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Bandiet: Dec 30, 2015

I will be in this. I will use the prompt "Rabbit falls through snow layers and suffocates."

# ? Jan 5, 2016 05:37

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# ? Jan 17, 2021 16:33

Mercedes: Mar 7, 2006; "So you Jesus?"

"And you black?"

"Nigga prove it!"

And so Black Jesus turned water into a bucket of chicken. And He saw that it was good.

Sitting Here posted:

Okay. You know what. I've clearly got a lot of septic fiction to work out of my system, but it would still smell like roses next to anything this gaggle of baby-fisted jokers could possibly inflict on the world.

Who is bold enough to judge the first melee of 2016?

Alright you goat fuckers. It's time to write some terrible story for me to judge.

BROMANCE

You know how it is. Platonic love between two dudes. They're inseparable - until they're not. You guys have TWO weeks and 2,000 words to write about the fall-out between two people who once would have been considered one person. You have a poo poo ton of words and I swear to GAWD if you waste them with piffle wiffle I will make sebmojo end you.

You want in on this, I better see some motherfucking

2,000 words
Due: Jan 18 23:00 EST

Bros:
Sitting Here
Broenheim
Schneider Heim
Entenzahn
Klapman
Fuschia tude

Mercedes fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jan 9, 2016

# ? Jan 5, 2016 06:02

flerp: Feb 25, 2014; I DON'T ALWAYS
HERDY DUR MUR FLERP FLERPITY
FLOOPIN
BUT WHEN I DO
I YER DER FLERPITY
THURN DER DERMIN
BORK! BORK! BORK!

Mercedes posted:

# ? Jan 5, 2016 06:05

crabrock: Aug 2, 2002; I

AM

MAGNIFICENT

oh look a bunch of brawls that nobody will submit to. awesome.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 06:06

Killer-of-Lawyers: Apr 22, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Alright, GP. Hit me with a tweet when you got time. I'm in.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 06:08

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

Mercedes posted:

If I win, crabrock has to be pleasant for a whole week

# ? Jan 5, 2016 06:10

ghost crow: Jul 9, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm in, I'll take a judge picked status

# ? Jan 5, 2016 06:11

Fuschia tude: Dec 26, 2004; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

klapman posted:

My head hurts, i'm sick as gently caress, my throat is dry no matter how much water I drink. My life is misery and my writing is worse. I figure that's enough of a handicap, so in addition to the prompt, I'll take any one of you motherfuckers on. If you want an easy kill, and you're stupid enough to see one in me, let's rock.

klapman? more like krapman

you're on

# ? Jan 5, 2016 06:46

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013

I'm in

"Adjusted value of bees"

# ? Jan 5, 2016 06:57

Lily Catts: Oct 17, 2012; Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)

Mercedes posted:

BROMANCE

# ? Jan 5, 2016 07:32

klapman: Aug 27, 2012; this char is good

Mercedes posted:

BROMANCE

Fuschia tude posted:

klapman? more like krapman

you're on

hell I'll take you on too, I ain't scared. Join the melee or another brawl, keep the hits loving coming

# ? Jan 5, 2016 08:09

Amused Frog: Sep 8, 2006; Waah no fair my thread!

I'm in.

Tweet (twot? twat?) me.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 08:34

Entenzahn: Nov 15, 2012; What will you say when
your child asks:
why did you fail Thunderdome?

Mercedes posted:

# ? Jan 5, 2016 12:31

a new study bible!: Feb 1, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

All of you are dumb and salty for no reason.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 16:32

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013

I'm salty for many reasons. Okay mostly one. Please send help.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 16:57

theblunderbuss: Jul 4, 2010; I find dead men rout
more easily.

In with, "Dead birds no longer continue to play bird sounds."

# ? Jan 5, 2016 17:59

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Killer-of-Lawyers posted:

Alright, GP. Hit me with a tweet when you got time. I'm in.

Mick & Ralph's no longer store strange meat and strange meat pies in their fridges,

ghost crow posted:

I'm in, I'll take a judge picked status

Potions are tasting much better now, especially the harmful ones.

Amused Frog posted:

I'm in.

Tweet (twot? twat?) me.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 18:12

Mercedes: Mar 7, 2006; "So you Jesus?"

"And you black?"

"Nigga prove it!"

And so Black Jesus turned water into a bucket of chicken. And He saw that it was good.

Bromancers

I plan on judging this as fair as possible but for me to avoid the thread for a week is too much. So when you're finished with your story, please hand the story to Kaishai, our resident AI, and she'll post it for you.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 19:00

Kaishai: Nov 3, 2010; Scoffing at modernity.

Mercedes posted:

Bromancers

I plan on judging this as fair as possible but for me to avoid the thread for a week is too much. So when you're finished with your story, please hand the story to Kaishai, our resident AI, and she'll post it for you.

Do this through PM if you can! Otherwise, hunt me down on IRC and give me a Pastebin or GoogleDocs link with BBcode in place. I'll post the stories without names attached so that Merc can experience your word vomit in innocence.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 19:24

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Mercedes posted:

Bromancers

I plan on judging this as fair as possible but for me to avoid the thread for a week is too much. So when you're finished with your story, please hand the story to Kaishai, our resident AI, and she'll post it for you.

I'll be judging this with Merc. Piffle paffle will be extirpated with the ruthlessness of a Word-Mengele.

e: also, in with: "Inanimate objects no longer write journal entries when they die"

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Jan 5, 2016

# ? Jan 5, 2016 19:28

Mercedes: Mar 7, 2006; "So you Jesus?"

"And you black?"

"Nigga prove it!"

And so Black Jesus turned water into a bucket of chicken. And He saw that it was good.

sebmojo posted:

I'll be judging this with Merc. Piffle paffle will be extirpated with the ruthlessness of a Word-Mengele.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hjdC8-jbw

# ? Jan 5, 2016 19:32

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

crabrock posted:

oh look a bunch of brawls that nobody will submit to. awesome.

"Fixed immortal crabs"

^ you should probably do this one

# ? Jan 5, 2016 19:35

crabrock: Aug 2, 2002; I

AM

MAGNIFICENT

nah, this isn't a brawl, it's a fake week now.

but without the possibility of losing, so basically it's TD for cowards.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 19:37

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013

Please help I am locked in a tank full of sea water and they won't stop throwing glitter on me and injecting my butt with fish blood

# ? Jan 5, 2016 19:40

Kaishai: Nov 3, 2010; Scoffing at modernity.

Djeser posted:

Please help I am locked in a tank full of sea water and they won't stop throwing glitter on me and injecting my butt with fish blood

Less typing! More dumbbell curls!

# ? Jan 5, 2016 19:46

Masonity: Dec 31, 2007; What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

In. I haven't picked a log yet. I'll probably end up laying one and calling it a story though.

edit: Rain kills everything it lands on

Masonity fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jan 8, 2016

# ? Jan 5, 2016 20:29

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

crabrock posted:

nah, this isn't a brawl, it's a fake week now.

but without the possibility of losing, so basically it's TD for cowards.

do you ever find cows licking you crab

b/c you're very salty

# ? Jan 5, 2016 20:33

Entenzahn: Nov 15, 2012; What will you say when
your child asks:
why did you fail Thunderdome?

in

"New dwarves take impact damage on arrival. One died."

# ? Jan 5, 2016 20:34

Bad Seafood: Dec 10, 2010; If you must blink, do it now.

Mercedes posted:

Me and Merc IRL.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 21:06

CaligulaKangaroo: Jul 25, 2012; MAY YOUR HALLOWEEN BE AS STUPID AS MY LIFE IS

In!

Rolling for random glitch!

# ? Jan 5, 2016 21:11

kurona_bright: Mar 21, 2013; Did you FAIL THUDERDONE Kunona?

Thanks to Broenheim and Entenzahn for the crits by the way.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:11

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

CaligulaKangaroo posted:

In!

Rolling for random glitch!

Colonists will occasionally turn into fishpeople and run into the sea

# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:15

Ironic Twist: Aug 3, 2008; I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

In.

You know me, you know what I do, gimme something.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:42

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Ironic Twist posted:

In.

You know me, you know what I do, gimme something.

Merchants climb up tree and go insane

# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:46

POOL IS CLOSED: Jul 14, 2011; I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.; Pillbug

I'm in. Catch a bug for me, GP.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 01:11

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

Thranguy posted:

Also, the floor on this new thread is too clean and dry. Needs blood. So if you two won't (and, for that matter, even if you do), I'ma brawl Specters. He knows why.

spectres of autism posted:

the only blood on the floor will be yours

im a ghost and dont even have blood but that wont be the reason

SPECTRES OF THRANGISM BRAWL

I love nothing more than sitting down with a platter of meats and cheeses. I love red wine. These things make life much better IMO. For your brawl, you can write about whatever you want, with one stipulation: the climactic moment of your story must take place during some sort of decadent meal. I want vivid descriptions that make my mouth water. I better tastes the herbs on that roasted duck and the lemon in that cake. Make me hungry!

Wordcount: 2,000
Due date: Wednesday, January 13th, 2016 at 11:59:59 PST

Post your

es if you accept.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 01:18