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Sitting Here posted:Okay. You know what. I've clearly got a lot of septic fiction to work out of my system, but it would still smell like roses next to anything this gaggle of baby-fisted jokers could possibly inflict on the world. Alright you goat fuckers. It's time to write some terrible story for me to judge. BROMANCE  You know how it is. Platonic love between two dudes. They're inseparable - until they're not. You guys have TWO weeks and 2,000 words to write about the fall-out between two people who once would have been considered one person. You have a poo poo ton of words and I swear to GAWD if you waste them with piffle wiffle I will make sebmojo end you. You want in on this, I better see some motherfucking  2,000 words Due: Jan 18 23:00 EST Bros: Sitting Here Broenheim Schneider Heim Entenzahn Klapman Fuschia tude Mercedes fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Jan 9, 2016 |
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oh look a bunch of brawls that nobody will submit to. awesome.
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Jan 5, 2016 07:06
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Alright, GP. Hit me with a tweet when you got time. I'm in.
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Jan 5, 2016 07:08
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If I win, crabrock has to be pleasant for a whole week
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Jan 5, 2016 07:10
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I'm in, I'll take a judge picked status 
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Jan 5, 2016 07:11
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klapman posted:My head hurts, i'm sick as gently caress, my throat is dry no matter how much water I drink. My life is misery and my writing is worse. I figure that's enough of a handicap, so in addition to the prompt, I'll take any one of you motherfuckers on. If you want an easy kill, and you're stupid enough to see one in me, let's rock. klapman? more like krapman  you're on
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Jan 5, 2016 07:46
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I'm in "Adjusted value of bees"
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Jan 5, 2016 07:57
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Mercedes posted:BROMANCE
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Mercedes posted:
Fuschia tude posted:klapman? more like krapman hell I'll take you on too, I ain't scared. Join the melee or another brawl, keep the hits loving coming
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Jan 5, 2016 09:09
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I'm in. Tweet (twot? twat?) me.
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Jan 5, 2016 09:34
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All of you are dumb and salty for no reason.
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Jan 5, 2016 17:32
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I'm salty for many reasons. Okay mostly one. Please send help.
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Jan 5, 2016 17:57
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Jan 5, 2016 18:59
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Killer-of-Lawyers posted:Alright, GP. Hit me with a tweet when you got time. I'm in. Mick & Ralph's no longer store strange meat and strange meat pies in their fridges, ghost crow posted:I'm in, I'll take a judge picked status Potions are tasting much better now, especially the harmful ones. Amused Frog posted:I'm in. The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
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Jan 5, 2016 19:12
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Bromancers I plan on judging this as fair as possible but for me to avoid the thread for a week is too much. So when you're finished with your story, please hand the story to Kaishai, our resident AI, and she'll post it for you.
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Mercedes posted:Bromancers Do this through PM if you can! Otherwise, hunt me down on IRC and give me a Pastebin or GoogleDocs link with BBcode in place. I'll post the stories without names attached so that Merc can experience your word vomit in innocence.
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Mercedes posted:Bromancers I'll be judging this with Merc. Piffle paffle will be extirpated with the ruthlessness of a Word-Mengele. e: also, in with: "Inanimate objects no longer write journal entries when they die" sebmojo fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jan 5, 2016 |
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sebmojo posted:I'll be judging this with Merc. Piffle paffle will be extirpated with the ruthlessness of a Word-Mengele. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hjdC8-jbw
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crabrock posted:oh look a bunch of brawls that nobody will submit to. awesome. "Fixed immortal crabs" ^ you should probably do this one
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Jan 5, 2016 20:35
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nah, this isn't a brawl, it's a fake week now. but without the possibility of losing, so basically it's TD for cowards.
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Please help I am locked in a tank full of sea water and they won't stop throwing glitter on me and injecting my butt with fish blood
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Jan 5, 2016 20:40
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Djeser posted:Please help I am locked in a tank full of sea water and they won't stop throwing glitter on me and injecting my butt with fish blood Less typing! More dumbbell curls!
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In. I haven't picked a log yet. I'll probably end up laying one and calling it a story though. edit: Rain kills everything it lands on Masonity fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Jan 8, 2016 |
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Jan 5, 2016 21:29
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crabrock posted:nah, this isn't a brawl, it's a fake week now. do you ever find cows licking you crab b/c you're very salty
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Jan 5, 2016 21:33
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Jan 5, 2016 21:34
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Me and Merc IRL.
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In! Rolling for random glitch!
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Thanks to Broenheim and Entenzahn for the crits by the way.
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CaligulaKangaroo posted:In! Colonists will occasionally turn into fishpeople and run into the sea
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Jan 5, 2016 23:15
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In. You know me, you know what I do, gimme something.
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Ironic Twist posted:In. Merchants climb up tree and go insane
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I'm in. Catch a bug for me, GP.
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Thranguy posted:Also, the floor on this new thread is too clean and dry. Needs blood. So if you two won't (and, for that matter, even if you do), I'ma brawl Specters. He knows why. spectres of autism posted:the only blood on the floor will be yours SPECTRES OF THRANGISM BRAWL I love nothing more than sitting down with a platter of meats and cheeses. I love red wine. These things make life much better IMO. For your brawl, you can write about whatever you want, with one stipulation: the climactic moment of your story must take place during some sort of decadent meal. I want vivid descriptions that make my mouth water. I better tastes the herbs on that roasted duck and the lemon in that cake. Make me hungry! Wordcount: 2,000 Due date: Wednesday, January 13th, 2016 at 11:59:59 PST Post your es if you accept.
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RedTonic posted:I'm in. Catch a bug for me, GP. stopped vampires from pinning their crimes on babies and children
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Sitting Here posted:Post your
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klapman posted:
Oh this is a not-quite-brawl? Ok I guess, I'm fine either way Edit: so yes I am a Mercbromancer, if he'll have me. Mercedes posted:BROMANCE Fuschia tude fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Jan 6, 2016 |
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