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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Dreddout posted:

BUT WHAT WAS THAT MAN'S NAME!?

Charlton Eastwood

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SciFiDownBeat
Jun 19, 2012


God is real, how else do you explain pumpkin spice lattes?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




I like the version of that story where everyone in the auditorium reacts in horror and a few people start filming it and you can make out bits and pieces of what the psycho is saying, something about "God" "... the US Troops" connected with violence or something and then the cops arrive and the old weirdo army guy stops showing up on campus to bore everyone with his poo poo during class discussions and group work

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: They don't know how anymore because their all using nobama's commie lightbulbs that never burn out because they are made entirely out of mercury.

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013



Alan Smithee posted:

Voting trump

Like hell if I'm gonna have a president named Cruz

I heard Cruz is a filthy cannuck; think about it, canadians are basically russians, who are commies, and cruz sounds like a name from cuba. First day in the white house he'll rename it the red house mark my words.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015


Tricky D posted:

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: They don't know how anymore because their all using nobama's commie lightbulbs that never burn out because they are made entirely out of mercury.

even the REAL aliens are taking are jobs

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

SciFiDownBeat posted:

God is real, how else do you explain pumpkin spice lattes?

White people

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


SciFiDownBeat posted:

God is real, how else do you explain pumpkin spice lattes?

Food science is a lucrative industry

Stated another way,

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006


Is pro life.

Supports chemical castration of welfare moms

Fojar38
Sep 1, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i am a liberal and this thread has thoroughly owned me

Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear

Lipstick Apathy

Oscar Wild posted:

Is pro life.

Supports chemical castration of welfare moms

um no she shoud just get a job to pay for the babys if she want to have the sex which makes babys (if it is sex which dos not make babys she shuod not do it)

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006


Stinky_Pete posted:

um no she shoud just get a job to pay for the babys if she want to have the sex which makes babys (if it is sex which dos not make babys she shuod not do it)

You just don't get it. Laziness is inherent in their species.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009




and now explain white people

Fojar38
Sep 1, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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jiharlequinade posted:

and now explain white people

rogue creations of nergal

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014






What I like to do from time to time when I walk past BML protests that mostly comprise of students who will never find any real job with their worthless degrees, is I pretend to be a CEO of a large company and offer them jobs if they leave the protest and go to my office. 100% of them always agree! This just shows that if Obama actually cared about jobs, we wouldn't be in this poo poo. Oh, and when they realise I don't have a job to offer, I just shoot those fuckers right in their stupid faces with my legally owned firearms. It's not like their lives really matter, am I right?

Xotl
May 28, 2001

Be seeing you.

SciFiDownBeat posted:

this is probably my favorite copypasta of all time

I like how, just with real terrible political copypasta, you can see where people have begun editing it in an attempt to make it funnier/more on point and failed miserably. I can't tell if this makes it better, or worse.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Xotl posted:

I like how, just with real terrible political copypasta, you can see where people have begun editing it in an attempt to make it funnier/more on point and failed miserably. I can't tell if this makes it better, or worse.

I think caring about the progenitor meme in the first place is where you go wrong, friend

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014




Melmac posted:

The dumbest thing about that cartoon is

1) the drawing is basically is proving the whole opposition's argument: you're building a factory where people are starving to exploit the fact that they will do anything and will put up with anything for literal peanuts.
I don't think there'd be much complaining if worker's where those factories were built had benefited greatly and lead decent lives, but they are working 90 hours weeks with child workers and no fire exits. But it's better than starving!

2) Nike had no reason to be that absurdly stingy with paying people like poo poo in sweatshop conditions. The markup on their sneakers is literally 1,000% to as much as 2,300%. So lol at people who say "the low production costs are benefitting the customers". I could understand why Payless Shoes would have to stoop to such hosed money-saving tactics but the Nike-level markups are at like Carolina Herrera levels. And don't give me that spiel about having to factor in the costs of paying the athletes for endorsements. Those Patrick Ewing sneakers were like $20.

Nike could easily make a factory in some cheap part of the US but then the markup on sneakers would only be 800%-2,100%.

same, with apple

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

jiharlequinade posted:

and now explain white people

Read Paradise Lost.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear

Lipstick Apathy

Xotl posted:

I like how, just with real terrible political copypasta, you can see where people have begun editing it in an attempt to make it funnier/more on point and failed miserably. I can't tell if this makes it better, or worse.

I like reading them like a mad libs, like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmhA1CxUnzc

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Paladinus posted:

What I like to do from time to time when I walk past BML protests that mostly comprise of students who will never find any real job with their worthless degrees, is I pretend to be a CEO of a large company and offer them jobs if they leave the protest and go to my office. 100% of them always agree! This just shows that if Obama actually cared about jobs, we wouldn't be in this poo poo. Oh, and when they realise I don't have a job to offer, I just shoot those fuckers right in their stupid faces with my legally owned firearms. It's not like their lives really matter, am I right?

This is a weird sequence of words

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007




Lipstick Apathy

eric garner was a false flag, LIEberTARDS

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


Applewhite posted:

Oh, of course!

But then why is the more conservative of the two choices on the left?

A strong conservative patriotic dad decided to try to un-teach some of the liberal public school lessons his ex-wife had nagged into their mewling communist son. He took his boy out in the woods one day for a hike.

"This sucks, dad! Where's my DS?" whined the spoiled, liberal child.
"This is better than a DS." His strong, virile father pulled a compass out of his pocket.
"Let me show you something", the father typed on a Tumblr comment on his son's blog, because that was the only way to reach him these days.

He aimed the compass north. "We all start out here." His stammering son with poor muscle tone rolled his eyes. "Yeah, so?"

"Here's where I am. Just a little bit to the right." He turned so that his compass pointed northeast. "See how that wasn't much work at all?"

"Now here's what you're doing. Start out facing north", he said to his son. "Now turn to the left. More. Keep going left. More and more. Keep going....STOP." HIs pudgy, godless son was pointing northeast.

"Looks like we're both pointing the same direction" said the son.

"But did you see how much longer it took you?" said his father.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


White pride worldwide!

That's what conservatives are like on facebook

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Jonny 290 posted:

A strong conservative patriotic dad decided to try to un-teach some of the liberal public school lessons his ex-wife had nagged into their mewling communist son. He took his boy out in the woods one day for a hike.

"This sucks, dad! Where's my DS?" whined the spoiled, liberal child.
"This is better than a DS." His strong, virile father pulled a compass out of his pocket.
"Let me show you something", the father typed on a Tumblr comment on his son's blog, because that was the only way to reach him these days.

He aimed the compass north. "We all start out here." His stammering son with poor muscle tone rolled his eyes. "Yeah, so?"

"Here's where I am. Just a little bit to the right." He turned so that his compass pointed northeast. "See how that wasn't much work at all?"

"Now here's what you're doing. Start out facing north", he said to his son. "Now turn to the left. More. Keep going left. More and more. Keep going....STOP." HIs pudgy, godless son was pointing northeast.

"Looks like we're both pointing the same direction" said the son.

"But did you see how much longer it took you?" said his father.

this is perfect, it means nothing, they are doing nothing productive in the woods with no context

zipperface
Jul 2, 2003
Hentai Stunt Tentacle



COMMON CORE, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?!

this is why i homeschool my children teach them tru values and God and country AMEN

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country



its me

i visit aliberterianfuture.com

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014






Skeleton Ape posted:

This is a weird sequence of words

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/722651044325564418

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country



Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."





quote:

Tony, we know who you are, come forward. I am offering you an ultimatum right now. You come forward, I press charges, you will go to jail. Or since you like to sucker punch people I will allow you to face me in the people's octagon, in a legal, sanctioned mixed martial arts bout, where we can settle it man-to-man, one-on-one. And all of the money that's been raised to find you, I will match it if you beat me and give it to a union of your choice. It's your choice: jail or face me like a man. Send your answer on Twitter.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!


Fun Shoe


lol is that an IBEW jacket? guy owns

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hot Karl Marx posted:

lol is that an IBEW jacket? guy owns

Yes, that is a International Brotherhood of Ewok Wranglers jacket

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Send your answer on Twitter.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Yes, that is a International Brotherhood of Ewok Wranglers jacket

I had no idea there were other 'wokkers here. Yub Nub my friend.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005




That baby has seen some poo poo.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."








Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


Nice to see that the US government has replaced the creator of the Democratic party on the $20 with a pro-gun Republican

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012
My incredible shitposting will not transform the xbone into a good console


Lipstick Apathy


No, that's too moderate and reasonable. You need to be more bombastic and also imply that birth control is the work of Lucifer Morning Star, First of The Fallen.

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