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joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

Is there seriously more stuff to laugh at that we didn't know about?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:10

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spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Is this what SC goonmeets are like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wmPib2Fsis

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:11

2DCAT: Jun 24, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

peter gabriel posted:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:11

Nicholas: Mar 7, 2001; Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

some where there is a chatlog of a scam shitizen bragging about running his imgur report script on this thread.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:11

KiddieGrinder: Nov 15, 2005; HELP ME

joats posted:

Is there seriously more stuff to laugh at that we didn't know about?

I assume yes; there's always more to laugh about.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:11

Io_: Oct 15, 2012; woo woo; Pillbug

Dunite posted:

It seems like Redditors impression of goons more correctly reprents their own actions than it does that of SA forum members.

Does that mean Reddit is better at being Goony than goons are?

Can you really describe it as "better" if it's a result of Savant Syndrome?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:13

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

peter gabriel posted:

I had one of those. I'm not sure it could actually display that kind of resolution�

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:13

Hooded Reptile: Aug 31, 2015

No one has mentioned the star citizen IRC yet?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:15

Zsinjeh: Jun 11, 2007; :shoboobs:

Eonwe posted:

Lol

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:15

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

redwalrus posted:

I only have the one where the crowd took off their masks?

That is deeply disturbing

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:16

Io_: Oct 15, 2012; woo woo; Pillbug

Star Citizen: Return of the Stepford Fans

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:18

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Hooded Reptile posted:

No one has mentioned the star citizen IRC yet?

wut irc

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:19

Solvency: Apr 28, 2008; Trade, sir! Discover it! This is you, this is a clue. Get a clue, discover trade!

Hooded Reptile posted:

No one has mentioned the star citizen IRC yet?

Facebook isn't mentioned much here either. We wouldn't even need d_smart to get us the names of the ~~marks~~ citizens there.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:20

Aesaar: Mar 19, 2015

"CIG didn't underestimate the amount of work that SQ42 required, they deliberately lied about release dates to get people's money! I have no problem with this whatsoever."

These people are broken. Star Citizen: Where it's preferable to believe the devs are choosing to gently caress you over than to believe they tried to deliver on a promise and failed.

Aesaar fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Oct 27, 2015

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:24

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

There is no one better at moving goal posts than citizens.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:28

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

It's Bensday!

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:30

Hooded Reptile: Aug 31, 2015

G0RF posted:

It's Bensday!

I skimmed through this and its pretty much "I don't know".

Skip to 2:30. classic.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:33

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

Hooded Reptile posted:

I skimmed through this and its pretty much "I don't know".

Skip to 2:30. classic.

"Rehab is not an option" on the opening graphic. :five:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:36

PST: Jul 5, 2012; If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Hooded Reptile posted:

I skimmed through this and its pretty much "I don't know".

Skip to 2:30. classic.

"I can't say when, I can never say when"

Freudian slip or just brutal honesty from someone tired of the lies?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:37

Amun Khonsu: Sep 15, 2012; wtf did he just say?; Grimey Drawer

Total immersion.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:37

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

G0RF posted:

It's Bensday!

Every time you say it like this I recall the Naked Lunch scene where Benway rips his tits open.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:38

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Truga posted:

IIRC there were like half a dozen VCs, and out of those, 2 or 3 got bought out very early on, probably because they were asking real questions.

Also,

Vire posted:

To be fair it was probably one idiot and most of them think it's pretty scummy too. I mean in that thread they already sent request to imgur to get em back so it's pretty clear they do care.

They think it's pretty scummy because it bit them in the rear end, if it had been just us that got hit they be laughing and nodding their heads. At most you'd get "I disagree in principle but they had it coming".

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Oct 27, 2015

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:38

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Hooded Reptile posted:

I skimmed through this and its pretty much "I don't know".

Skip to 2:30. classic.

Indeed!

quote:

BATGIRL: "Any word on Progress on 2.0?"

BEN: "Definitely know how important it is but um... it's getting to the point where uh.... let's see-- how do I say this? We put out our organizations 1.0, without a game to tie them into. Uh which made for a much simpler way to get the system out, but it also got people into the universe before we had a world to put them in. At this point we're about to kick of that world. But it makes organizations 2.0 much more difficult. So (blah blah) can't say when, can never say when, but when it does come it's going to be a whole lot more interesting because it will tie right into the game."

Also...

"Soda crossbow" (?) will be completed and released eventually as a reward for those who back Richard Garriott's Ultima Project.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:41

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

joats posted:

Is there seriously more stuff to laugh at that we didn't know about?

It's okay.

I guess they are having serious problems with people here crossposting in their thread. They're really on the look out for goons or Derek Smart showing up, and also are very concerned that their guild is secretly run by a cabal of secret goons or something.

Not pictured: their reaction to the Smarties gang tag.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:45

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

G0RF posted:

Also...

"Soda crossbow" (?) will be completed and released eventually as a reward for those who back Richard Garriott's Ultima Project.

APRIL 6TH 2013 Back SotA, Get a Crossbow in Star Citizen!

934 days, still working on it.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:47

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Fish Fry Andy posted:

It's okay.

I guess they are having serious problems with people here crossposting in their thread. They're really on the look out for goons or Derek Smart showing up, and also are very concerned that their guild is secretly run by a cabal of secret goons or something.

Not pictured: their reaction to the Smarties gang tag.

what was the reaction to the tag pray tell? did they find it dashing and fashionable?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:48

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Fish Fry Andy posted:

Not pictured: their reaction to the Smarties gang tag.

How could you not picture that?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:50

IrvingWashington: Dec 9, 2007; Shabbat Shalom; Clapping Larry

AP posted:

APRIL 6TH 2013 Back SotA, Get a Crossbow in Star Citizen!

934 days, still working on it.

Bottom loader

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:53

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

SneakyFrog posted:

what was the reaction to the tag pray tell? did they find it dashing and fashionable?

Opinions are split.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:55

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

Palpek posted:

Some good poo poo in the gbs thread.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:56

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

pftc posted:

"I drilled the first holes in the dam" https://archive.is/T6syE

"Imgur Takedown Requests from SmartAsses " by Dick Wulf
https://archive.is/BLLd9

It was probably Dick Wulf. I mean he probably used a script to go through Something Awful Star Citizen threads, report them to imgur, and realized too late that he hosed up.

I mean I'm not a detective like Eonwe is, but that's just my best guess.

And one day later imgur raid, what a coincidence. Dick Wulf you fail at sending pictures and you fail at taking down pictures. How can a single man be so full of fail? I wonder how much e-cred you'll lose with your buddies if they realize what a dumbass you are.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:58

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Madcosby posted:

Did Bootcha get his money back yet?

No clue. However, CIG did put in the effort of linking his SA account to his rel name, which is a good use of their time.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:59

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

Fish Fry Andy posted:

They are talking about you sneakyfrog!

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:01

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Kilmers Elbow posted:

motherfucking lol

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:02

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Fish Fry Andy posted:

Opinions are split.

I'll have you know spacecats are a time honored tradition of all space frogs.

yeah come over here for the groupthink or you get banned policy we got going here.

they must just hate fun i guess.

if only there was a way to like i dunno, downvote posts i dont like so i never see them, that way i get surrounded with a cuddly layer of sycophants and yes folks.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:02