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Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004



Shut the gently caress up you white noise dullard. You don't even stand out in the thread where the baseline poster is the kind of drooling moron who finds snoop dogg youtube poops funny.

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Amethyst posted:

You literally have a Derek Smart avatar. You're a cheerleader for an incredibly stupid obsessive who doxes wheelchair bound vid game fans because he has nothing better to do. You probably spend several hours a week in this lovely thread.

I don't even need to add anything more to this post because it's already clear that your unimaginably pathetic life isn't worth living.

Yeah well at least he's funny while you're just a moron that continues to post in a community you obviously don't enjoy for ELEVEN loving YEARS and regularly goes off on how everyone else is beneath you.

:frogout:

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



staberind posted:

I know this is a bad idea, but does the wulge have a face?

He's the Highlander guy, isn't he?

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

Invoking fairy dust is not a crime.


Today, on "things the SC fanatics are creaming themselves about" a store-front has new duds (that you can't buy or wear, of course).

http://imgur.com/a/SaztK



Holy poo poo! Brown is in.

quote:

I like the original better, but I get the feeling Casaba wouldn't sell the kind of industrial sci-fi wears I would have expected from that original store front.

quote:

Kinda looks to me like a space UNIQLO. I'm all for it but I think it's too late to say at this juncture; it may all just be placeholder for later. If it is just social clothes (which I'm glad have their own place), I wouldn't put it past CIG to have an armory of sorts in the works.

quote:

Feel every excruciating minute as you escort your coed-pilot on a mission to find the perfect top for an evening of dancing at G-Loc. Your heart pounds as she stares into her MobiGlas, comparing the stats of two seemingly identical outfits. Will this be the one? Should I have quick-saved before agreeing to take this mission? Do I have enough cargo capacity to carry all this poo poo out of here?

Suddenly, she turns to you and you dare not look away from the contextual dialogue options. Your tremble-in-fear emote anticipates the question that will inevitablity decide which ending cinematic you get that night.

"Does this make my character model look fat?"

Best drat Shopping Simulator Ever!

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004


MeLKoR posted:

Yeah well at least he's funny while you're a moron that continues to post in a community you obviously don't enjoy for ELEVEN loving YEARS and regularly goes off on how everyone else is beneath you.

It isn't hard to be above a bottom feeding Derek Smart fanboy.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


A quick recap for people who can't keep up with the thread.

Derek Smart has severely maimed Chris Roberts in a fight effectively putting him in a wheelchair for life. Now he's suing for making his knuckles hurt.

comatose
Nov 23, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

trucutru posted:

Today, on "things the SC fanatics are creaming themselves about" a store-front has new duds (that you can't buy or wear, of course).

http://imgur.com/a/SaztK



Holy poo poo!

Amazing! *drops another $1000 on jpegs*

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


Oh, and a goon is mad because he hates fun. But that's not new.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014




Amethyst posted:

it's already clear that your unimaginably pathetic life isn't worth living.

u mad bro? You should post about how mad you are in other SA threads.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.


http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&username=d_smart

:eyepop:

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Amethyst posted:

Shut the gently caress up you white noise dullard. You don't even stand out in the thread where the baseline poster is the kind of drooling moron who finds snoop dogg youtube poops funny.

which is worse, getting upset in internet threads about games or not being the most noticeable retard?

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."


Amethyst posted:

You literally have a Derek Smart avatar. You're a cheerleader for an incredibly stupid obsessive who doxes wheelchair bound vid game fans because he has nothing better to do. You probably spend several hours a week in this lovely thread.

I don't even need to add anything more to this post because it's already clear that your unimaginably pathetic life isn't worth living.

How the gently caress are you part of SA for over a decade and still don't understand how it works?

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...




Fun Shoe

Amethyst posted:

You literally have a Derek Smart avatar. You're a cheerleader for an incredibly stupid obsessive who doxes wheelchair bound vid game fans because he has nothing better to do. You probably spend several hours a week in this lovely thread.

I don't even need to add anything more to this post because it's already clear that your unimaginably pathetic life isn't worth living.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



i don't give a poo poo about this stupid loving dweeb space sim but i am interested in watching a middle-aged computer coding specialist litigate against an actually severely retarded child

comatose
Nov 23, 2005



Lipstick Apathy


That is a quality avatar. Definitely a keeper!

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Amethyst posted:

It isn't hard to be above a bottom feeding Derek Smart fanboy.

If you're in this for the self validation then just read our posts while rubbing one out and spare us your words of wisdom.

:frogout:, just :frogout:, :frogout:

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Marching Powder posted:

i don't give a poo poo about this stupid loving dweeb space sim but i am interested in watching a middle-aged computer coding specialist litigate against an actually severely retarded child

its the closest to #dorkcourt i could find and its loving hilarious

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014




CrazyLoon posted:

How the gently caress are you part of SA for over a decade and still don't understand how it works?

He knows exactly how it works. :colbert:

Amun Khonsu
Sep 15, 2012

wtf did he just say?

Grimey Drawer

wah?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&username=bandit%20LOAF

Deki
May 12, 2008








I think the wheelchair guy should probably be left alone (as should most of the people involved), but I'm not going to pretend I didn't laugh at any of this.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

Amethyst posted:

You literally have a Derek Smart avatar. You're a cheerleader for an incredibly stupid obsessive who doxes wheelchair bound vid game fans because he has nothing better to do. You probably spend several hours a week in this lovely thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxtPRF6NG7I

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004


It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014




Is this concept art?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007





I've just talked to chris and it sounds like the baby pu is gonna be out in about 2 weeks

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

I've got tone.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...




Fun Shoe

Kilmers Elbow posted:

He's the Highlander guy, isn't he?

The shitwizard that posts those achingly terrible images? beardyman?

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!



Amethyst posted:

It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row.

I like you. I think me and you could be friends once you get that stick removed from your rear end.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007





Amethyst posted:

It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row.

:frogout::frogout::frogout::frogout::frogout::frogout::frogout::frogout::frogout::frogout::frogout::frogout:

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week


What I'd like to do to the last 5 pages:

Nemo2342
Nov 25, 2007

Have A Day





Nap Ghost


Which one is Derek Smart?

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



OH gently caress
https://archive.is/r3lkh
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comatose
Nov 23, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

Amethyst posted:

It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row.

Greetings friend! Might I interest you in the teachings of our Lord and Savior, Christ Roberts? If you'll just direct your mouse pointer to my referral link, you too can begin enjoying the glory that is looking at spaceship jpegs.

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

Amethyst posted:

It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row.

God you are a loving idiot. Nobody wanted to stalk or doxx some twitter shitposter that was wheelchair bound. All of this poo poo is in your dumb crazy brains head.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!




Lol. He deleted all his comments? Yeah he's not afraid of anything. Who's got his post where he dared Derek to go after his posting history?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


Amethyst posted:

It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row.

I am in tears. Because I'm laughing. At your posts. Get it? Your posts are laughably bad and they make me laugh so hard I actually cry. That's how bad you posts are.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Amethyst posted:

It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row.

I'll pray to god that he give you the good sense to finally stop wasting your time hanging around this hive of scum and villainy.

Now :frogout:

Amun Khonsu
Sep 15, 2012

wtf did he just say?

Grimey Drawer


Derek must have scared the fk out of him.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...




Fun Shoe

Amethyst posted:

It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row.

You are posting this like you are a lone worrier against a tide of heartless fuckers.
why dont you reach out to wheelchair guy and say "you pathetic infantile bastard, I want to cover you in bubblewrap, hold you in my big strong arms and so on".

this boy is physically a mess, but he is 19, old enough to know the difference between calling Derek a dalek & trying to go all davros on L.O.D. by bombing it on steam.

choose your battles wisely.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me





Amethyst posted:

It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row.

pretty sure it's actually from this sweet fukken burg

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janssendalt
May 7, 2015


Deki posted:

I think the wheelchair guy should probably be left alone (as should most of the people involved), but I'm not going to pretend I didn't laugh at any of this.


Amethyst posted:

It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row.

Agreed


DSmart might have his reasons to appear like an indolent warlord, yet I gather most of you at least a little bit of common sense and know what can happen when a person, troubled as a handicapped teenager can be, gets exposed to the cruel depths of the interwebs

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