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Bandiet
Dec 30, 2015



I will be in this. I will use the prompt "Rabbit falls through snow layers and suffocates."

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Mercedes
Mar 7, 2006

"So you Jesus?"

"And you black?"

"Nigga prove it!"

And so Black Jesus turned water into a bucket of chicken. And He saw that it was good.






Sitting Here posted:

Okay. You know what. I've clearly got a lot of septic fiction to work out of my system, but it would still smell like roses next to anything this gaggle of baby-fisted jokers could possibly inflict on the world.

Who is bold enough to judge the first melee of 2016?

Alright you goat fuckers. It's time to write some terrible story for me to judge.

BROMANCE



You know how it is. Platonic love between two dudes. They're inseparable - until they're not. You guys have TWO weeks and 2,000 words to write about the fall-out between two people who once would have been considered one person. You have a poo poo ton of words and I swear to GAWD if you waste them with piffle wiffle I will make sebmojo end you.

You want in on this, I better see some motherfucking :toxx:

2,000 words
Due: Jan 18 23:00 EST

Bros:
Sitting Here
Broenheim
Schneider Heim
Entenzahn
Klapman
Fuschia tude

Mercedes fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jan 9, 2016

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

I DON'T ALWAYS
HERDY DUR MUR FLERP FLERPITY
FLOOPIN
BUT WHEN I DO
I YER DER FLERPITY
THURN DER DERMIN
BORK! BORK! BORK!





:toxx:

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002


oh look a bunch of brawls that nobody will submit to. awesome.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Alright, GP. Hit me with a tweet when you got time. I'm in.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


BLO OD E M PR E SS

of

THUDNER-DOME







:toxx:

If I win, crabrock has to be pleasant for a whole week

ghost crow
Jul 9, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


I'm in, I'll take a judge picked status :)

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019



klapman posted:

My head hurts, i'm sick as gently caress, my throat is dry no matter how much water I drink. My life is misery and my writing is worse. I figure that's enough of a handicap, so in addition to the prompt, I'll take any one of you motherfuckers on. If you want an easy kill, and you're stupid enough to see one in me, let's rock.

klapman? more like krapman :xd:

you're on

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again



I'm in

"Adjusted value of bees"

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)



:toxx:

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good



:toxx:

Fuschia tude posted:

klapman? more like krapman :xd:

you're on

hell I'll take you on too, I ain't scared. Join the melee or another brawl, keep the hits loving coming

Amused Frog
Sep 8, 2006
Waah no fair my thread!

I'm in.

Tweet (twot? twat?) me.

Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

What will you say when
your child asks:
why did you fail Thunderdome?



:toxx:

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



All of you are dumb and salty for no reason.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again



I'm salty for many reasons. Okay mostly one. Please send help.

theblunderbuss
Jul 4, 2010

I find dead men rout
more easily.


In with, "Dead birds no longer continue to play bird sounds."

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.





Killer-of-Lawyers posted:

Alright, GP. Hit me with a tweet when you got time. I'm in.

Mick & Ralph's no longer store strange meat and strange meat pies in their fridges,

ghost crow posted:

I'm in, I'll take a judge picked status :)

Potions are tasting much better now, especially the harmful ones.

Amused Frog posted:

I'm in.

Tweet (twot? twat?) me.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Mercedes
Mar 7, 2006

"So you Jesus?"

"And you black?"

"Nigga prove it!"

And so Black Jesus turned water into a bucket of chicken. And He saw that it was good.






Bromancers

I plan on judging this as fair as possible but for me to avoid the thread for a week is too much. So when you're finished with your story, please hand the story to Kaishai, our resident AI, and she'll post it for you.

Kaishai
Nov 3, 2010

Scoffing at modernity.

Mercedes posted:

Bromancers

I plan on judging this as fair as possible but for me to avoid the thread for a week is too much. So when you're finished with your story, please hand the story to Kaishai, our resident AI, and she'll post it for you.

Do this through PM if you can! Otherwise, hunt me down on IRC and give me a Pastebin or GoogleDocs link with BBcode in place. I'll post the stories without names attached so that Merc can experience your word vomit in innocence.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk







Mercedes posted:

Bromancers

I plan on judging this as fair as possible but for me to avoid the thread for a week is too much. So when you're finished with your story, please hand the story to Kaishai, our resident AI, and she'll post it for you.

I'll be judging this with Merc. Piffle paffle will be extirpated with the ruthlessness of a Word-Mengele.

e: also, in with: "Inanimate objects no longer write journal entries when they die"

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Jan 5, 2016

Mercedes
Mar 7, 2006

"So you Jesus?"

"And you black?"

"Nigga prove it!"

And so Black Jesus turned water into a bucket of chicken. And He saw that it was good.






sebmojo posted:

I'll be judging this with Merc. Piffle paffle will be extirpated with the ruthlessness of a Word-Mengele.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hjdC8-jbw

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk







crabrock posted:

oh look a bunch of brawls that nobody will submit to. awesome.

"Fixed immortal crabs"

^ you should probably do this one

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002


nah, this isn't a brawl, it's a fake week now.

but without the possibility of losing, so basically it's TD for cowards.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again



Please help I am locked in a tank full of sea water and they won't stop throwing glitter on me and injecting my butt with fish blood

Kaishai
Nov 3, 2010

Scoffing at modernity.

Djeser posted:

Please help I am locked in a tank full of sea water and they won't stop throwing glitter on me and injecting my butt with fish blood

Less typing! More dumbbell curls!

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?


In. I haven't picked a log yet. I'll probably end up laying one and calling it a story though.

edit: Rain kills everything it lands on

Masonity fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jan 8, 2016

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


BLO OD E M PR E SS

of

THUDNER-DOME






crabrock posted:

nah, this isn't a brawl, it's a fake week now.

but without the possibility of losing, so basically it's TD for cowards.

do you ever find cows licking you crab

b/c you're very salty

Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

What will you say when
your child asks:
why did you fail Thunderdome?


in

"New dwarves take impact damage on arrival. One died."

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010

If you must blink, do it now.


Me and Merc IRL.

CaligulaKangaroo
Jul 25, 2012

MAY YOUR HALLOWEEN BE AS STUPID AS MY LIFE IS


In!

Rolling for random glitch!

kurona_bright
Mar 21, 2013


Thanks to Broenheim and Entenzahn for the crits by the way.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.





CaligulaKangaroo posted:

In!

Rolling for random glitch!

Colonists will occasionally turn into fishpeople and run into the sea

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh


In.

You know me, you know what I do, gimme something.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.





Ironic Twist posted:

In.

You know me, you know what I do, gimme something.

Merchants climb up tree and go insane

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.


Pillbug

I'm in. Catch a bug for me, GP.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


BLO OD E M PR E SS

of

THUDNER-DOME






Thranguy posted:

Also, the floor on this new thread is too clean and dry. Needs blood. So if you two won't (and, for that matter, even if you do), I'ma brawl Specters. He knows why.


spectres of autism posted:

the only blood on the floor will be yours

im a ghost and dont even have blood but that wont be the reason

SPECTRES OF THRANGISM BRAWL

I love nothing more than sitting down with a platter of meats and cheeses. I love red wine. These things make life much better IMO. For your brawl, you can write about whatever you want, with one stipulation: the climactic moment of your story must take place during some sort of decadent meal. I want vivid descriptions that make my mouth water. I better tastes the herbs on that roasted duck and the lemon in that cake. Make me hungry!

Wordcount: 2,000
Due date: Wednesday, January 13th, 2016 at 11:59:59 PST

Post your :toxx:es if you accept.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.





RedTonic posted:

I'm in. Catch a bug for me, GP.

stopped vampires from pinning their crimes on babies and children

take the moon
Feb 12, 2011

by sebmojo


Sitting Here posted:

Post your :toxx:es if you accept.

:toxx:

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019



klapman posted:

:toxx:


hell I'll take you on too, I ain't scared. Join the melee or another brawl, keep the hits loving coming

Oh this is a not-quite-brawl? Ok I guess, I'm fine either way :toxx:

Edit: so yes I am a Mercbromancer, if he'll have me.

Fuschia tude fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Jan 6, 2016

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Thranguy
Apr 21, 2010

Yes, the good words are gone.

Why are the good words gone?!




Sitting Here posted:

Post your :toxx:es if you accept.

:toxx:

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