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it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008



This thread is such a treat. x000 unread posts and you never know what you'll get. Is it another Croberts meltdown? More senior staff quit? Or is noted developer of broken games Derek Smart threatening to call some wheelchair guy's dad because he talked smack on the internet?

Bootcha posted:

I've got tone.

They're still not answering the phone huh?

Karl_Ramseier posted:

I honestly doubt that he wants to test a legal system outside the US. Besides I have no problem if he ridicule these guys but for gods sake let the loving real life info kids and whatnot out of it.
Moreover you don't need more than 20 minutes and a pacer account to get tons of juicy infos about Derek's endeavours so it would be wise to calm down.

Either post what you've got or shut the gently caress up and gently caress off you tedious fuckwit.

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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


AP posted:

The guy has a real bad case of the Citizens.

We should probably get a urinalysis and a CBC in case it progresses to Robertitis. Also were going to have to do a puboscopy to rule out Sanditosis.

For right now he should be taking 50 tweets per day of Derek Smart and get a girlfriend.

Plankalkuel
Mar 29, 2008


Gentleman Baller posted:

Hello friends my brother is in a wheelchair and well I was just wondering what sort of stuff on the internet that allows him to do without fear of reprisal.

Thanks

Tell him to be nice to Derek! Also: He shouldn't give CIG any money.

Thronde
Aug 4, 2012



Fun Shoe

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Given how horrible Sandi is when speaking directly to staff imagine what she says about Wulf behind his back.

Especially since he probably sent her dick pics. And unshaven, the neanderthal! How dare he!

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

oh.. something funny must have been posted.. yaay.

booo.

this is not fun.

peter gabriel posted:

Bought a bass



all about that bass

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Bootcha posted:

I've got tone.

fox 2 man. fire all of the missiles and lazors.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



AP posted:



I gave up counting after 100 tweets at Smart, presumably he'd been blocked long, long before that. The guy has a real bad case of the Citizens.

It's not normal, I make lots of poo poo posts about Star Citizen but I'm enjoying everything and I try not to touch the poop, I don't get involved on twitter, reddit, RSI, these people actually think they are fighting a war. The Brazilian anti Star Citizen guy is just as bad but I think you see it a lot more in the people who have thousands "invested".

It's a potential game and not a single pro or anti post is going to be make a bit of difference to the outcome.

I ran his twitter through a social media boopity booper.

Tweeted at Derek Smart 93 times since September 1st 2015.

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004


Exciting Lemon

Has there been anything about the other staff who quit?

Orions Lord
May 21, 2012


Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Has there been anything about the other staff who quit?

They need additional staff to read the SA forums.

Thronde
Aug 4, 2012



Fun Shoe

I missed it in the poo poo posting, how many quit? I know they sacked/are sacking Austin.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love


Grimey Drawer

Shala posted:

lol what a dipshit.

I bet he makes like 10-20k above median at best and thinks he's a baller lmao

Dude was full time help desk, I think. He didn't make poo poo. I think the only reason he was able to go into debt over Shart Shitizen was because he couldn't get it up to plow his wife and have kids.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them


Grimey Drawer

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Has there been anything about the other staff who quit?

Not that I've seen Derek mentioned 7 more but I think implied most were leaving over the Christmas holidays, so not public yet. Octopode could probably check rsi accounts but not sure he reads the thread anymore and checking linkedin is too much effort for me.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love


Grimey Drawer

AP posted:

Not that I've seen Derek mentioned 7 more but I think implied most were leaving over the Christmas holidays, so not public yet.

Classy of the Robertses to let people go over the holidays.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Given how horrible Sandi is when speaking directly to staff imagine what she says about Wulf behind his back.

From what I heard his junk complies with her rigorous standards.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them


Grimey Drawer

Skoll posted:

Classy of the Robertses to let people go over the holidays.

I think the 7 are "high profile" names jumping ship and swimming for shore, I don't think we know when the Austin hammer is going to drop for the others. If lease is yearly then maybe November.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007


Kegslayer posted:

Is anyone going to win if he goes after a 19 year old physically and mentally disabled man who spends hundreds of dollars to buy spaceship jpegs?

No

I now return you to your regular song and recipes thread.

Hey buying space Jpegs only makes you mentally disabled.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Skoll posted:

Classy of the Robertses to let people go over the holidays.
This Chrismas everyone gets the sack.

:gary::btroll:
Gary is amazing.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Skoll posted:

Classy of the Robertses to let people go over the holidays.

seriously?

Ugh

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!

Grimey Drawer

AP posted:



I gave up counting after 100 tweets at Smart, presumably he'd been blocked long, long before that. The guy has a real bad case of the Citizens.

Dickwolf posted:

We stand together, we stand vigilant and we stand victorious.

Aww cute, look at him being all happy because for once in his life, something... stands. :allears:

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love


Grimey Drawer

Hopper posted:

Aww cute, look at him being all happy because for once in his life, something... stands. :allears:

:vince: :drat: :boom:

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.



AP posted:

The guy has a real bad case of the Citizens.

It's that what we call it now? I mean, you're not wrong, but it's just sad to see such a good word be hijacked and sullied with such connotations. :eng99:

Nickiepoo
Jun 23, 2013


pftc posted:

I ran his twitter through a social media boopity booper.

Tweeted at Derek Smart 93 times since September 1st 2015.

Hahahaha, twice a day for the last two months, christ.

Well it's not like he can go and play outside I guess :(

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

Nickiepoo posted:

Hahahaha, twice a day for the last two months, christ.

Well it's not like he can go and play outside I guess :(

The kid likes to run... his mouth.

janssendalt
May 7, 2015



Woah, this forum just took a very dark turn.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta


janssendalt posted:

Woah, this forum just took a very dark turn.

Yeah that's not one of those normal wheelchairs for a person that plays wheelchair basketball in their free time. That's one of those "you are a curse to your insurance company" wheelchairs.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love


Grimey Drawer

revmoo posted:

Yeah that's not one of those normal wheelchairs for a person that plays wheelchair basketball in their free time. That's one of those "you are a curse to your insurance company" wheelchairs.

I bet it can hit Mach 1.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Skoll posted:

I bet it can hit Mach 1.
But Mach 1 will hit it back.:ohdear:

Io_
Oct 15, 2012

woo woo



Pillbug

On wheelchairgate:

Being in a wheelchair doesn't excuse you from the consequences of being a dumbshit. However it's also one of those handle it quietly with the parents because discretion is the better part of valor moments.

It is however still funny as gently caress and I have no sympathy.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Given how horrible Sandi is when speaking directly to staff imagine what she says about Wulf behind his back.

I guess that depends whether or not the Wulge is a smoothie.

Io_ fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Oct 28, 2015

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them


Grimey Drawer

joats posted:

The kid likes to run... his mouth.



:ohdear:

Source

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


The wheels on the chair go round and round,
round and round,
round and round.
The wheels on the chair go round and round,
all day long.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747


we're doxxing 19yo's in wheelchairs? the derek smart show is funny, but come on we're better than this, loving ban this guy already

kordansk
Sep 12, 2011


We all know how much Sandi hates Movember.

Truga
May 4, 2014


Lipstick Apathy

The Sack of Austin (2015)

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY



Nap Ghost

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Dongattack posted:

we're doxxing 19yo's in wheelchairs? the derek smart show is funny, but come on we're better than this, loving ban this guy already

Derek is put into an awkward position.

Chris Roberts called Derek a smelly shitface and sent Crippled Dick Wulf to attack for him.

The crippled kid wanted to have Derek SWATed. https://archive.is/h9BMi

What's Derek supposed to do? Let it happen?

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009



If Hitler was in a wheelchair we'd all be speaking German.

Ok guys I did it, the conversation has reached peak dumb we can all talk about something else.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

You're a grown man Derek so do what you want but please keep your eye on the prize.


hosed up if true

janssendalt
May 7, 2015


pftc posted:

Derek is put into an awkward position.

Chris Roberts called Derek a smelly shitface and sent Crippled Dick Wulf to attack for him.

The crippled kid wanted to have Derek SWATed. https://archive.is/h9BMi

What's Derek supposed to do? Let it happen?

are you sure you can read?

I mean, I won't judge you if you're retarded.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


pftc posted:

Derek is put into an awkward position.

Chris Roberts called Derek a smelly shitface and sent Crippled Dick Wulf to attack for him.

The crippled kid wanted to have Derek SWATed. https://archive.is/h9BMi

What's Derek supposed to do? Let it happen?

Yeah, I spoke up against this last night and even took the time to write a long carepost to the kid telling him to shut the gently caress up and stop poking the bear but I've regretted it already. Wheelchair or not he's a shithead, gently caress him.

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

.... how could anything go wrong going after stephen hawking?

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