhere. I don't understand why they always have to be German
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AP posted:
The man can't help himself, he's worse at this than Seraph. This is getting sad, not funny. ![]()
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Guys, I have to admit, I'm worried. It's looking more and more like reddit was right this whole time. I mean, I still have the receipt Derek gave me for my LTI ships, but the phone number on it seems to be an anal phone sex line.
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8 Ball posted:I don't understand why they always have to be German German accountants have the most exciting sex.
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Furious Mittens posted:He's a smug piece of poo poo, in my opinion. He sees nothing wrong with this project, refuses to listen to reason, and likely loves his weight because "there's so much to love". He thought he'd found his dream job working for his idol but then ended up having to lie on camera weekly to keep the jpeg money rolling in while realizing his childhood hero is a pudgy coked up Molyneux.
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Ash1138 posted:So I've never actually watched any of the 10,000 video things they've done, but are scripted things like this common? I mean even a stupid high school video skit ends up being something like an hour of work for 1 minute of footage so if they do this crap all the time, how do they even get any work done?
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El Grillo posted:Post dem lyrics, boy. Make it easy for us. G0RF posted:Did you post lyrics? Hook us up! CrazyLoon posted:You can just listen to it by ear and sing along into the mic, while getting the music from his guide.mp3 via headphones. It's how I did it for my take. Although I will admit, I used to sing in a choir and as backvocals so...maybe it would be easier for others. Here you go. https://www.dropbox.com/s/5jnwm967wxm643v/Lyrics.txt?dl=0 Note: I have changed some of the third verse lyrics.
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Karl doesn't seem to like the that your existence threatens to collapse their worldview Bootcha.![]()
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Valatar posted:Guys, I have to admit, I'm worried. It's looking more and more like reddit was right this whole time. I mean, I still have the receipt Derek gave me for my LTI ships, but the phone number on it seems to be an anal phone sex line. I'd say chargeback, but that poo poo happened 2 months ago and paypal only does chargebacks for 45 days.
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Well, not posting the blog on time wasn't very... SMART
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CrazyLoon posted:Goons deciding to shitpost en masse at Derek Smart while Lowtax loses poo poo in the Cloud. What a lovely night. has anybody said cloud citizen
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Is Nutella chocolate or nuts?
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Any day now Mr Smart oh god
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peter gabriel posted:Is Nutella chocolate or nuts? Oh it's nuts alright
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Ash1138 posted:how do they even get any work done? Preparing the next sale doesn't take that long man, you just need the artwork to come back and then type a few paragraphs up, search/replace on potato, job done, relax with a coffee.
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Truga posted:Oh it's nuts alright Oh, fuckin nuts, I don't even know anymore
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peter gabriel posted:Is Nutella chocolate or nuts? Put them in your mouth to find out.
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is a hot dog a sandwich
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Somewhere, way out beyond the Moon and drifting ever further away, Derek Smart clawed at his throat as the last of the oxygen in the cold, blank metal capsule was replaced by carbon dioxide, and his body began the 60-second hypoxic process of shutting down for good. 94 million dollars... Enough to smuggle one adult human male onto a Long March rocket launch from Jiuquan Military Launch Center. Finally he knew the truth. But too late. Too late. El Grillo fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Devian666 posted:Put them in your mouth to find out. Just did and it's nuts, in mouths, nuts. I mean, come the gently caress on now
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Sound the Smart alarm!![]()
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dr. smart eat the blogs
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Bootcha posted:Here you go. Awesome!
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El Grillo posted:Too late. ![]()
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if he doesn't post the blog I for one will become the next Karl in this thread
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peter gabriel posted:Is Nutella chocolate or nuts? palm oil
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I am so glad I didn't get a refund right now
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Who wants to take it a level deeper and be the Derek Smart to Chris Roberts's Derek Smart?
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Mirificus posted:I don't understand why he has a compulsion to create an elaborate web of thinly veiled accounts everywhere. He's protecting his "investment", you can't have people going around laughing at Star Citizen, he might not sleep and start to question why he spent over $5,000 on it. Better to adopt some elaborate disguises and gently sway the public mood with an auditors deft touch here and there.
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Mirificus posted:Karl doesn't seem to like the that your existence threatens to collapse their worldview Bootcha. They can believe what they want at this point. In the end, every nerd wants to be right. I wanted to be right about nothing being wrong and Smart being full of horseshit. I wanted to be right about SC being a big success and making me a good chunk of change in the process. But when you step away from the sepia fuzzy glasses, and ask questions that should have an expected answer (but don't), that's when that sucking sound starts to be audible. And that's why I can say I was wrong, and I'm doing something to correct it.
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I dug through that God forsaken thread and stranger things have happened than what this dude says here about the possible Smart - Croberts settlement: You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link. Hence the ![]()
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MrDorf posted:It should be a mix of Game Dev Studio and Plague, Inc. You've got to make a game successfully from pitch to delivery before former game devs in various countries write negative blogs that prevent you from profiting in those region. Nah, doing a basic space shooter/bomber thing since the theme is Action. Since it's all for fun and nothing's getting published, I figured I'd pay homage for all the fun I've had in the last few weeks reading this thread.. ![]()
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Bootcha posted:They can believe what they want at this point. ![]() vote traficant
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