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Doyzer
Jul 28, 2013


First, it was the collapse of the Grey Market and now his Blog.

Both of which haven't happened

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Amun Khonsu
Sep 15, 2012

wtf did he just say?

Grimey Drawer

dickwulf would be proud.

Pity Party Animal
Jul 22, 2006



it is horrifying

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene


i will gladly blog you tuesday for a burg post today

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.


Derek I just want you to know that, as a father, I'm incredibly disappointed in you.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006




Lipstick Apathy

I imagine denying allegations of raping an entire petting zoo takes time to type up, so we should all be patient.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is



it turns out the blog includes the winners to the great bird gambit

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008



Wedge Regret



A catte. Not my catte. She's waiting for you, Derek.

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007


the last time this happened his blog post was just a bunch of recaps anyway

who cares

thirstiness breeds mediocrity

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA


College Slice


10 yrs probation is all he got? That is kinda low considering.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~







Soiled Meat

i'm pretty sure that derek's post will come out before star citizen does

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003







Fallen Rib

Oh man look at all those posts Derek's blog must be fuckin rocking the casPAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRPPPP:yarg:

squirrelzipper
Nov 2, 2011



Why hast Derek forsaken us?

gently caress now who do I talk to about Platinum account required

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy



Boudicca got tired of waiting for Dr. Smart's blog, and has gone to sleep.

Good Dumplings
Mar 29, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.


:gary::gary::gary::gary::gary:
PARP in ear = Derek all night
:gary::gary::gary::gary::gary:

fargom
Mar 21, 2007


Wise Learned Man posted:



Boudicca got tired of waiting for Dr. Smart's blog, and has gone to sleep.

This is a good Catte and his arms look like super soft pillows.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001





Wise Learned Man posted:



Boudicca got tired of waiting for Dr. Smart's blog, and has gone to sleep.

want to pet that cat :3:

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003



Nixie waiting for Derek's blog.

Pogue Ma Hoon
Oct 17, 2013

I like a nice pair of slacks.


I run all the way home all excited to read D Smart's doozy of a blog post and all I get is :gary: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRP?

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

Not Thin and Useful




My life is a loving lie.

gently caress you Dr. Smart, you got me.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005


Lowtax is hogging Derek. We summoned him. You cannot have him, head goon.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.


Sweet dreams, thread. You think there will be a blog post waiting to wake me, come morning?

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003



Ragequit posted:

I imagine denying allegations of raping an entire petting zoo takes time to type up, so we should all be patient.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~







Soiled Meat

TTerrible posted:

Lowtax is hogging Derek. We summoned him. You cannot have him, head goon.

Desktop Citizen better be good :colbert:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."


Chocobo posted:

Did the news that Seraph84 literally raped an 11 year old relative multiple times ever make it to this thread? I feel like everyone should know that so that he doesn't come back again.

Waitwhat...you're talking about :aatrek: right? Please tell me you're just mixing those two up...

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012



Raskolnikov posted:

Nixie waiting for Derek's blog.



We have the same mouse pad :):hf::gary:



Roo is not impressed with this delay in the blog

Devian666
Aug 19, 2008

Take some advice Chris.



Fun Shoe

Amun Khonsu posted:

dickwulf would be proud.



This truly is Chris Roberts vision of the future.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."


Wise Learned Man posted:



Boudicca got tired of waiting for Dr. Smart's blog, and has gone to sleep.

Also...a majestic catte there, with a name most fitting too.

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?


Tuesday has come and gone on the East Coast. It's obvious at this point that we've been tricked again by Dr. Smart. What are our real options now? Does anyone have pictures of his house? I hear those are useful.

p.s. thanks for loving us again, derek

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013


Buglord

JoeBangles posted:

Tuesday has come and gone on the East Coast. It's obvious at this point that we've been tricked again by Dr. Smart. What are our real options now? Does anyone have pictures of his house? I hear those are useful.

p.s. thanks for loving us again, derek

Here is the only option: :gary:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012



So... ive missed 700something posts and all i see is Dr. Smart being accused of raping everything at a petting zoo? Is this not normal behavior for Citizens or something?

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.



Worst OP to date tbqh.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini




Clapping Larry

grimcreaper posted:

So... ive missed 700something posts and all i see is Dr. Smart being accused of raping everything at a petting zoo? Is this not normal behavior for Citizens or something?

Only pirates are allowed to rape

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012



Jobbo_Fett posted:

Only pirates are allowed to rape



"defile my friends"
...

What in the hell is wrong with these people... They REALLY want Second Life in Space dont they?

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011




When I play video games with my friends such as CS:GO or Battlefield the one thing I really wish I was able to do is enact a really gruesome realistic first person rape scene on them

1500
Nov 3, 2015

Give me all your crackers


We are waiting Derek



(Left to right: Hathor, Osiris, Anubis)

1500 fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Nov 4, 2015

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini




Clapping Larry

Justin Tyme posted:

When I play video games with my friends such as CS:GO or Battlefield the one thing I really wish I was able to do is enact a really gruesome realistic first person rape scene on them

Honestly, I'm surprised reddit Nexus Mods hasn't changed the knife-kill animation in Battlefield to the player unzipping his pants and thrusting it into his opponents rear end yet.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


In light of recent events I would like to make a vote of no confidence in D_Smart and call for him to resign from the upper echelons of the goon hierarchy.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009




Grimey Drawer

derek lied threads died

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF


i just stretched and hurt my back ohhh hgod this isn't good folks

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