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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

SquirrelGrip posted:

RIP thread, you caught reddit aids

Kakarot posted:

RIP Derek Smart

Swedish Mafia took him out.

oh well...time for a new thread.

jaegerx posted:

The swedish mafia rubbed Derek out. Bootcha go underground. They're coming for you next.

CrazyTolradi posted:

Cream soda and the guy in the wheelchair got their revenge. They couldn't allow Derek to cause any more problems for Star Citizen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZzBd41NuZw

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No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

You thought, "A robber must hate you to want to take from you"
The robber don't hate you


It's always darkest before dawn. The last smartblog saved us from dozens of pages of goonfucking discussion

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009



Rocket jumping?
That sounds dangerous...





Dinosaur Gum

trucutru posted:

I motion to send this thread to the :gas: chamber and begin a new one with Bootcha as the OP.

No Mods No Masters posted:

It's always darkest before dawn. The last smartblog saved us from dozens of pages of goonfucking discussion

if you count derek as a goon, then the fact that it began in goonfucking and ended in goonfucking has a poetic symmetry

Ursine Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Nov 4, 2015

Amun Khonsu
Sep 15, 2012

wtf did he just say?

Grimey Drawer

Amun Khonsu fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Nov 4, 2015

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009



Rocket jumping?
That sounds dangerous...





Dinosaur Gum

press the button bootcha, it's all your investment is worth at this point

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!



I goon hosed once then I got space AIDS. Never goon gently caress.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot


Buglord

Wait, if Bootcha becomes the next OP....he will be next on the hit list!

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007



Kakarot posted:

Wait, if Bootcha becomes the next OP....he will be next on the hit list!

If we surround him with our unwashed neckbearded varicose-veined blubby goon flesh the stench will ward away any attackers.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!



DancingShade posted:

If we surround him with our unwashed neckbearded varicose-veined blubby goon flesh the stench will ward away any attackers.

Whoa. I don't have varicose veins.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


ROBERTS vs SMART

Whoever wins, we lose.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

put clinton in prison imo




Derek Smart, he done the :gary: PAAARRRP
and all the goons did cry
the redditors, they had a laugh
and waved their cash bye-bye

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.



Gonna need a mod to close this thread, got parped.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012



Reddit - "We took 7 years of being bitched at to get rid of the child porn we were hosting."

Mukip
Jan 27, 2011

by Reene


Mods knew.

SirTagz
Feb 25, 2014



If Legal keeps blocking all the blogposts Derek wants to make due to the number of contained bloopers, perhaps he should start doing the same with LOD release packages

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013


Derek :justpost:

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless




Oh god drat it he's rewriting the entire manifesto, we won't be getting our hands on this before the end of the week.

Kegslayer
Jul 23, 2007


Derek will return.

https://mobile.twitter.com/dsmart/status/661826916408819712

Starkk
Dec 31, 2008




Last minute legal issue came up,

did NOT see that one coming.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012



Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



1500
Nov 3, 2015

Give me all your crackers



:golfclap:

JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -


Do your civic duty and retweet..

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


College Slice

Been busy all day. And legal wanted me to source some info in the article before making it live. That's all done now and it will go live in the morning.

http://www.dereksmart.org/2015/11/interstellar-pirates/

Goons:

cukP3fKiFQ8G

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013


D_Smart posted:

Been busy all day. And legal wanted me to source some info in the article before making it live. That's all done now and it will go live in the morning.

http://www.dereksmart.org/2015/11/interstellar-pirates/

Goons:

cukP3fKiFQ8G

Control-F mafia. Results found.
God.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



So, it is live.

"Four of the six top execs at this company, Chris Roberts, his brother Erin Roberts, their two lifelong friends (also brothers), Nick & Simon Elms – all from Manchester – were associated with the Gizmondo money laundering operation that was busted worldwide a few years ago."

:allears:

Mukip
Jan 27, 2011

by Reene


You can skip 4/5ths of recapping and go straight to the bottom for the Gizmondo thing.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013


loled at "That’s him in the chair! "

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003



quote:

As we are now in the Nov deadline for the TOS conditions, this is my final request to you Chris:

Provide the financials for this project by Nov 30th, 2015.

:geno:

oh

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?


Swedish mafia connections? Money laundering?

Mukip
Jan 27, 2011

by Reene


quote:

The minute you comply with all of the above, you have my word (I am old school like that)
Uh, Derek, your word hasn't been worth poo poo to anybody since 1997. Also bit of a glass house thing going on with Sandi's qualifications, Dr Smart.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012



The blog is just a re-hash of everything we've already known via this thread

:flaccid:

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013


Just read it, i'm trembling. Glorious.

Mukip
Jan 27, 2011

by Reene


ShredsYouSay posted:

Swedish mafia connections? Money laundering?

Some CIG execs worked for a company that was bought out by Gizmondo. Meh.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

My "Not Vincent Price" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.




Smellrose

D_Smart posted:

Been busy all day. And legal wanted me to source some info in the article before making it live. That's all done now and it will go live in the morning.

http://www.dereksmart.org/2015/11/interstellar-pirates/

Goons:

cukP3fKiFQ8G

Good stuff. There's a slight typo you may or may not care about : "meanwhile, back at ranch". Really should be a "the" in there.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


So, what are the explosive revelations? I skimmed through it but nothing jumped out at me. :crossarms:

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015



looks like Gestapo/SS Karl is at it again lol

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot


Buglord

Well its late, I look forward to all the :allears: this creates by morning.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


College Slice

Mukip posted:

Also bit of a glass house thing going on with Sandi's qualifications, Dr Smart.

I'm glad you think so. Which is precisely why I wrote this and put it in the public domain

http://www.dereksmart.org/2015/07/the-gaming-urban-legend/

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Mukip
Jan 27, 2011

by Reene


MeLKoR posted:

So, what are the explosive revelations? I skimmed through it but nothing jumped out at me. :crossarms:

It's basically saying that if your boss gets sent to prison for criminal wrongdoing then you are tarnished by association.

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