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Das Gray
Jun 26, 2015

Wishes life was in Everquest classic graphics.

Lipstick Apathy

"I'm not saying this because I want to be a special snowflake but cIG should definitely reward/honour those who bought the Phoenix back in the day based on what information we had back then (e.g even no pictures of the P-72)."

From the logic of a top thread in the General forums. Just want to Billy Madison shake the cheeks of these got damned fools and wake them up. "Not even a .jpeg? Sold." - real life thoughts of a real life person.

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Chalks
Sep 30, 2009



LGD posted:

I like this metaphor but what the gently caress kind of taco truck are you going to that they'd use a microwave for anything?!?! please seek out better taco options tia

I paid 90 million dollars for this taco truck and the concept art looks fabulous I'll have you know.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


LGD posted:

I like this metaphor but what the gently caress kind of taco truck are you going to that they'd use a microwave for anything?!?! please seek out better taco options tia

Don;t blame that guy it was Chris Roberst drat taco van

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009



Rocket jumping?
That sounds dangerous...





Dinosaur Gum

Chalks posted:

There's some serious loving delusional behaviour going on here with people reporting these images. I can't wrap my head around what on earth they're trying to do.... I imagine them plastering tinfoil over their windows while blabbering about how if only they can remove all the parody GIFs from the internet then their spaceship game will become real.

Some genuine mental illness going on somewhere here.

let's be fair, if croberts had an imgur account that we could mass spam we'd do it in a heartbeat because it's funny and irritating

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

old thread is dead, long live new thread.. be as good as the old thread plz thxs.

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh


I think its time to post taco recipes and pictures

Fish taco time!



http://www.chowhound.com/recipes/basic-fish-tacos-29193

1 Place the fish in a baking dish and squeeze a lime half over it. Add the garlic, cumin, chili powder, and 1 tablespoon of the oil. Season with salt and pepper and turn the fish in the marinade until evenly coated. Refrigerate and let marinate at least 15 minutes. Meanwhile, make the slaw and warm the tortillas.

2 Combine the cabbage, onion, and cilantro in a large bowl and squeeze a lime half over it. Drizzle with the remaining 1 tablespoon oil, season with salt and pepper, and toss to combine. Taste and add more salt and pepper if necessary; set aside.

3 Warm the tortillas by heating a medium frying pan over medium-high heat. Add 1 tortilla at a time, flipping to warm both sides, about 5 minutes total. Wrap the warm tortillas in a clean dishcloth and set aside while you prepare the fish.

4 Brush the grates of a grill pan or outdoor grill with oil and heat over medium-high heat until hot. Remove the fish from the marinade and place on the grill.

5 Cook without moving until the underside of the fish has grill marks and is white and opaque on the bottom, about 3 minutes. Flip and grill the other side until white and opaque, about 2 to 3 minutes more. (Itís OK if it breaks apart while youíre flipping.) Transfer the fish to a plate.

6 Taste the slaw again and season as needed with more lime juice. Slice the remaining lime halves into wedges and serve with the tacos. To construct a taco, break up some of the cooked fish, place it in a warm tortilla, and top it with slaw and any optional garnishes.

Vire fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Oct 26, 2015

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life

Fallen Rib

OriginalPseudonym posted:

let's be fair, if croberts had an imgur account that we could mass spam we'd do it in a heartbeat because it's funny and irritating

I wouldn't.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos



It is an alpha and Rome wasn't built in a day

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

peter gabriel posted:

It is an alpha and Rome wasn't built in a day

if thats an alpha, color me another funny greek letter!

HexDog
Feb 4, 2009

Did you see Regis this morning?



LGD posted:

I like this metaphor but what the gently caress kind of taco truck are you going to that they'd use a microwave for anything?!?! please seek out better taco options tia

I think the microwave is Cryengine?

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


College Slice

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

It doesn't read like the source was your friend or her husband. It reads like a staff member within CIG.

Better yet, I don't even believe him. So he's probably trolling us.

Here's what I will do. Let him get his friend to give him the first line of the last DM he sent me, as well as the date it was sent. Then I'll know for certain that he has this "friend". Anything else, and it's a lie.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010


LGD posted:

I like this metaphor but what the gently caress kind of taco truck are you going to that they'd use a microwave for anything?!?! please seek out better taco options tia

What the gently caress kind of spaceship game do you own that they'd use a shooter engine for anything?!?! pleas seek out better spaceship options tia

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


D_Smart posted:

Better yet, I don't even believe him. So he's probably trolling us.

Here's what I will do. Let him get his friend to give him the first line of the last DM he sent me, as well as the date it was sent. Then I'll know for certain that he has this "friend". Anything else, and it's a lie.

Hang on a sec, we've been here before with encrypted messages

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012



AP posted:



This guy seem like a terrible individual, a real bad poster and his extended family are likely bad too.

Openly calling for CIG to gently caress over one of their investors for, at best, petty reasons. :laffo:

Malleovic
Sep 8, 2007

OMGGG you could've tripped and DIED

D_Smart posted:

Better yet, I don't even believe him. So he's probably trolling us.

Here's what I will do. Let him get his friend to give him the first line of the last DM he sent me, as well as the date it was sent. Then I'll know for certain that he has this "friend". Anything else, and it's a lie.

This is confusing. If he's saying that his friend never contacted you, it would be expected that they wouldn't be able to supply this information because it wouldn't exist...

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003


I like how Derek still hasn't managed to grasp how [img] tags work.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

D_Smart posted:

Better yet, I don't even believe him. So he's probably trolling us.

Here's what I will do. Let him get his friend to give him the first line of the last DM he sent me, as well as the date it was sent. Then I'll know for certain that he has this "friend". Anything else, and it's a lie.

need to work on your tag usage man, you totally cheated us out of a :smug: or :smuggo: there.. we are but simple goons, pictograms illustrate our world.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Vire posted:

I think its time to post taco recipes and pictures

Fish taco time!



http://www.chowhound.com/recipes/basic-fish-tacos-29193

1 Place the fish in a baking dish and squeeze a lime half over it. Add the garlic, cumin, chili powder, and 1 tablespoon of the oil. Season with salt and pepper and turn the fish in the marinade until evenly coated. Refrigerate and let marinate at least 15 minutes. Meanwhile, make the slaw and warm the tortillas.

2 Combine the cabbage, onion, and cilantro in a large bowl and squeeze a lime half over it. Drizzle with the remaining 1 tablespoon oil, season with salt and pepper, and toss to combine. Taste and add more salt and pepper if necessary; set aside.

3 Warm the tortillas by heating a medium frying pan over medium-high heat. Add 1 tortilla at a time, flipping to warm both sides, about 5 minutes total. Wrap the warm tortillas in a clean dishcloth and set aside while you prepare the fish.

4 Brush the grates of a grill pan or outdoor grill with oil and heat over medium-high heat until hot. Remove the fish from the marinade and place on the grill.

5 Cook without moving until the underside of the fish has grill marks and is white and opaque on the bottom, about 3 minutes. Flip and grill the other side until white and opaque, about 2 to 3 minutes more. (Itís OK if it breaks apart while youíre flipping.) Transfer the fish to a plate.

6 Taste the slaw again and season as needed with more lime juice. Slice the remaining lime halves into wedges and serve with the tacos. To construct a taco, break up some of the cooked fish, place it in a warm tortilla, and top it with slaw and any optional garnishes.

i always like when you can see someone has properly grilled a tortilla instead of like microwaving or baking it

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


thatguy posted:

I like how Derek still hasn't managed to grasp how [img] tags work.

He coded Line Of Defence don't you know

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me





LGD posted:

I like this metaphor but what the gently caress kind of taco truck are you going to that they'd use a microwave for anything?!?! please seek out better taco options tia
There's no other options because I'm already four figures deep in Taco Citizen.


Have you even seen their proposed menu??

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

hey raess2014 you dumb piece of poo poo shill

lol, you post on the CIG forums

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Eonwe posted:

i always like when you can see someone has properly grilled a tortilla instead of like microwaving or baking it

wait who the gently caress does that to a perfectly good tortilla?

murder microwavers.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Shamelessly repostin for new thread:

Chris Roberts: I'm not a game developer. There's no "Roberts Space Industries" We don't have a game.

Dick Wulf: [looking at PC screen] But there it is...

Chris Roberts: The game is just jpgs.

Dick Wulf: But, I see many ships.

Chris Roberts: You've seen concepts that look like ships. Our flight model is... is Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. And our cargo system is... it's Bejeweled. It's an illusion. It's all fake. Just like me.

Dick Wulf:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008



Scratchmo

:krad: OPERATION GifThreat IN ACTION :krad:

Ok you guys know the drill (else check your operations manual). We have to save the gifs before reddit gets to them, and we're in a hurry!!!

So, we have to go through all the threads and save every .gif, .jpg, .png, .tif, .obj, .blender, .ico, .mp4, .avi - in short, anything that is not raw text.

:krakken: ASSIGNMENTS :krakken:

bootcha: thread 1, pages 1-330
eonwe: thread 1, pages 330-end
beer4thebeergod: thread 2, pages 1 through 400
peter gabriel: thread 2, pages 400 through end
AP: thread 3
redwalrus: thread 4, pages 1 through 380
sneakyfrog: thread 4, pages 381 through end
3: thread 5, pages 1 through 390
tijuana bibliophile: thread 5, 391 through end
D_smart: thread 6

We NEED to finish this before reddit manages to pull down the entire internet. Sharpen your ctrl's, c's and v's, and repost all images on the private server You need a premium account to see this message.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

HEY TEACHER JOHNNY SAID A BAD WORD, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW - a star citizen backer

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

:krad: OPERATION GifThreat IN ACTION :krad:

Ok you guys know the drill (else check your operations manual). We have to save the gifs before reddit gets to them, and we're in a hurry!!!

So, we have to go through all the threads and save every .gif, .jpg, .png, .tif, .obj, .blender, .ico, .mp4, .avi - in short, anything that is not raw text.

:krakken: ASSIGNMENTS :krakken:

bootcha: thread 1, pages 1-330
eonwe: thread 1, pages 330-end
beer4thebeergod: thread 2, pages 1 through 400
peter gabriel: thread 2, pages 400 through end
AP: thread 3
redwalrus: thread 4, pages 1 through 380
sneakyfrog: thread 4, pages 381 through end
3: thread 5, pages 1 through 390
tijuana bibliophile: thread 5, 391 through end
D_smart: thread 6

We NEED to finish this before reddit manages to pull down the entire internet. Sharpen your ctrl's, c's and v's, and repost all images on the private server You need a premium account to see this message.

yea gently caress it whats the link to thread one

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003


Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

:krad: OPERATION GifThreat IN ACTION :krad:

Ok you guys know the drill (else check your operations manual). We have to save the gifs before reddit gets to them, and we're in a hurry!!!

So, we have to go through all the threads and save every .gif, .jpg, .png, .tif, .obj, .blender, .ico, .mp4, .avi - in short, anything that is not raw text.

:krakken: ASSIGNMENTS :krakken:

bootcha: thread 1, pages 1-330
eonwe: thread 1, pages 330-end
beer4thebeergod: thread 2, pages 1 through 400
peter gabriel: thread 2, pages 400 through end
AP: thread 3
redwalrus: thread 4, pages 1 through 380
sneakyfrog: thread 4, pages 381 through end
3: thread 5, pages 1 through 390
tijuana bibliophile: thread 5, 391 through end
D_smart: thread 6

We NEED to finish this before reddit manages to pull down the entire internet. Sharpen your ctrl's, c's and v's, and repost all images on the private server You need a premium account to see this message.
Someone archive all my signatures.

Also, this:

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

:krad: OPERATION GifThreat IN ACTION :krad:

Ok you guys know the drill (else check your operations manual). We have to save the gifs before reddit gets to them, and we're in a hurry!!!

So, we have to go through all the threads and save every .gif, .jpg, .png, .tif, .obj, .blender, .ico, .mp4, .avi - in short, anything that is not raw text.

:krakken: ASSIGNMENTS :krakken:

bootcha: thread 1, pages 1-330
eonwe: thread 1, pages 330-end
beer4thebeergod: thread 2, pages 1 through 400
peter gabriel: thread 2, pages 400 through end
AP: thread 3
redwalrus: thread 4, pages 1 through 380
sneakyfrog: thread 4, pages 381 through end
3: thread 5, pages 1 through 390
tijuana bibliophile: thread 5, 391 through end
D_smart: thread 6

We NEED to finish this before reddit manages to pull down the entire internet. Sharpen your ctrl's, c's and v's, and repost all images on the private server You need a premium account to see this message.

HACK THE GIBSON, I WILL OPERATE UNDER PROTOCOL 9 subsection 12, the FINGERLING POTATOES WILL NOT ENTER THE VAULT OF DESTINY

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life

Fallen Rib

Eonwe posted:

yea gently caress it whats the link to thread one

This one: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3611001 maybe?

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

:krad: OPERATION GifThreat IN ACTION :krad:

Ok you guys know the drill (else check your operations manual). We have to save the gifs before reddit gets to them, and we're in a hurry!!!

So, we have to go through all the threads and save every .gif, .jpg, .png, .tif, .obj, .blender, .ico, .mp4, .avi - in short, anything that is not raw text.

:krakken: ASSIGNMENTS :krakken:

bootcha: thread 1, pages 1-330
eonwe: thread 1, pages 330-end
beer4thebeergod: thread 2, pages 1 through 400
peter gabriel: thread 2, pages 400 through end
AP: thread 3
redwalrus: thread 4, pages 1 through 380
sneakyfrog: thread 4, pages 381 through end
3: thread 5, pages 1 through 390
tijuana bibliophile: thread 5, 391 through end
D_smart: thread 6

We NEED to finish this before reddit manages to pull down the entire internet. Sharpen your ctrl's, c's and v's, and repost all images on the private server You need a premium account to see this message.

Changing the password to You need a premium account to see this message on the backup.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003


Have there really been like 7 Star Citizen threads?

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




thatguy posted:

Have there really been like 7 Star Citizen threads?

If you don't count the real one in the platinum account section.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


thatguy posted:

Have there really been like 7 Star Citizen threads?

We churn out threads like they churn out jpegs ayeeeee

Berious
Nov 13, 2005


Decrepus posted:

Our flight model is... is Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. And our cargo system is... it's Bejeweled.

I'd play that game

2DCAT
Jun 24, 2015

cyberdead.




Gravy Boat 2k

Eonwe posted:

i wonder if papa lowtax would host those particular images for us in this trying time

The only thing that would make this ordeal better is if Leonard J. Crabbs was brought into the mix.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005


thatguy posted:

Have there really been like 7 Star Citizen threads?

If you count the gassed Doobie/Star Citizen/DayZ threads it's probably more like 70

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

You need a premium account to see this message.

here is the link to my archive in progress

password is You need a premium account to see this message. its only read access, but i put my porn folder in there to so have fun.

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

All reddit has to do is sue something awful. They can do that, lowtax doesn't even have money. He always caves in and starts deleting threads.

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D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


College Slice

Ragequit posted:

I saw that quick edit of the last 9 words. Holy moly you are out of your mind. God bless you Star Citizen disaster.

I was on mobile and it just posted before I was finished :)

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