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Yahoo: don't know anyone who seriously uses yahoo.com anymore except me to check the email address i use to sign up for poo poo i never want to hear from. Chipotle: apparently all it takes is one freak couple dozen cases of severe e. coli outbreak to take a fairly decent chain to its knees. guess we're all going to moe's. K-mart: might have been flushed already.
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My dick circles your mothers drain, op (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Something Awful
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Sears: Who the hell shops at Sears? Even the Craftsman tools aren't what they used to be.
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The United States of America
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rJe2tOS90E
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someone bring back fuckedcompany i think we're due for another long crash
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The company that makes Scrubbing Bubbles.
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dreezy posted:
Good. No one will ever have to eat their bland food again. What about JCP? They pretty much all disappeared around here except at larger malls where they weren't an/the anchor store.
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you are pretty silly to think chipotle is circling the drain. JCP is getting their poo poo together.
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The jerk store: it's like ok buddy I'm going to pay to have you treat me like a jerk??? I don't think so, I can get jerks for free FYI! Dick sucking factories: they had a utility at one point but with so much free porn on demand and prevalence of stds I just don't think there's a place for ye olde dick sucking factory in TYOOL 2016
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Broenheim posted:my comic book store aww, sorry small business owner. i know it might sound drastic, but have you considered stopping selling japanese porn comics?
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Literally all brick-and-mortar stores I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
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dreezy posted:Yahoo: don't know anyone who seriously uses yahoo.com anymore except me to check the email address i use to sign up for poo poo i never want to hear from. Yahoo owns Tumblr. I think they'll be fine, for a while at least.
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dreezy posted:aww, sorry small business owner. i know it might sound drastic, but have you considered stopping selling japanese porn comics? no
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Snuffman posted:Yahoo owns Tumblr. I think they'll be fine, for a while at least. tumblr makes money?
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I thought movie theatres were doing bad but they upgraded all the amc theatres around here to have recliner chairs and a dinner menu and now they're packed.
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dreezy posted:Yahoo: don't know anyone who seriously uses yahoo.com anymore except me to check the email address i use to sign up for poo poo i never want to hear from. yeah they're hosed, I can't imagine them lasting past 2005
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Lamebot posted:I thought movie theatres were doing bad but they upgraded all the amc theatres around here to have recliner chairs and a dinner menu and now they're packed. i love theatres with the comfy chairs and food+wine. if only going to the movies alone wasnt such an emasculating experience.
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radio shack
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office depot
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Twitter Chipotle Honestly I'd bet Barnes and Noble but I haven't checked recently. Not sure how they are competing with the megapower Amazon.
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Twitter stocks are tumbling and apparently Lena Dunham just left because the twits were too mean to her and said she wouldn't come back until they make rules to protect her ![]()
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Kohler
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Moen
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Drain-o
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Charmin
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If we are seriously going to have a 2016 Company Ghoulpool I'd say I don't see Twitter making it to the end of the year without being bought out. I do not understand how they monetize.
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twitter, yahoo, and snapchat are all in for a rough FY16
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twitter seems almost too big to fail these days. if it were ever at genuine risk for going under, all the lovely news sites that use tweets for 90% of their content would probably bail it out.
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dreezy posted:twitter seems almost too big to fail these days. if it were ever at genuine risk for going under, all the lovely news sites that use tweets for 90% of their content would probably bail it out. The IBM strategy in the 80s? Flood the market with a sub par product and persist by sheer inertia? Plausible.
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dreezy posted:Yahoo: don't know anyone who seriously uses yahoo.com anymore except me to check the email address i use to sign up for poo poo i never want to hear from. Chipotle owns now because the lines are no longer a mile long and I'm still not sick, thanks e. coli! K-Mart needs to just die though, gently caress you.
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I was shocked to learn Best Buy still exists.
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circuit city? i think thats a thing.
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condoms. because the next generation is so hosed up on gender politics none of them will be able to have sex
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*Bursts into thread, breathless and drenched in sweat* Somethingawful.com LLC! LOL!
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Sears stores. The one closest to my house is two two gigantic floors. The first floor has tons of women's clothing, makeup, purses, shoes, accessories, etc. It has a very tiny men's clothing section. Then a medium sized craftsman tool section -way smaller than the women's clothing section. The second floor is a whole bunch of kids clothing, a few random pieces of furniture, mattresses, random appliances, and overpriced televisions. Nobody is ever in there shopping. Definitely more employees than customers at all times.
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Helical Nightmares posted:
I'm doing everything in my power to keep Barnes and Noble afloat but I'm running out of places to put all these books.
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Xerox.
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