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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:04

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 13:03

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

MeLKoR posted:

Also this. Why do this? No one cares how old your account is as long as you fit in. And that doesn't mean sucking D_Smart cock, it means not acting like you're some prodigal goon.

ROTFLMAO!! I laughed so hard, I think I almost broke the laugh barrier

:gary:

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:05

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:05

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:06

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

G0RF posted:

Dang, you weren't kidding...

So does that mean no more videos of her sucking off :lesnick:

's ego for nerd views?

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:06

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

D_Smart posted:

ROTFLMAO!! I laughed so hard, I think I almost broke the laugh barrier

Will you sue me if I don't?

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:07

BastionPete: Nov 4, 2015

Sarsapariller posted:

Hello, person reading the thread closely enough to have an opinion on image bombing but who doesn't know who Karl is after the last couple of days.

Friendly advice- if you were in fact gullible enough to actually buy an account and platinum upgrade on the basis of the fake spoiler-tag joke, you might want to consider whether or not your critical thinking ability and bullshit filter are really up to the task of posting in this thread.

I did recognise Karl, hence why I mentioned Accelewraith, who I believe it is. Not sure tho. Will extensively fact check future posts before pressing submit.
I admit, that was pretty gullible. You probably backed StarCitizen though so jokes on you.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:07

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Sarsapariller posted:

Hello, person reading the thread closely enough to have an opinion on image bombing but who doesn't know who Karl is after the last couple of days.

Friendly advice- if you were in fact gullible enough to actually buy an account and platinum upgrade on the basis of the fake spoiler-tag joke, you might want to consider whether or not your critical thinking ability and bullshit filter are really up to the task of posting in this thread.

You know, it might be good for more of those people to actually get that stuff and continue reading the thread. It gives them a chance to see just how bad of a scam things really are and if they are willing to buy an account here they might see the light of Shart Shitizen in all its brown badness.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:07

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

alarumklok posted:

Did we ever figure out who BettysBigTits was?

Yeah. It wasn't me.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:07

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

If it ever turns out that Karl is secretly Dickwolf then loving lol

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:08

Othin: Nov 20, 2002; Hair Elf

grimcreaper posted:

By my rights as a Citizen, i cant wait to defile you when i become a Pirate in the 'verse. First we gotta be friends though, because defiling friends is the only thing to do in Star Citizen.

lol man gg tonight, u really got the drop on me in ur tali. I was kinda hoping mebbe tmrw u can skip raping me so much. lol my mom saw it and was kinda freak out lol. like srsly tho no rape pact 4 tmrw nite????

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:08

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

i heard someone in here has an opinion??????

c/d

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:10

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

BastionPete posted:

Well I can count to 10 in German, but no, I can assure you I'm not German lol.

We'll see soon enough.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:10

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:10

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Bootcha posted:

In non-shitposting news, thanks all for the audio files so far.

I currently need some specific parts.

The HOTAS line.
Pretty much the entire 3rd stanza.
More PAAAAAAAAARP

For those that missed it:

The guideline track is here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/f7sfrtqzzblfdgw/Guideline.mp3?dl=0
The Lyrics are here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/5jnwm967wxm643v/Lyrics.txt?dl=0
The best background tempo music track is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhzc6s94YXw

D_Smart, if you would like to participate, I think you know what line I'd like you to do (Hint: After the third stanza).

Also, if someone knows illectro, please let him know as well.

As if you have to ask. I'm totally in!

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:11

Foam Monkey: Jun 4, 2007; Lurkzilla; Grimey Drawer

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:12

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

Othin posted:

lol man gg tonight, u really got the drop on me in ur tali. I was kinda hoping mebbe tmrw u can skip raping me so much. lol my mom saw it and was kinda freak out lol. like srsly tho no rape pact 4 tmrw nite????

The ideal world of your average Star Citizen. All hail RapeCorp.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:12

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Othin posted:

lol man gg tonight, u really got the drop on me in ur tali. I was kinda hoping mebbe tmrw u can skip raping me so much. lol my mom saw it and was kinda freak out lol. like srsly tho no rape pact 4 tmrw nite????

Tmrw r4p3 free m8.

Cant guarantee what the ships dogs might do though, stay away from those furries. The rabbit is the worst.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:12

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Fish Fry Andy posted:

Oh god, what is this strange arousal I feel in my loins?

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:12

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

jaffyjaffy posted:

I haven't been paying much attention to the Roberts/Smart going-ons prior to reading the past two week's worth of posts in this thread over the course of the week, but I recall ages ago refunds not being possible for original game package (ie not added on jpegs) pledges. Has this changed and there is some official channel for it, or do you just e-mail customer support and hope for the best?

I suppose it would be better to put that money towards E:D/Horizons as it is a good, existing game.

Yeah. You can totally get refunds now. You have to be persistent.

You can thank me later

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:13

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Im_drunk posted:

After Derek confirmed to me today that Star Citizen was going to be a great success after all, I almost spent my $100 on space ships but changed my mind last minute and bought tender beef from allen brothers.

Man, that's just mean. I've already had dinner. Now I'm hungry again.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:13

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Sappo569 posted:

So does that mean no more videos of her sucking off 's ego for nerd views?

I imagine she'll keep doing those unless she loses faith totally, they'll get hits.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:13

JazzPaws: Aug 10, 2014; - Ponzi Scheme Survivor -

Kimsemus posted:

So I haven't been paying attention to the thread in 2 days, did we win Star Citizen?

Well this landed recently.....

http://www.dereksmart.org/2015/11/interstellar-pirates/

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:14

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

BastionPete posted:

You probably backed StarCitizen though so jokes on you.

Whoah man, no need to bring out the big guns.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:14

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

D_Smart posted:

Man, that's just mean. I've already had dinner. Now I'm hungry again.

Does your Tesla not have enough juice to get you to your local green grocer?

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:14

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

Foam Monkey posted:

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:15

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

oh yeah asparagus. salt it, put on a bit of olive oil, and maybe some red pepper flakes (or costco's non-salt seasoning which is baller)

throw it directly over medium/high heat. you want it to char a bit

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:15

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

derek it is important that you make these people accountable thankyou for your efforts

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:17

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

hello derek what is your favorite barbecue sauce

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:18

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

BastionPete posted:

gently caress knows. Depends on if they run out of money or not right? lol. I reckon they can make a reasonable game that they have been talking about. A lot of crazy poo poo they talk about (alien languages, etc.) may well not make it, but I don't really care that much about that tbh.

Also
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Edit: and about my old account. I wasn't pretending to be an old SA forumite lol. I was just prefacing why I brought platinum. I had like 20 posts on my old account, total throwaway comment.

That's kind of what most of this is about. Also pubes.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:18

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

mormonpartyboat posted:

oh yeah asparagus. salt it, put on a bit of olive oil, and maybe some red pepper flakes (or costco's non-salt seasoning which is baller)

throw it directly over medium/high heat. you want it to char a bit

Asparagus is best aragus. Truly one of the greatest things on this earth. Now if only i couldnt smell Asparagus pee.. god its awful.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:19

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

edit: hit f5 before replying to posts

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:23

Othin: Nov 20, 2002; Hair Elf

grimcreaper posted:

Tmrw r4p3 free m8.

Cant guarantee what the ships dogs might do though, stay away from those furries. The rabbit is the worst.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:23

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

I dont think I get asparagus pee, but Im going to check after lunch

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:23

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Kakarot posted:

I dont think I get asparagus pee, but Im going to check after lunch

everyone does. If you cant smell it, then you never will. Its a genetic thing, something like less than 30% of people can smell the specific compound that makes the smell.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:29

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Othin posted:

That guy.. he has the best gifs for every reaction.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:29

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Kakarot posted:

I dont think I get asparagus pee, but Im going to check after lunch

Everyone gets asparagus pee. If you think you don't, you still do, you just can't smell it because you don't have the smell receptors for it, which is a genetic thing.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:30