How do you think this would affect the game?
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Dec 17, 2015 17:56
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Duke, no bubblegum: Blow it out your rear end. Duke, with bubblegum: [blows it out his mouth]
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Dec 17, 2015 17:56
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I think it would look a little something... like this.........
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Dec 17, 2015 17:57
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is there a canon flavour that duke likes?!
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Dec 17, 2015 18:06
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the ultimate toilet
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Dec 17, 2015 18:08
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He would probably only kick half as much rear end since having bubble gum would distract him from the rear end kicking.
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Dec 17, 2015 18:08
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Duke nukem forever probably
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Dec 17, 2015 18:09
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SPACE HOMOS posted:He would probably only kick half as much rear end since having bubble gum would distract him from the rear end kicking. That makes sense but he could also blow bubbles like that cop chick in robocop
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Dec 17, 2015 18:10
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Nation posted:is there a canon flavour that duke likes?!
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Dec 17, 2015 18:12
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Nation posted:That makes sense but he could also blow bubbles like that cop chick in robocop Keep in mind she gets owned multiple times and dies in Robocop 3.
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Dec 17, 2015 18:12
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I think i should point out my theory that the aliens busted up dukes ride, possibly containing his last pack of juicy fruit
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Dec 17, 2015 18:12
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FactsAreUseless posted:No, Serious Sam prefers cannon flavor.
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Dec 17, 2015 18:13
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SPACE HOMOS posted:Keep in mind she gets owned multiple times and dies in Robocop 3. well erm she is a chick playing a mans role hehe
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Dec 17, 2015 18:13
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Someone else would have stepped in and kicked all the rear end in that game instead of Duke, leaving him (and thus us) a mere spectator to the violence. For some, this would be boring, but to the thinking people among us, it would be a solemn meditation on the theme that "war is hell".
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Dec 17, 2015 18:37
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FactsAreUseless posted:Duke, no bubblegum: Blow it out your rear end.
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Dec 17, 2015 18:38
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duke pulls out a to-do list for the day, the list has 2 entries with empty boxes next to them: kick rear end, and chew bubblegum duke takes out a pen and checks off chew bubblegum
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Dec 18, 2015 04:23
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Nation posted:is there a canon flavour that duke likes?! grape big league chew
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Dec 18, 2015 09:11
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The coolest thing about duke nukem was the reflective mirrors. HELL YEAH. Edit: COME GET SOME.
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Dec 18, 2015 09:16
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Alabaster White posted:grape big league chew pro choice, duke
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Dec 18, 2015 12:07
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He would have probably go home and take a nap instead.
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Dec 18, 2015 12:08
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"I'm here to kick rear end and chew bubblegum!" Duke checks his pocket and finds a pipe bomb and half a pack of trident. After exploding the pig cop into bloody chunks, he walks away with clean teeth but a disappointed look in his eyes
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Dec 18, 2015 12:17
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duckfarts posted:pro choice, duke I'm imagining John St.John growling out "her body, her choice"
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Dec 18, 2015 13:10
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Maybe he would be kind enough to share some with Rowdy Roddy (RIP) since he was also all out of gum. Also Doug Huggem was very good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YGu4zQgTvg The recording session is more appropriate though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owaxPvRSvA0 Bamford Brownstone fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Dec 18, 2015 |
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Dec 18, 2015 13:22
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Shoehead posted:I'm imagining John St.John growling out "her body, her choice" I'd play the Duke Nukem game where Duke's voiceclips are just him lecturing people about equal rights.
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Dec 18, 2015 13:43
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actually i think duke was fine with the alien apocalypse until his ride got shot up
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Dec 18, 2015 14:05
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Do pig cops look like normal cops to people without the glasses??
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Dec 18, 2015 14:09
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Duke: Ehhhh... you got any gum? Aliens: I'm the cops. Duke: Ehhhhhhhhhhhh... you got any gum?
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Dec 18, 2015 14:16
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FactsAreUseless posted:Duke: Ehhhh... you got any gum? 
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Dec 23, 2015 07:22
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Duke is a very impulsive character. He chews all his bubblegum as soon as he gets it. If he were to hold off on chewing the gum, delay his gratification, he would no longer be the Duke that we know.
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Dec 23, 2015 07:25
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duke doesnt actually care about bubblegum OP, he just says it as a witty line, NOT because of a desire for bubblegum. please see my essay on this subject in the duke nukem wikia discussion page.
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Dec 23, 2015 07:30
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FactsAreUseless posted:Duke: Ehhhh... you got any gum? i wanna hear all of duke's lines voiced by norm macdonald now
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Dec 23, 2015 07:34
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i'm gonna... rip off your head and poo poo down your throat! ha haaaaaa, yeah! your throat!
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Dec 23, 2015 07:35
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Dec 23, 2015 07:52
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Duke: Excuse me sir-- Alien: occupado... Duke: do you have any gu- Alien: Occupado!
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Dec 23, 2015 18:51
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