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Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

spacetoaster posted:

Stop being so mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frc7BPmGd2U

That's probably the only good thing I've seen coming out of Star citizen

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:40

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# ? Jul 10, 2025 05:54

Hammerstein: May 6, 2005; YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

D_Smart posted:

So our new contender for my WIP blog (latest PDF export) on the abusive White Knights in the Star Citizen community, is Nick Butler (that's him in the wheelchair) aka /user/NitroTypat/ aka @Bipii_4084.

If you look at his Reddit and Twitter feeds (1, 2, 3, 4), he is one of my top harassers (I'm rounding them all up like cattle, for the blog, then I'm going to link to all their social media feeds).

Hey Nick, if you don't knock it off, I'm going to have my people get in touch with your Dad in Virginia and let him know you're harassing people online. No further warnings. Go play a game or something.

Knock it off Derek. You wanna sue someone who got dealt a lovely hand by life and is invested in SC ?

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:42

OhDearGodNo: Jan 3, 2014

D_Smart posted:

So our new contender for my WIP blog (latest PDF export) on the abusive White Knights in the Star Citizen community, is

Hey Nick, if you don't knock it off, I'm going to have my people get in touch with your Dad in Virginia and let him know you're harassing people online. No further warnings. Go play a game or something.

Holy poo poo my kids go to that school.

*kids are not featured above.

e: my oldest says he's just a quiet normal friendly dude. I think you really should let this go.

OhDearGodNo fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Oct 28, 2015

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:42

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

mormonpartyboat posted:

why is the nose so low

is that bump actually for oldman lips

it issssssss

D_Smart posted:

(that's him in the wheelchair)

definitely a phrase that needed to be posted

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:43

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

derek, real talk: i know you want to make a point of these guys, I get it, but namedropping them when they're not public figures feels creepy as hell

if you want to PM them "I know where you live" and post their frantic backtracking, we'll all laugh

if you want to just flat add them to their lawsuit and serve them, we'll probably still all laugh

the half-measure public name and "I'll call your dad" just feels like you're picking on kids though

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:43

kingcom: Jun 23, 2012

D_Smart posted:

So our new contender for my WIP blog (latest PDF export) on the abusive White Knights in the Star Citizen community, is Nick Butler (that's him in the wheelchair) aka /user/NitroTypat/ aka @Bipii_4084.

If you look at his Reddit and Twitter feeds (1, 2, 3, 4), he is one of my top harassers (I'm rounding them all up like cattle, for the blog, then I'm going to link to all their social media feeds).

Hey Nick, if you don't knock it off, I'm going to have my people get in touch with your Dad in Virginia and let him know you're harassing people online. No further warnings. Go play a game or something.

This is hosed up.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:43

BigMouthSingers: Oct 15, 2015; I still subscribe because the puzzlebox tells me to.

Star Citizen.... you're playing right now.

Romes128 posted:

That's probably the only good thing I've seen coming out of Star citizen

Anyone know if this is in engine? Looks too good compared to what we get in game.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:44

Hooded Reptile: Aug 31, 2015

Agrajag posted:

how can anyone not look at this and think the game will be poo poo? literally a loving dark blob with some red accents and the helmet i dont even know

Hrmm yes I will wear this ballistic armor ALL OVER, but cover my dick with armor ? Nah.

Nut-shotting these guys is the only weakness.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:44

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

God dammit Derek...

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:44

botany: Apr 27, 2013; by Lowtax

D_Smart posted:

So our new contender for my WIP blog (latest PDF export) on the abusive White Knights in the Star Citizen community, is Nick Butler (that's him in the wheelchair) aka /user/NitroTypat/ aka @Bipii_4084.

If you look at his Reddit and Twitter feeds (1, 2, 3, 4), he is one of my top harassers (I'm rounding them all up like cattle, for the blog, then I'm going to link to all their social media feeds).

Hey Nick, if you don't knock it off, I'm going to have my people get in touch with your Dad in Virginia and let him know you're harassing people online. No further warnings. Go play a game or something.

lol yeah keep pretending youre not an autistic creepy gently caress

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:45

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

derek, no

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:46

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

According to the supposed letter by David Jennison, formerly the lead character artist for CIG:

So the sad thing is that, out of all of the concepts, the Heavy Pirate is supposedly one of the most cohesive ones. Of course we don't actually know if what we're seeing now is what they finished because...

Fun fact; this is what they had for the FPS a year ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cir3w-wIx9U

What the gently caress happened?

that loving headbobbing will survive through every fps iteration they do

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:46

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

hahahahahaha

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:46

FireWhizzle: Apr 2, 2009; a neckbeard elemental; Grimey Drawer

2DCAT posted:

Dear god. A mona lisa.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:46

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

that loving headbobbing will survive through every fps iteration they do

It's immersive dude.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:47

BogDew: Jun 14, 2006; E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Kilmers Elbow posted:

"You can't take the pie from me" :v:

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:47

comatose: Nov 23, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

D_Smart posted:

So our new contender for my WIP blog (latest PDF export) on the abusive White Knights in the Star Citizen community, is Nick Butler (that's him in the wheelchair) aka /user/NitroTypat/ aka @Bipii_4084.

If you look at his Reddit and Twitter feeds (1, 2, 3, 4), he is one of my top harassers (I'm rounding them all up like cattle, for the blog, then I'm going to link to all their social media feeds).

Hey Nick, if you don't knock it off, I'm going to have my people get in touch with your Dad in Virginia and let him know you're harassing people online. No further warnings. Go play a game or something.

Come on, man. Keep your eyes on the prize.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:47

FireWhizzle: Apr 2, 2009; a neckbeard elemental; Grimey Drawer

kingcom posted:

This is hosed up.

Is it hosed up because he's in a wheel chair or hosed up that he's telling the dude to stop being an internet rear end in a top hat?

:gary:

~just curious~ :allears:

FireWhizzle fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Oct 28, 2015

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:48

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

WebDog posted:

"You can't take the pie from me"

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:48

Amun Khonsu: Sep 15, 2012; wtf did he just say?; Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

So our new contender for my WIP blog (latest PDF export) on the abusive White Knights in the Star Citizen community, is Nick Butler (that's him in the wheelchair) aka /user/NitroTypat/ aka @Bipii_4084.

If you look at his Reddit and Twitter feeds (1, 2, 3, 4), he is one of my top harassers (I'm rounding them all up like cattle, for the blog, then I'm going to link to all their social media feeds).

Hey Nick, if you don't knock it off, I'm going to have my people get in touch with your Dad in Virginia and let him know you're harassing people online. No further warnings. Go play a game or something.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:48

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CIS is video gaming's Scientology.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:48

botany: Apr 27, 2013; by Lowtax

FireWhizzle posted:

Is it hosed up because he's in a wheel chair or hosed up that he's telling the dude to stop being an internet rear end in a top hat?

~just curious~

its hosed up because this whole thing is literally two mentally disabled people pissing on each others shoes in turn and then feeling smug about it. hope this helps your process of understanding.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:49

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Derek Vs Dalek

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:50

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

botany posted:

its hosed up because this whole thing is literally two mentally disabled people pissing on each others shoes in turn and then feeling smug about it. hope this helps your process of understanding.

Actually that's why I'm reading this thread.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:50

BigMouthSingers: Oct 15, 2015; I still subscribe because the puzzlebox tells me to.

Star Citizen.... you're playing right now.

D_Smart posted:

So our new contender for my WIP blog (latest PDF export) on the abusive White Knights in the Star Citizen community, is Nick Butler (that's him in the wheelchair) aka /user/NitroTypat/ aka @Bipii_4084.

If you look at his Reddit and Twitter feeds (1, 2, 3, 4), he is one of my top harassers (I'm rounding them all up like cattle, for the blog, then I'm going to link to all their social media feeds).

Hey Nick, if you don't knock it off, I'm going to have my people get in touch with your Dad in Virginia and let him know you're harassing people online. No further warnings. Go play a game or something.

Maybe give this guy a pass? He might just have a reason to be angry at the world

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:51

botany: Apr 27, 2013; by Lowtax

Fish Fry Andy posted:

Actually that's why I'm reading this thread.

haha yeah me too to be honest

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:51

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Greatest thread in internet history.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:51

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

botany posted:

its hosed up because this whole thing is literally two mentally disabled people pissing on each others shoes in turn and then feeling smug about it. hope this helps your process of understanding.

I believe the term is retarded.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:51

Jst0rm: Sep 16, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Derek please leave people with horrible genetic disfigurements alone.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:51

FireWhizzle: Apr 2, 2009; a neckbeard elemental; Grimey Drawer

botany posted:

its hosed up because this whole thing is literally two mentally disabled people pissing on each others shoes in turn and then feeling smug about it. hope this helps your process of understanding.

I would like to know more, I've never been very good at the understanding

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:51

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

spacetoaster posted:

Stop being so mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frc7BPmGd2U

Other games: mocap & hand-tune elaborate dances as made famous by pop stars, entertainers, and internet memes

Star Citizen: authentic awkward white guy dancing. Couldn't they at least have mocapped Money-Hat guy? He looks like he's got a couple moves.

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

derek, real talk: i know you want to make a point of these guys, I get it, but namedropping them when they're not public figures feels creepy as hell

Also someone talking about you on the internet isn't harassment.

Just put down the sword and bask in your victory until a new worthy foe steps to you! Don't go after cripples who happen to post on a mocking subreddit with a bare couple hundred viewers. This is the same thing that happened at the end of The Smart Room. Leave well enough alone.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:52

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

OhDearGodNo posted:

Holy poo poo my kids go to that school.

*kids are not featured above.

I'm jealous that you're apparently so close to Mission BBQ :gary:

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:52

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

BigMouthSingers posted:

Maybe give this guy a pass? He might just have a reason to be angry at the world

No. Don't.

I want to know how far derek is willing to go.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:52

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

"that's him in the wheelchair"

:lol:

I am dying.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:53

Amun Khonsu: Sep 15, 2012; wtf did he just say?; Grimey Drawer

Jst0rm posted:

Derek please leave people with horrible genetic disfigurements alone.

I dont know. It appears that being an online troll is an equal opportunity profession. heh

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:53

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

peter gabriel posted:

Derek Vs Dalek

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:54

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

BigMouthSingers posted:

Maybe give this guy a pass? He might just have a reason to be angry at the world

i dunno, man, according to the picture derek linked he's like a prize winning robot or something

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:54

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

That's me in the wheelchair

losing my anonymity.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:55

Tim Pawlenty: Jun 3, 2006

cant believe this crippleteen nerd has the nerve to call derek smart an idiot. beat him up derek. we're all rooting for you, this is definitely a great use of your time and is cool + good.

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Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

2DCAT posted:

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