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scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

How much do I have to donate to get "Sperg Lord" on this thing?

# ? Nov 6, 2015 00:48

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# ? Jun 6, 2023 00:24

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

The irony is not having registered in 2001 because "I will never pay for anything on the internet ever wth Lowtax"

# ? Nov 6, 2015 00:48

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Network Pesci posted:

How much do I have to donate to get "Sperg Lord" on this thing?

Honestly, if you talk about these things outside of this very thread you'll be called Sperg Lord pretty quickly

# ? Nov 6, 2015 00:49

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

I have unlocked a goon achievement

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:08

Gwamp: Apr 18, 2003; Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,

Testes for Jesus!

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:10

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

So how much did the Tax pull in from this whole thing so far

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:13

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Aesop Poprock posted:

So how much did the Tax pull in from this whole thing so far

enough to put his kids through clown collage

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:15

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Lord Binky posted:

enough to put his kids through clown collage

i've never seen asian clowns before but that doesn't sound right

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:16

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

$14 was my thing

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:19

Red Minjo: Oct 20, 2010; Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.; Gravy Boat 2k

$33.33 for Gravy Boat 2k. On the whole, a mysterious title.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:27

grieving for Gandalf: Apr 22, 2008; Old school? New school?
Shit, I didn't go to school

I think I'm gonna buy platinum later just to support SA lol

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:32

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

$11.93 for Muldoon

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:33

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

drunkb posted:

$11.93 for Muldoon

gently caress, I want that one, and I paid $25 for <--- this

Do you think Lowtax would change mine to Muldoon and refund me the $13.07?

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:34

Scudworth: Jan 1, 2005; When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.; Dinosaur Gum

Lord Binky posted:

$14 was my thing

Congrats on the best one so far.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:35

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Professor Shark posted:

gently caress, I want that one, and I paid $25 for <--- this

Do you think Lowtax would change mine to Muldoon and refund me the $13.07?

lowtax just saw the word refund and he's about to make you a garbage dick

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:35

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

Lord Binky posted:

enough to put his kids through clown collage

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:38

Heteroy: Mar 13, 2004; Yam Slacker

I have more money than sense.

Edit: $67.15 closer to equilibrium.

Heteroy fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Nov 6, 2015

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:41

Biscuit Hider: Apr 12, 2005; Biscuit Hider

You'll never find the biscuits, shitlords!

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:49

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

lowtax just saw the word refund and he's about to make you a garbage dick

REFUND?! :tizzy:

Just kidding, I'll stick with Team Pizza

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:49

Nalin: Sep 29, 2007; Hair Elf

I'm just soiled meat.
$31.31

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:51

Biscuit Hider: Apr 12, 2005; Biscuit Hider

Nice av, bro

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:53

mirarant: Dec 18, 2012; Post or die

thathonkey posted:

anyone done 7.77?

Yes

# ? Nov 6, 2015 01:53

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

I'm guessing the titles are by the dollar so both 6 and 6.66 will get you buglord

# ? Nov 6, 2015 02:18

artichoke: Sep 29, 2003; delirium tremens and caffeine; Gravy Boat 2k

I will treasure this for some time.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 02:44

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

5.03, 5.00 - Lipstick Apathy
6.66 - Buglord
7.11, 7.77 - Pork Pro
8.00 -Salad Prong
9.11 - Gary’s Answer
10.00 - Grimey Drawer
11.93 - Muldoon
12.81 - Plaster Town Cop
13.37 - Yams Fan
14.00 - Tortured By Flan
15.00 - Fallen Rib
16.90 - Clever Betty
17.77 - Ultra Carp
18.00 - Illegal Hen
20.00 - Fun Shoe
22.22- Fan of Britches
23.50 - Megamarm
24.00 - Hot Rope Guy
25.00 - College Slice
27.00 - Bread Liar
31.31 - Soiled Meat
33.33 - Gravy Boat 2k
40.00 - Dinosaur Gum
42.00 - Gun Saliva
50.00 - Pillbug
67.15 - Yam Slacker
69.00 - Smellrose
72.00 - Total Clam
75.00, 77.00 - Biscuit Hider
82.00 - Broken Cake
87.00 - Wedge Regret
100.00 - Nap Ghost
150.00 - Oven Wrangler

?? - Ramrod XTreme
?? - Taco Defender

Bismuth fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Nov 9, 2015

# ? Nov 6, 2015 04:36

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Since people like seeing bars go up, I made a little diagram showing the progress of the donation drive:

# ? Nov 6, 2015 04:36

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

who the hell donated 67.15 and wouldn't donate 69??

# ? Nov 6, 2015 04:37

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

who the hell donated 67.15 and wouldn't donate 69??

a huge rear end in a top hat

# ? Nov 6, 2015 04:40

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

How do you pronounce 'drawer' - Duh-rohr-rher over here.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 04:54

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Zahgaegun posted:

How do you pronounce 'drawer' - Duh-rohr-rher over here.

Door with an r. Droor. Which is probably retarded but, texas

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:01

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Applewhite posted:

who the hell donated 67.15 and wouldn't donate 69??

Odds are pretty likely he just lumped in all values that were the same, gave them titles, then retroactively applied a range to them.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:05

dirk0: Jun 24, 2004; They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!; Dinosaur Gum

Very cool, I'll be donating shortly. I honestly thought this was another "Lowtax gave me an STD" thread.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:06

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

Lol look at all these nerds spergin over what tags cost what when obviously grimey drawers is the classy choice. There is no other currency than :10bux:

E: for the hell of it I gis'd some of the tags and found that some of you guys' avs are at the top. Grimey drawer has some, lipstick apathy shows a few women including Sarah Palin plus some avs from here.

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Nov 6, 2015

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:09

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Holy poo poo this better not change it is amazing :laffo:

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:52

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Honky Dong Country posted:

Lol look at all these nerds spergin over what tags cost what when obviously grimey drawers is the classy choice. There is no other currency than

E: for the hell of it I gis'd some of the tags and found that some of you guys' avs are at the top. Grimey drawer has some, lipstick apathy shows a few women including Sarah Palin plus some avs from here.

I am a paleontologist IRL and for a while lived with the fantasy that Lowtax somehow searched my post history in coming up with the perfect food related tag.

I also love dinosour gums unironically.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:00