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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8



this speech owns

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Fucks Given: 0, too fabulous

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Great times call for great men



Does this woman deserve her sense of self worth or is that just... like..
Jesus tone it down a bit.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005





Vegetable posted:

Is this how she normally is

I think like most non-A-listers up for a prize she had 6 drinks after puking up her dinner from being nervous.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011


Bulky Bartokomous posted:

Is Philadelphia good?

Not really, it's painfully dated.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Who is attacking the forums this time?

smg77
Apr 27, 2007


Clapping Larry

Codependent Poster posted:

Who is attacking the forums this time?

Katy Perry's rack.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005





smg77 posted:

Katy Perry's rack.

Lol, they'd straight up smash the servers. This post proves it false.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



Toby McGuire hasn't been in anything lately has he

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~


They managed to tear Tobey Maguire away from his backroom poker game long enough for this?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Explorer of pussy the both of them.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005





What list is Tobey Maguire now. I'd guess B because he didn't do anything embarrassing enough to be C.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010



I thought they said for a second "From the upcoming film True Lies."

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Great times call for great men



what role is Carrey growing the beard for?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?


Man everyone is growing beards

nooneofconsequence
Oct 29, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.



Do an Ace Ventura sequel!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005





Jim Carey looks like Ben Rothlesberger.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007


Clapping Larry

gently caress Jim Carrey

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005





Probably a rapist too.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005





Good Soldier Svejk posted:

what role is Carrey growing the beard for?

It rained in LA.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 29, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.



The Big Short was supposed to be a loving comedy?

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man


The Martian was hilarious, glad it won Best Comedy.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005





nooneofconsequence posted:

The Big Short was supposed to be a loving comedy?

Well The Martian won so...

smg77
Apr 27, 2007


Clapping Larry

nooneofconsequence posted:

The Big Short was supposed to be a loving comedy?

This but The Martian

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010



Uh the martian,isn't really a comedy tho?

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man


nooneofconsequence posted:

The Big Short was supposed to be a loving comedy?

Our financial system is a joke so that makes sense.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



I don't remember The Martian even being a comedy.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8



nooneofconsequence posted:

The Big Short was supposed to be a loving comedy?

It and The Martian gamed the categories I guess

EvilCornbread
Jun 2, 2011



Exactly two comedies in the comedy category.

At least The Martian was pretty good.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Oh that knee-slapper comedy the Martian!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005





buddhanc posted:

Uh the martian,isn't really a comedy tho?

It was funny but not a comedy.

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~


nooneofconsequence posted:

The Big Short was supposed to be a loving comedy?

haha, ridley scott agrees with you

nooneofconsequence
Oct 29, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.



The Martian?! I don't understand this category at all.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



Was Joy a comedy?

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.



Ridley Scott....underrated comedic genius of our times.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?


nooneofconsequence posted:

The Martian?! I don't understand this category at all.
Gotta find an excuse so we can put "Winner of a Golden Globe" on the DVD/Blu Ray!!!

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011


this whole thing is bullshit tbh

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8



Maybe all the disco music was enough for The Martian to be a musical

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


Ridley Scott does not care for your playoff music.

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Great times call for great men



It's infinitely charming that no one cares about the wrap-up music. Every time the acknowledge it is so humorous and hilarious.
Every.
Time.

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