Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Unfunny Poster posted:

No clue. However, CIG did put in the effort of linking his SA account to his rel name, which is a good use of their time.

I think Karl takes screenshots and emails Sandi, so it doesn't take that much time. It's like having extra CIG staff only they pay you. Eventually the whole development effort will switch over to this new model.

I just hope Karl is good at network code.

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DarkRefreshment: May 5, 2015; Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

AP posted:

APRIL 6TH 2013 Back SotA, Get a Crossbow in Star Citizen!

934 days, still working on it.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/326160/

Shroud of the Avatar - Another game that was supposed to be out in 2014 and is still a no show. Coincidence that Chris Roberts was also in bed with another feature-creeping, underestimating, permanent pre-Alpha game?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:07

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Unfunny Poster posted:

No clue. However, CIG did put in the effort of linking his SA account to his rel name, which is a good use of their time.

Surely they are going to handle Bootcha better than most any other former believer whose gone sour. He's one of the only parties in this giant tragicomedy with nukes.

AP posted:

I think Karl takes screenshots and emails Sandi, so it doesn't take that much time. It's like having extra CIG staff only they pay you.

Yeah, seemed like the same thing happened with Bluestreak.

G0RF fucked around with this message at 08:44 on Jul 20, 2016

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:08

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PST posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYFCfRK4e6Y

Weirdly, there are no concrete dates given for anything anymore, almost as if they can't actually release anything but more jpegs.

"The scope of the game has expanded far more than they could have accounted for (even in January of 2015)" - :reddit:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:08

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

Bootcha posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVuMMf-jyQ

Hey reddit, archive this.

Great summary for any goon. Well done, as usual!

And my goondolences, because with this I'm pretty sure Sandi will fight tooth and nail that you don't get your money back lol.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:09

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

SneakyFrog posted:

I know right.. yeah i jumped into that fetid pool this morning unawares and pre-coffee.

I learned a learning.

I knew people in RL that complained about getting banned from 4chan because someone was browsing child porn on the same ip. It was around then that I found out all the rumors about 4chan were true and I have stayed far away from that cesspool.

The guy really wanted to get un ip banned so he could start browsing again.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:09

Nickiepoo: Jun 23, 2013

Being mocked for bad opinions =/= getting banned.

Being a buttcoin pedo does though.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:09

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Unfunny Poster posted:

No clue. However, CIG did put in the effort of linking his SA account to his rel name, which is a good use of their time.

They have like, five private investors. I'm pretty sure linking the one who is currently throwing a tantrum and sending them Leonard J. Crabs letters is pretty fast and easy

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:09

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:11

PST: Jul 5, 2012; If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Unfunny Poster posted:

"The scope of the game has expanded far more than they could have accounted for (even in January of 2015)" -

An optimist might think that Roberts was being entirely genuine with all those dates and saying the game would cost 20 million and things just spiralled out of control. I think he saw how much money he could make by just promising things and selling jpegs and so is riding that train as far as it will go while desperately hoping it will last another 2 weeks at a time.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:12

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Hey 4chan please talk about me and say mean things about me too. I'm bad too. 4chan please.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:12

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Eonwe posted:

also im amazed that someone on reddit used being gay as an insult

how is it all the way back in the 90s you weirdo

Did you forget about that one SC cultist who came here, and bought a bunch of avatars for goons that were all "lol i'm gay lol pwned" images?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:12

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

DarkRefreshment posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/326160/

Shroud of the Avatar - Another game that was supposed to be out in 2014 and is still a no show. Coincidence that Chris Roberts was also in bed with another feature-creeping, underestimating, permanent pre-Alpha game?

Yeah but you can download and play SotA right now. There's towns and skeletons and stuff.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:13

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

joats posted:

I knew people in RL that complained about getting banned from 4chan because someone was browsing child porn on the same ip. It was around then that I found out all the rumors about 4chan were true and I have stayed far away from that cesspool.

The guy really wanted to get un ip banned so he could start browsing again.

yeah well its like anywhere where i just dont get the humor, yeah no thanks. something about anonymous asshattery doesnt quite trip my trigger.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:14

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Fish Fry Andy posted:

Opinions are split.

They have a thread about cats? How loving sad.

*has a thread about jailbait girls*

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:14

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

joats posted:

They are talking about you sneakyfrog!

"is it worth $10 to sign up?"

yes lowtax demands you do so.

"let's talk about each other's loving cats"

Sounds good.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:15

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

peter gabriel posted:

Cat magic at work

oh and what the gently caress guys.

i think we need to introduce the furry crew to our audience again since they love it so much.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:15

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

oh what is normiest mean?

I collect my insults for posterity and i apparently have fans.

maybe im going to get swatted for my gangtag

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:16

2DCAT: Jun 24, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

DarkRefreshment posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/326160/

Shroud of the Avatar - Another game that was supposed to be out in 2014 and is still a no show. Coincidence that Chris Roberts was also in bed with another feature-creeping, underestimating, permanent pre-Alpha game?

Star Citizen is at least issuing refunds :cry:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:19

2DCAT: Jun 24, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Dr. Smart - Pledge money to Richard Garriott too, then threaten to sue him so that I can get a refund.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:20

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

I always feel like I am anonymous when posting. Most of us goons without avatars feel invisible most of the time.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:22

DreadLlama: Jul 15, 2005; Not just for breakfast anymore

Are CIG taking punitive action against RSI forum accounts for SA shitposting?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:22

DarkRefreshment: May 5, 2015; Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

spacetoaster posted:

Yeah but you can download and play SotA right now. There's towns and skeletons and stuff.

True, but you can download SC at like 500TB (somewhat an exaggeration) and aimlessly blow up your go cart for fun and ....profit? Also spaceship-ish.

To be fair, skeletons sound cooler, but they are still a year late.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:23

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

joats posted:

I always feel like I am anonymous when posting. Most of us goons without avatars feel invisible most of the time.

you arent invisible to me avatarless person.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:23

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

SneakyFrog posted:

you arent invisible to me avatarless person.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:24

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Fish Fry Andy posted:

It's okay.

I guess they are having serious problems with people here crossposting in their thread. They're really on the look out for goons or Derek Smart showing up, and also are very concerned that their guild is secretly run by a cabal of secret goons or something.

Not pictured: their reaction to the Smarties gang tag.

in my professional opinion this looks to me like PTSD from being goonfucked

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:26

Nickiepoo: Jun 23, 2013

2DCAT posted:

Dr. Smart - Pledge money to Richard Garriott too, then threaten to sue him so that I can get a refund.

lol doublescammed.

Fool me once........

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:26

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

DreadLlama posted:

Are CIG taking punitive action against RSI forum accounts for SA shitposting?

Yes, look at what happened to B4tBG

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:27

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Fish Fry Andy posted:

It's okay.

I wonder what happens when they realize posting count determines who our leaders are.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:29

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

joats posted:

I always feel like I am anonymous when posting. Most of us goons without avatars feel invisible most of the time.

I notice and love you

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:30

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

SneakyFrog posted:

oh what is normiest mean?

oh here we go. I guess this is a 4 chan burn?

quote:

normie
A person who does not have a mental illness such as bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, mood disorders, PTSD, depression or any similar mental disability. "Normie" is a reference to those who are a part of the mainstream culture; the 97% of the population who do not have a mental illness.

Kathryn is bipolar I with psychotic features but her husband is a normie.

uhm.. thank you?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:32

Young Freud: Nov 25, 2006

AP posted:

Thumbnails for todays top images.

I see what you did there.

Dunite posted:

It seems like Redditors impression of goons more correctly reprents their own actions than it does that of SA forum members.

Does that mean Reddit is better at being Goony than goons are?

Don't think we've had anything like r/jailbait or r/coontown on our forums before.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:33