Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Luxury Communism posted:

Stinky_Pete posted:

Somebody explain what this is referencing please?

Stinky_Pete posted:

WE are the dumbest people on earth (that includes ME)
for we Elected the Idiot Ideologues who have passed the Bills that
allow this. Sorry, but we need a Revolution,

Luxury Communism posted:

Stinky_Pete posted:

Somebody explain what this is referencing please?

sandoz posted:

Also who the gently caress are these people who constantly get wrong orders from fast food places?

Stinky_Pete posted:

What's a "green" party? Is it a bunch of fags painting themselves green? That's the first thing I thought of because I HATE IT SO MUCH

Goodpancakes posted:

They are the people that think you need to pay CEOs millions to attract talent, but don't want a skill-less Yahoo making the minimum to not gently caress up an order

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Ivor Biggun posted:

Internaut! posted:

Internaut! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1H1rZL53I&t=33s

SciFiDownBeat posted:

it sucks when people exploit the mentally and social challenged for personal and political gain

Internaut! posted:

like UMass administrators taking money from this unfortunate creature's parents to spend 4 years telling their daughter her problems are all the fault of the boogeyman patriarchy

MariusLecter posted:

MariusLecter posted:

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

No, that's too moderate and reasonable. You need to be more bombastic and also imply that birth control is the work of Lucifer Morning Star, First of The Fallen.

Internaut! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1H1rZL53I&t=33s

Stinky_Pete posted:

You will get a kick out of this.
“We treat this world of ours as though we had a spare in the trunk.”
A cowboy named Dickie was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2016 BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni ® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the
cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Dickie looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not."

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connect it to his Apple i phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo .

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany...

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S5® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Dickie.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Dickie says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman," says Dickie, "for the U.S. Government."

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars’ worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't
know sh*t about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter.
This is a herd of sheep.”

“Now give me back my dog.”

AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

Professor Shark posted:

This isn't directly related, but what caused the Libertarian streak in US politics?

Internaut! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1H1rZL53I&t=33s

Ivor Biggun posted:

TheIllestVillain posted:

"our allies respected us"

lol

Ibogaine posted:

Awesome. At least here in Germany, I can not remember any US president who caused more ridicule and outright anti-americanism among people from across the entire political spectrum than Bush Jr. Not even Reagan, who was openly despised by all but a few conservatives (most conservatives treated Reagan like a delusional madman).

Batterypowered7 posted:

From my Facebook:

Ibogaine posted:

Awesome. At least here in Germany, I can not remember any US president who caused more ridicule and outright anti-americanism among people from across the entire political spectrum than Bush Jr. Not even Reagan, who was openly despised by all but a few conservatives (most conservatives treated Reagan like a delusional madman).