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Land Fish posted:Is the game out yet? according to chris roberts, yes! and you're lucky you only spent 92$ on it!
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I woke up today feeling ill. It wasn't a normal feeling by any means. Something was lingering within my soul. I finished showering and brushing my teeth. The condensation in the mirror started to fade and an ill figure looked back at me. His eyes were crusted and red, skin a sickening pale, worn out from repeating the same routine every day and hating it. I opened my mouth and with a creaky voice I cried. That's me! I'm in the wheelchair.
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Pladdicus posted:according to chris roberts, yes! and you're lucky you only spent 92$ on it! I know, right? A space golf cart simulator like this would be a bargain at 100x the price.
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"I sued a man today To see if I still could You think I'm just a jerk I'm just misunderstood Chris Roberts is a fraud I tell the FTC Made a killing off of fools But it really should be me What have I begun My facebook friends? If you copy this, you'll get sued In the end And I can save you all From this concept art I won't let you down I am Derek Smart" thats him in the wheel chair
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Do you guys have any endgame plans that you want to work towards?quote:Personally after I trade enough I want to use game packages to create some custom NPC's. Then buy an Endeavor with farming pods and send all the "peasants" to work the farms. I might even decide to board other "houses" and conscript the peasants to relieve them of their stuff, thus making my "house" richer. All will fear the wrath of House Zuri. quote:A hangar with every single game-purchasable ship in it, in mint condition. My own personal ship museum. My pledge ships don't count. Every ship I've pledged for will be my workhorses. I'll have to buy them all again in-game for the museum. quote:I want to be known as a notorious bounty hunter, with endless bounties claimed. I want people to look to me when I jump into a system and wonder if I'm there for them. I want a nice quiet hangar on some beautiful planet full of trophies from my conquests. I had that in Galaxies and it was so much fun, and very fulfilling. I'd load into a starport and watch everyone's head look at my character as they ran a command to see if I was hostile towards them (bounty hunters had first strike, forgot how you could tell if you were being hunted)
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Selling dreams.
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Tippis posted:Goons see redditors post silly images. stop punching yourself!
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If you look closer at the image you'll see that it's a coke machine in that wheelchair
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AP posted:poo poo or get off the pot. It took someone as scammy and scummy as Chris loving Roberts and Star Citizen and its community to make Derek Smart into the hero he always saw himself to be. I don't think I've seen anything like it before. Besides Jonestown, Heavens Gate, and The Branch Davidians, and those weren't a constant source of hilarity.
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Advocacy Records: 116952 posted:Advocacy Records
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Derek, he wants to fight you in the playground and slap your face.![]()
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D_Smart is this your lawyer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL3MxAH-kDI
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fuctifino posted:Derek, he wants to fight you in the playground and slap your face. This is what a mass murderer looks like days before the act.
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Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but that's him in the wheelchair!
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So back on the topic of culinary expertise for a moment - have you guys tried grilled cheese with rye bread? I've been mulling over it but haven't taken the plunge. Pros/Cons?
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FireWhizzle posted:So back on the topic of culinary expertise for a moment - have you guys tried grilled cheese with rye bread? I've been mulling over it but haven't taken the plunge. Pros/Cons? Go for it. The fennel seeds add a real zing. Also, great op, OP. ![]()
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Ow. My spleen. I'm broken.
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FireWhizzle posted:So back on the topic of culinary expertise for a moment - have you guys tried grilled cheese with rye bread? I've been mulling over it but haven't taken the plunge. Pros/Cons? A lot of it depends on the type of cheese, but I know gruyere works really well on rye. I don't do them on rye a lot but actually Martha Stewart has a couple good recipes. I did her fontina, harissa, and pear on rye once and it was delicious.
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Chri--Christ Roberts did 9/11? ![]()
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aw poo poo
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This thread. What a long, strange trip it has been.
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Too close for missiles. Switching to guns.
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Bootcha posted:Too close for missiles. Switching to guns. Derek really should hit the brakes, that way the wheelchair would fly right by and he could focus more on CIG.
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fuctifino posted:Derek, he wants to fight you in the playground and slap your face. All the most balanced commentary about SC is always screamed by a blading man from in front of a giant star citizen logo.
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not emptyquoting.
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DSmart, how do you prefer your grilled cheese? Have you meandered into the rye-curious zone? If so, what were your experiences and how did it affect your grilled cheese habits?
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FireWhizzle posted:Reddit adbot knows.. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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The question we all have to ask ourselves at some point or another while browsing the SC reddit: CYPYTSbF?
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fuctifino posted:Derek, he wants to fight you in the playground and slap your face. "And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?" Seriously, how many ![]() ...and since I'm quoting HST: 'I shrugged. "That's not me", i said. "That's the guy in the wheel chair". He works for Rolling Stone... a really vicious crazy kind of person.'
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