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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:siren: WILD BILL FOR THE SHORTIES :siren:

E- Oh gently caress that noise.

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communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
good job barry

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
Washington won a challenge?!?!

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
bobby farnham has the 6th most goals on the devils

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Kris Letang may be the most important player on the Penguins

I don't mean that like it's a ~hot take~ but due to how the defense falls apart without him stabilizing them for 28 minutes a game they're a totally different and far worse team without him

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Eric the Mauve posted:

Kris Letang may be the most important player on the Penguins

I don't mean that like it's a ~hot take~ but due to how the defense falls apart without him stabilizing them for 28 minutes a game they're a totally different and far worse team without him

I think he was on the ice for like 2 minutes there before the commercial. Apparently Daley is hurt so that would make more sense than him actively trying to commit suicide via hockey

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Wennberg tripped, no call.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Pens officially can't go a game without an injury.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

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I mean it's ice hockey, dudes get hurt

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
cats cool, good

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




I'm hoping for angry Russian now that Malkin took that slash.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Wow that's a breakaway if it were anyone but the Man Who Skates Underwater

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 20, 2014



If that wasn't Kunitz, that would've been exciting

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Islanders' color guy right now: "Bonino hasn't been nearly the offensive threat they thought he was when they signed him, got him from Anaheim."

Unless I misheard and he was talking about someone on the Islanders, I dunno

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Eric the Mauve posted:

Islanders' color guy right now: "Bonino hasn't been nearly the offensive threat they thought he was when they signed him, got him from Anaheim."

Unless I misheard and he was talking about someone on the Islanders, I dunno

Hard to be as offensive on the ice as Brandon Sutter, that's for sure.


Also Daley's back.
Hoo-rah.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

The more you temper a stick, the stronger it becomes
Fun Shoe
Matt Martin is brutal man

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Matt Martin being a shithead who could have seen that coming

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Dailey back, Islander immediately try to re injure him

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Hard to be as offensive on the ice as Brandon Sutter, that's for sure.


Also Daley's back.
Hoo-rah.

It's just an amazing clusterfuck of cluelessness because

(a) no one has ever mistaken Bonino for someone who provides offense,
(b) he was traded for, not signed, and
(c) from Vancouver, not Anaheim

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




:siren: Sidney Crosby is back baby!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

The more you temper a stick, the stronger it becomes
Fun Shoe
Good god that snipe by Sid :stare:

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

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:siren: BACK UP THE PIZZA WAGON, SID IS HOME!!! :siren:

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Captain's back

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 20, 2014



Keep going pens, I'm almost there

.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

:siren: crosby found his game again :siren:

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
See that was the exact thing I've been wanting the Pens to do on the PP for years, just put Sid on the faceoff dot and feed him the puck and let him rip it

It's what the Caps have done with great success for many years, even though everyone knows exactly what they are doing it still works

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

Let's* go Blackhawks! The Blues and Red Wings suck.
gently caress you Paul Stastny. Another bad game from the Blues

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
pirri :catdrugs:

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

god it feels so good

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
holy poo poo :siren: Pirri on the sickest passing play I've ever seen :siren:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
lundqvist rocking the .700

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

The more you temper a stick, the stronger it becomes
Fun Shoe

Eric the Mauve posted:

See that was the exact thing I've been wanting the Pens to do on the PP for years, just put Sid on the faceoff dot and feed him the puck and let him rip it

It's what the Caps have done with great success for many years, even though everyone knows exactly what they are doing it still works

What you said except replace Sid with Geno and let him blast one-timers.

But I'm ok with Sid going in that spot occasionally if he'll actually snipe like that

.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

fits posted:

lundqvist rocking the .700

That's a pretty good win percentage!

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
It's 3-0 in an NHL game, so it's time for the refs to repeatedly call penalties on the leading team until the game has been tied

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Letang caveman talking.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




:siren: Cullen! Shorty! Four goals in under 2 periods!

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Who are these Penguins I see

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
HAHAHA ISLANDERS

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Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 20, 2014



Cullen :siren:

Holy gently caress Cullen is good. Pens good. Hockey is good.

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