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# ? Jan 16, 2021 15:04 |
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Duke, no bubblegum: Blow it out your rear end. Duke, with bubblegum: [blows it out his mouth]
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I think it would look a little something... like this.........
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is there a canon flavour that duke likes?!
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the ultimate toilet
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He would probably only kick half as much rear end since having bubble gum would distract him from the rear end kicking.
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Duke nukem forever probably
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SPACE HOMOS posted:He would probably only kick half as much rear end since having bubble gum would distract him from the rear end kicking. That makes sense but he could also blow bubbles like that cop chick in robocop
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Nation posted:is there a canon flavour that duke likes?!
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Nation posted:That makes sense but he could also blow bubbles like that cop chick in robocop Keep in mind she gets owned multiple times and dies in Robocop 3.
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I think i should point out my theory that the aliens busted up dukes ride, possibly containing his last pack of juicy fruit
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FactsAreUseless posted:No, Serious Sam prefers cannon flavor.
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SPACE HOMOS posted:Keep in mind she gets owned multiple times and dies in Robocop 3. well erm she is a chick playing a mans role hehe
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Someone else would have stepped in and kicked all the rear end in that game instead of Duke, leaving him (and thus us) a mere spectator to the violence. For some, this would be boring, but to the thinking people among us, it would be a solemn meditation on the theme that "war is hell".
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FactsAreUseless posted:Duke, no bubblegum: Blow it out your rear end.
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duke pulls out a to-do list for the day, the list has 2 entries with empty boxes next to them: kick rear end, and chew bubblegum duke takes out a pen and checks off chew bubblegum
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Nation posted:is there a canon flavour that duke likes?! grape big league chew
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The coolest thing about duke nukem was the reflective mirrors. HELL YEAH. Edit: COME GET SOME.
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Alabaster White posted:grape big league chew pro choice, duke
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He would have probably go home and take a nap instead.
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"I'm here to kick rear end and chew bubblegum!" Duke checks his pocket and finds a pipe bomb and half a pack of trident. After exploding the pig cop into bloody chunks, he walks away with clean teeth but a disappointed look in his eyes
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duckfarts posted:pro choice, duke I'm imagining John St.John growling out "her body, her choice"
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Maybe he would be kind enough to share some with Rowdy Roddy (RIP) since he was also all out of gum. Also Doug Huggem was very good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YGu4zQgTvg The recording session is more appropriate though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owaxPvRSvA0 Bamford Brownstone fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Dec 18, 2015 |
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Shoehead posted:I'm imagining John St.John growling out "her body, her choice" I'd play the Duke Nukem game where Duke's voiceclips are just him lecturing people about equal rights.
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actually i think duke was fine with the alien apocalypse until his ride got shot up
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Do pig cops look like normal cops to people without the glasses??
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Duke: Ehhhh... you got any gum? Aliens: I'm the cops. Duke: Ehhhhhhhhhhhh... you got any gum?
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FactsAreUseless posted:Duke: Ehhhh... you got any gum? ![]()
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Duke is a very impulsive character. He chews all his bubblegum as soon as he gets it. If he were to hold off on chewing the gum, delay his gratification, he would no longer be the Duke that we know.
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duke doesnt actually care about bubblegum OP, he just says it as a witty line, NOT because of a desire for bubblegum. please see my essay on this subject in the duke nukem wikia discussion page.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Duke: Ehhhh... you got any gum? i wanna hear all of duke's lines voiced by norm macdonald now
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i'm gonna... rip off your head and poo poo down your throat! ha haaaaaa, yeah! your throat!
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# ? Jan 16, 2021 15:04 |
Duke: Excuse me sir-- Alien: occupado... Duke: do you have any gu- Alien: Occupado!
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